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The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood
The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood is here in full — 302 sentences across 61 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Single Blessedness.
Long Commons and Short Commons.
The Last Cut.
HOOD’S POETICAL WORKS.
COMIC.
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The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood is here in full — 302 sentences across 61 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/60 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Single Blessedness.
/ˈsɪŋɡəl ˈblesədnəs/
Line 2
Long Commons and Short Commons.
/lɔːŋ ˈkɑːmənz ənd ʃɔːrt ˈkɑːmənz/
Line 3
The Last Cut.
/ðə læst kʌt/
Line 4
HOOD’S POETICAL WORKS.
Line 5
COMIC.
/ˈkɑːmɪk/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Blessedness noun US /ˈblesədnəs/

a state of supreme happiness

From this reading “Single Blessedness.”

comic adjective US /ˈkɑːmɪk/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading “COMIC.”

Commons noun US /ˈkɑːmənz/

a piece of open land for recreational use in an urban area

From this reading “Long Commons and Short Commons.”

Cut verb US /kʌt/

separate with or as if with an instrument

From this reading “The Last Cut.”

poetical adjective US /poʊˈetɪkəl/

of or relating to poetry

From this reading “HOOD’S POETICAL WORKS.”

Short adjective US /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading “Long Commons and Short Commons.”

Single adjective US /ˈsɪŋɡəl/

being or characteristic of a single thing or person

From this reading “Single Blessedness.”

works noun US /wɜːrks/

buildings for carrying on industrial labor

From this reading “HOOD’S POETICAL WORKS.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Single Blessedness adjective + noun

In this reading “Single Blessedness.”

Short Commons adjective + noun

In this reading “Long Commons and Short Commons.”

All words in this reading · 13

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Long Commons and Short Commons.

BlessednessnounUS /ˈblesədnəs/

a state of supreme happiness

From this reading Single Blessedness.

COMICadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːmɪk/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading COMIC.

CommonsnounUS /ˈkɑːmənz/

a piece of open land for recreational use in an urban area

From this reading Long Commons and Short Commons.

CutverbUS /kʌt/

separate with or as if with an instrument

From this reading The Last Cut.

HOOD'S

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HOOD’S POETICAL WORKS.

LastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading The Last Cut.

LongadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading Long Commons and Short Commons.

POETICALadjectiveUS /poʊˈetɪkəl/

of or relating to poetry

From this reading HOOD’S POETICAL WORKS.

ShortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading Long Commons and Short Commons.

SingleadjectiveUS /ˈsɪŋɡəl/

being or characteristic of a single thing or person

From this reading Single Blessedness.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The Last Cut.

WORKSnounUS /wɜːrks/

buildings for carrying on industrial labor

From this reading HOOD’S POETICAL WORKS.

Chapter 2 of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood by Thomas Hood holds 302 sentences, grouped into 61 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood contain?

Chapter 2 holds 302 sentences of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood, unabridged, divided into 61 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood by Thomas Hood exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 302 sentences, grouped into 61 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 2 of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood?

Work through the 61 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Can chapter 2 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 2 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood

Common questions about reading The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood by Thomas Hood on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood?

Yes. All 5327 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #56712 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #56712, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood take to read?

About 443 minutes of reading across 1066 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Comic
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Poems
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Thomas
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Preface
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