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The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood
The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood

Chapter V

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Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.
When we debate It is my fate To always have the wrong of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!
And when I speak My voice is weak, But hers--she makes a gong of it!
For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!
She has, in brief, Command in Chief, And I’m but Aide-de-camp of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!
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The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood is here in full — 318 sentences across 64 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/63 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.
Line 2
When we debate It is my fate To always have the wrong of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!
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And when I speak My voice is weak, But hers--she makes a gong of it!
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For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!
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She has, in brief, Command in Chief, And I’m but Aide-de-camp of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

amiss adjective US /əˈmɪs/

not functioning properly

From this reading “Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.”

bliss noun US /blɪs/

a state of extreme happiness

From this reading “Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.”

brief adjective US /briːf/

of short duration or distance

From this reading “She has, in brief, Command in Chief, And I’m but Aide-de-camp of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!”

debate verb US /dəˈbeɪt/

argue with one another

From this reading “When we debate It is my fate To always have the wrong of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!”

gong noun US /ɡɔːŋ/

a percussion instrument consisting of a metal plate that is struck with a softheaded drumstick

From this reading “And when I speak My voice is weak, But hers--she makes a gong of it!”

hers pronoun US /hərz/

the one or ones belonging to her

From this reading “And when I speak My voice is weak, But hers--she makes a gong of it!”

sing verb US /sɪŋ/

deliver by singing

From this reading “Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.”

wedded adjective US /ˈwedɪd/

having been taken in marriage

From this reading “Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

Aide-de-campnoun

an officer who acts as military assistant to a more senior officer

From this reading She has, in brief, Command in Chief, And I’m but Aide-de-camp of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading When we debate It is my fate To always have the wrong of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

amissadjectiveUS /əˈmɪs/

not functioning properly

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

Bards

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From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

blissnounUS /blɪs/

a state of extreme happiness

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

briefadjectiveUS /briːf/

of short duration or distance

From this reading She has, in brief, Command in Chief, And I’m but Aide-de-camp of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading And when I speak My voice is weak, But hers--she makes a gong of it!

cannot

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From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

ChiefnounUS /tʃiːf/

a person who is in charge

From this reading She has, in brief, Command in Chief, And I’m but Aide-de-camp of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!

CommandnounUS /kəˈmænd/

an authoritative direction or instruction to do something

From this reading She has, in brief, Command in Chief, And I’m but Aide-de-camp of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!

debateverbUS /dəˈbeɪt/

argue with one another

From this reading When we debate It is my fate To always have the wrong of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!

fatenounUS /feɪt/

an event (or a course of events) that will inevitably happen in the future

From this reading When we debate It is my fate To always have the wrong of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

gongnounUS /ɡɔːŋ/

a percussion instrument consisting of a metal plate that is struck with a softheaded drumstick

From this reading And when I speak My voice is weak, But hers--she makes a gong of it!

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading She has, in brief, Command in Chief, And I’m but Aide-de-camp of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading When we debate It is my fate To always have the wrong of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!

herspronounUS /hərz/

the one or ones belonging to her

From this reading And when I speak My voice is weak, But hers--she makes a gong of it!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She has, in brief, Command in Chief, And I’m but Aide-de-camp of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading She has, in brief, Command in Chief, And I’m but Aide-de-camp of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading And when I speak My voice is weak, But hers--she makes a gong of it!

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

OfprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading When we debate It is my fate To always have the wrong of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

singverbUS /sɪŋ/

deliver by singing

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

songnounUS /sɔːŋ/

a short musical composition with words

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

speakverbUS /spiːk/

express in speech

From this reading And when I speak My voice is weak, But hers--she makes a gong of it!

talladjectiveUS /tɔːl/

great in vertical dimension; high in stature

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading When we debate It is my fate To always have the wrong of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!

voicenounUS /vɔɪs/

the distinctive quality or pitch or condition of a person's speech

From this reading And when I speak My voice is weak, But hers--she makes a gong of it!

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading When we debate It is my fate To always have the wrong of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!

weakadjectiveUS /wiːk/

wanting in physical strength

From this reading And when I speak My voice is weak, But hers--she makes a gong of it!

weddedadjectiveUS /ˈwedɪd/

having been taken in marriage

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When we debate It is my fate To always have the wrong of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading Of wedded bliss Bards sing amiss, I cannot make a song of it; For I am small, My wife is tall, And that’s the short and long of it.

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading When we debate It is my fate To always have the wrong of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that’s the short and long of it!

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Poems
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Thomas
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