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The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood
The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood

Chapter IX

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Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!
In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!
And drink from skulls as Byron did!
The profitable Abbey is A sacred Change for stony stock, Not that a speculation tis-- The profit’s founded on a rock.
Death and the Doctors in each nave Bony investments have inurn’d, And hard twould be to find a grave From which no money is returned!”
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The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood is here in full — 302 sentences across 61 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/60 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!
Line 2
In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!
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And drink from skulls as Byron did!
/ənd drɪŋk frʌm skʌlz æz ˈbaɪrən dɪd/
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The profitable Abbey is A sacredChange for stony stock, Not that a speculationtis-- The profit’s founded on a rock.
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Death and the Doctors in each nave Bony investments have inurn’d, And hardtwould be to find a grave From whichno money is returned!”

Learner Dictionary

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bard noun US /bɑːrd/

a lyric poet

From this reading “In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!”

Bony adjective US /ˈboʊni/

being very thin

From this reading “Death and the Doctors in each nave Bony investments have inurn’d, And hard ’twould be to find a grave From which “no money is returned!””

Grind verb US /ɡraɪnd/

press or grind with a crushing noise

From this reading “In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!”

investments noun US /ˌɪnˈvestmənts/

plural of “investment” — the act of investing; laying out money or capital in an enterprise with the expectation of profit

From this reading “Death and the Doctors in each nave Bony investments have inurn’d, And hard ’twould be to find a grave From which “no money is returned!””

nave noun US /neɪv/

the central area of a church

From this reading “Death and the Doctors in each nave Bony investments have inurn’d, And hard ’twould be to find a grave From which “no money is returned!””

profitable adjective US /ˈprɑːfətəbəl/

yielding material gain or profit

From this reading “The profitable Abbey is A sacred ‘Change for stony stock, Not that a speculation ’tis-- The profit’s founded on a rock.”

skulls noun US /skʌlz/

plural of “skull” — the bony skeleton of the head of vertebrates

From this reading “And drink from skulls as Byron did!”

strive verb US /straɪv/

attempt by employing effort

From this reading “In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!”

Word partnerships in these lines

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on a rock preposition + article + noun counted as “on … rock”

In this reading “The profitable Abbey is A sacred ‘Change for stony stock, Not that a speculation ’tis-- The profit’s founded on a rock.”

All words in this reading · 72

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!

AbbeynounUS /ˈæbi/

a church associated with a monastery or convent

From this reading The profitable Abbey is A sacred ‘Change for stony stock, Not that a speculation ’tis-- The profit’s founded on a rock.

alongprepositionUS /əˈlɔːŋ/

following the length of something from one end toward the other

From this reading Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!

ampleadjectiveUS /ˈæmpəl/

more than enough in size or scope or capacity

From this reading Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!

bardnounUS /bɑːrd/

a lyric poet

From this reading In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!

blackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!

bonesnounUS /boʊnz/

(used in the plural) a percussion instrument consisting of a pair of hollow pieces of wood or bone (usually held between the thumb and fingers) that are made to click together (as by Spanish dancers) in rhythm with the dance

From this reading In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!

BonyadjectiveUS /ˈboʊni/

being very thin

From this reading Death and the Doctors in each nave Bony investments have inurn’d, And hard ’twould be to find a grave From which “no money is returned!”

breadnounUS /bred/

food made from dough of flour or meal and usually raised with yeast or baking powder and then baked

From this reading In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!

ByronnounUS /ˈbaɪrən/

English romantic poet notorious for his rebellious and unconventional lifestyle (1788-1824)

From this reading And drink from skulls as Byron did!

ChangeverbUS /tʃeɪndʒ/

cause to change; make different; cause a transformation

From this reading The profitable Abbey is A sacred ‘Change for stony stock, Not that a speculation ’tis-- The profit’s founded on a rock.

DeathnounUS /deθ/

the event of dying or departure from life

From this reading Death and the Doctors in each nave Bony investments have inurn’d, And hard ’twould be to find a grave From which “no money is returned!”

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading And drink from skulls as Byron did!

DoctorsnounUS /ˈdɑːktərz/

plural of “doctor” — a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading Death and the Doctors in each nave Bony investments have inurn’d, And hard ’twould be to find a grave From which “no money is returned!”

drinkverbUS /drɪŋk/

take in liquids

From this reading And drink from skulls as Byron did!

dumbadjectiveUS /dʌm/

slow to learn or understand; lacking intellectual acuity

From this reading In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!

fatted

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!

fednounUS /fed/

any federal law-enforcement officer

From this reading Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!

Fee-faw-fum

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading Death and the Doctors in each nave Bony investments have inurn’d, And hard ’twould be to find a grave From which “no money is returned!”

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!

foundedverbUS /ˈfaʊndɪd/

past form of “found” — set up or found

From this reading The profitable Abbey is A sacred ‘Change for stony stock, Not that a speculation ’tis-- The profit’s founded on a rock.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading And drink from skulls as Byron did!

gravenounUS /ɡreɪv/

death of a person

From this reading Death and the Doctors in each nave Bony investments have inurn’d, And hard ’twould be to find a grave From which “no money is returned!”

GrindverbUS /ɡraɪnd/

press or grind with a crushing noise

From this reading In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading Death and the Doctors in each nave Bony investments have inurn’d, And hard ’twould be to find a grave From which “no money is returned!”

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Death and the Doctors in each nave Bony investments have inurn’d, And hard ’twould be to find a grave From which “no money is returned!”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!

inurn'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Death and the Doctors in each nave Bony investments have inurn’d, And hard ’twould be to find a grave From which “no money is returned!”

investmentsnounUS /ˌɪnˈvestmənts/

plural of “investment” — the act of investing; laying out money or capital in an enterprise with the expectation of profit

From this reading Death and the Doctors in each nave Bony investments have inurn’d, And hard ’twould be to find a grave From which “no money is returned!”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The profitable Abbey is A sacred ‘Change for stony stock, Not that a speculation ’tis-- The profit’s founded on a rock.

keepverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!

kidverbUS /kɪd/

tell false information to for fun

From this reading In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!

moneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading Death and the Doctors in each nave Bony investments have inurn’d, And hard ’twould be to find a grave From which “no money is returned!”

navenounUS /neɪv/

the central area of a church

From this reading Death and the Doctors in each nave Bony investments have inurn’d, And hard ’twould be to find a grave From which “no money is returned!”

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Death and the Doctors in each nave Bony investments have inurn’d, And hard ’twould be to find a grave From which “no money is returned!”

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading The profitable Abbey is A sacred ‘Change for stony stock, Not that a speculation ’tis-- The profit’s founded on a rock.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The profitable Abbey is A sacred ‘Change for stony stock, Not that a speculation ’tis-- The profit’s founded on a rock.

profit's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The profitable Abbey is A sacred ‘Change for stony stock, Not that a speculation ’tis-- The profit’s founded on a rock.

profitableadjectiveUS /ˈprɑːfətəbəl/

yielding material gain or profit

From this reading The profitable Abbey is A sacred ‘Change for stony stock, Not that a speculation ’tis-- The profit’s founded on a rock.

pursyadjective

breathing laboriously or convulsively

From this reading Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!

returnedverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrnd/

past form of “return” — go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading Death and the Doctors in each nave Bony investments have inurn’d, And hard ’twould be to find a grave From which “no money is returned!”

rocknounUS /rɑːk/

a lump or mass of hard consolidated mineral matter

From this reading The profitable Abbey is A sacred ‘Change for stony stock, Not that a speculation ’tis-- The profit’s founded on a rock.

sacredadjectiveUS /ˈseɪkrəd/

concerned with religion or religious purposes

From this reading The profitable Abbey is A sacred ‘Change for stony stock, Not that a speculation ’tis-- The profit’s founded on a rock.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!

skullsnounUS /skʌlz/

plural of “skull” — the bony skeleton of the head of vertebrates

From this reading And drink from skulls as Byron did!

sleevesnounUS /sliːvz/

plural of “sleeve” — the part of a garment that is attached at the armhole and that provides a cloth covering for the arm

From this reading Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!

speculationnounUS /ˌspekjəˈleɪʃən/

a message expressing an opinion based on incomplete evidence

From this reading The profitable Abbey is A sacred ‘Change for stony stock, Not that a speculation ’tis-- The profit’s founded on a rock.

stocknounUS /stɑːk/

the capital raised by a corporation through the issue of shares entitling holders to an ownership interest

From this reading The profitable Abbey is A sacred ‘Change for stony stock, Not that a speculation ’tis-- The profit’s founded on a rock.

stonyadjectiveUS /ˈstoʊni/

abounding in rocks or stones

From this reading The profitable Abbey is A sacred ‘Change for stony stock, Not that a speculation ’tis-- The profit’s founded on a rock.

striveverbUS /straɪv/

attempt by employing effort

From this reading In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The profitable Abbey is A sacred ‘Change for stony stock, Not that a speculation ’tis-- The profit’s founded on a rock.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The profitable Abbey is A sacred ‘Change for stony stock, Not that a speculation ’tis-- The profit’s founded on a rock.

ThoroughlyadverbUS /ˈθɜːroʊli/

in an exhaustive manner

From this reading Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!

throngnounUS /θrɔːŋ/

a large gathering of people

From this reading Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!

tisnounUS /tɪz/

plural of “ti” — a light strong grey lustrous corrosion-resistant metallic element used in strong lightweight alloys (as for airplane parts); the main sources are rutile and ilmenite

From this reading The profitable Abbey is A sacred ‘Change for stony stock, Not that a speculation ’tis-- The profit’s founded on a rock.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!

twould

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Death and the Doctors in each nave Bony investments have inurn’d, And hard ’twould be to find a grave From which “no money is returned!”

vainadjectiveUS /veɪn/

characteristic of false pride; having an exaggerated sense of self-importance

From this reading In vain I strive me to be dumb,-- You keep each bard like fatted kid, Grind bones for bread like Fee-faw-fum!

walknounUS /wɔːk/

the act of traveling by foot

From this reading Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!

well-order'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Death and the Doctors in each nave Bony investments have inurn’d, And hard ’twould be to find a grave From which “no money is returned!”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Oh, as I see you walk along In ample sleeves and ample back, A pursy and well-order’d throng, Thoroughly fed, thoroughly black!

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Poems
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