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The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood

Chapter XVI

Chapter 16 of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood is here in full — 294 sentences across 59 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Well,” quoth the Sow, and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?
Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”
Churches!--ay, there the question grapples, No, Bess, the Jews will go to Chappell’s!”
To chapel--well--what’s that to you?
A Berkshire Boar, and not a Jew?
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The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood

Chapter XVI

Chapter 16 of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood is here in full — 294 sentences across 59 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/58 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?
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Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”
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Churches!--ay, there the question grapples, No, Bess, the Jews will go to Chappell’s!”
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To chapel--well--what’s that to you?
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A Berkshire Boar, and not a Jew?
/ə ˈbɜːrkʃər bɔːr ənd nɑːt ə dʒuː/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

barbers noun US /ˈbɑːrbərz/

plural of “barber” — United States composer (1910-1981)

From this reading “Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?””

beards noun US /bɪrdz/

plural of “beard” — the hair growing on the lower part of a man's face

From this reading “Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?””

Berkshire noun US /ˈbɜːrkʃər/

a county in southern England

From this reading “A Berkshire Boar, and not a Jew?”

civic adjective US /ˈsɪvɪk/

of or relating or belonging to a city

From this reading “Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?””

fuming verb US /ˈfjuːmɪŋ/

-ing form of “fume” — be mad, angry, or furious

From this reading ““Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?”

grapples noun US /ˈɡræpəlz/

plural of “grapple” — a tool consisting of several hooks for grasping and holding; often thrown with a rope

From this reading ““Churches!--ay, there the question grapples, No, Bess, the Jews will go to Chappell’s!””

perches noun US /ˈpɜːrtʃɪz/

plural of “perch” — support consisting of a branch or rod that serves as a resting place (especially for a bird)

From this reading “Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?””

synagogues noun US /ˈsɪnəɡɔːɡz/

plural of “synagogue” — (Judaism) the place of worship for a Jewish congregation

From this reading “Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?””

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A Berkshire Boar, and not a Jew?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

ay

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From this reading “Churches!--ay, there the question grapples, No, Bess, the Jews will go to Chappell’s!”

barbersnounUS /ˈbɑːrbərz/

plural of “barber” — United States composer (1910-1981)

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

beardsnounUS /bɪrdz/

plural of “beard” — the hair growing on the lower part of a man's face

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

BerkshirenounUS /ˈbɜːrkʃər/

a county in southern England

From this reading A Berkshire Boar, and not a Jew?

Bess

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From this reading “Churches!--ay, there the question grapples, No, Bess, the Jews will go to Chappell’s!”

biteverbUS /baɪt/

to grip, cut off, or tear with or as if with the teeth or jaws

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

blissnounUS /blɪs/

a state of extreme happiness

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

BoarnounUS /bɔːr/

Old World wild swine having a narrow body and prominent tusks from which most domestic swine come; introduced in United States

From this reading A Berkshire Boar, and not a Jew?

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

cellarsnounUS /ˈselərz/

plural of “cellar” — the lowermost portion of a structure partly or wholly below ground level; often used for storage

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

chapelnounUS /ˈtʃæpəl/

a place of worship that has its own altar

From this reading “To chapel--well--what’s that to you?

Chappell's

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From this reading “Churches!--ay, there the question grapples, No, Bess, the Jews will go to Chappell’s!”

Cheapside

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

churchesnounUS /ˈtʃɜːrtʃɪz/

plural of “church” — one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

civicadjectiveUS /ˈsɪvɪk/

of or relating or belonging to a city

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

climbverbUS /klaɪm/

go upward with gradual or continuous progress

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

ContentedlyadverbUS /kənˈtentədli/

with equanimity

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

dwellersnounUS /ˈdwelərz/

plural of “dweller” — a person who inhabits a particular place

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

FairadjectiveUS /fer/

free from favoritism or self-interest or bias or deception; conforming with established standards or rules

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

flarenounUS /fler/

a shape that spreads outward

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

flare-upnoun

a sudden intense happening

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

fumingverbUS /ˈfjuːmɪŋ/

-ing form of “fume” — be mad, angry, or furious

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

grapplesnounUS /ˈɡræpəlz/

plural of “grapple” — a tool consisting of several hooks for grasping and holding; often thrown with a rope

From this reading “Churches!--ay, there the question grapples, No, Bess, the Jews will go to Chappell’s!”

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

hotadjectiveUS /hɑːt/

used of physical heat; having a high or higher than desirable temperature or giving off heat or feeling or causing a sensation of heat or burning

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

I'm

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From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

ignorancenounUS /ˈɪɡnərəns/

the lack of knowledge or education

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

JewnounUS /dʒuː/

a person belonging to the worldwide group claiming descent from Jacob (or converted to it) and connected by cultural or religious ties

From this reading A Berkshire Boar, and not a Jew?

JewsnounUS /dʒuːz/

plural of “jew” — a person belonging to the worldwide group claiming descent from Jacob (or converted to it) and connected by cultural or religious ties

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

liveverbUS /laɪv/

be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

mattersnounUS /ˈmætərz/

plural of “matter” — a vaguely specified concern

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

missverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

MosesnounUS /ˈmoʊzəs/

(Old Testament) the Hebrew prophet who led the Israelites from Egypt across the Red sea on a journey known as the Exodus; Moses received the Ten Commandments from God on Mount Sinai

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

nosesnounUS /ˈnoʊzɪz/

plural of “nose” — the organ of smell and entrance to the respiratory tract; the prominent part of the face of man or other mammals

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

perchesnounUS /ˈpɜːrtʃɪz/

plural of “perch” — support consisting of a branch or rod that serves as a resting place (especially for a bird)

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

permittedverbUS /pərˈmɪtɪd/

inflected form of “permit” — consent to, give permission

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading “Churches!--ay, there the question grapples, No, Bess, the Jews will go to Chappell’s!”

quoth

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From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

RagnounUS /ræɡ/

a small piece of cloth or paper

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

shopsnounUS /ʃɑːps/

plural of “shop” — a mercantile establishment for the retail sale of goods or services

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

SowverbUS /saʊ/

place (seeds) in or on the ground for future growth

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

supnounUS /sʌp/

a small amount of liquid food

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

synagoguesnounUS /ˈsɪnəɡɔːɡz/

plural of “synagogue” — (Judaism) the place of worship for a Jewish congregation

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “To chapel--well--what’s that to you?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading “Churches!--ay, there the question grapples, No, Bess, the Jews will go to Chappell’s!”

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

what's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “To chapel--well--what’s that to you?

WhetherconjunctionUS /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

WhilstconjunctionUS /waɪlst/

an old and formal word for “while”

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

wildadjectiveUS /waɪld/

marked by extreme lack of restraint or control

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading “Churches!--ay, there the question grapples, No, Bess, the Jews will go to Chappell’s!”

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Whether they go with beards like Moses, Or barbers take them by the noses, Whether they live, permitted dwellers, In Cheapside shops, or Rag Fair cellars, Or climb their way to civic perches, Or go to synagogues or churches?”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Well,” quoth the Sow, “and no great miss, I’m sure my ignorance is bliss; Contentedly I bite and sup, And never let my flare flare-up; Whilst you get wild and fuming hot-- What matters Jews be Jews or not?

Chapter 16 of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood by Thomas Hood holds 294 sentences, grouped into 59 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 16 of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood contain?

Chapter 16 holds 294 sentences of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood, unabridged, divided into 59 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 16 of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood by Thomas Hood exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 294 sentences, grouped into 59 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 16 of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood?

Work through the 59 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 59 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 16 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 16 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood

Common questions about reading The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood by Thomas Hood on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood?

Yes. All 5327 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #56712 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #56712, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood take to read?

About 443 minutes of reading across 1066 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood section by section

How to work through The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

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  2. Read one section

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  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Comic
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Poems
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Thomas
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Preface
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.