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The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood
The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood

Chapter XVII

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A PATHETIC BALLAD.
“I saw the iron enter into his soul.”--STERNE.
John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!
For, finding that the iron roads Were quite the public tale, Like Robin Redbreast, all his heart Was set upon a rail.
But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.
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The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood

Chapter XVII

Chapter 17 of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood is here in full — 318 sentences across 64 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/63 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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A PATHETIC BALLAD.
/ə pəˈθetɪk ˈbæləd/
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“I saw the iron enter into his soul.”--STERNE.
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John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!
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For, finding that the iron roads Were quite the public tale, Like Robin Redbreast, all his heart Was set upon a rail.
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But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

ballad noun US /ˈbæləd/

a narrative song with a recurrent refrain

From this reading “A PATHETIC BALLAD.”

builder's noun US /ˈbɪldərz/

possessive form of “builder” — a substance added to soaps or detergents to increase their cleansing action

cuts noun US /kʌts/

plural of “cut” — a share of the profits

From this reading “But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.”

engineer noun US /ˈendʒəˈnɪr/

a person who uses scientific knowledge to solve practical problems

From this reading “John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!”

ninety adjective US /ˈnaɪnti/

being ten more than eighty

From this reading “John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!”

pathetic adjective US /pəˈθetɪk/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading “A PATHETIC BALLAD.”

schemes noun US /skiːmz/

plural of “scheme” — an elaborate and systematic plan of action

From this reading “But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.”

sterne noun US /stɜːrn/

English writer (born in Ireland) (1713-1766)

From this reading ““I saw the iron enter into his soul.”--STERNE.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

pounds a year verb + article + noun counted as “pound … year”

In this reading “John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!”

enter into verb + particle

In this reading ““I saw the iron enter into his soul.”--STERNE.”

set upon verb + particle

assail or attack on all sides: "The zebra was beset by leopards"

In this reading “For, finding that the iron roads Were quite the public tale, Like Robin Redbreast, all his heart Was set upon a rail.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A PATHETIC BALLAD.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading For, finding that the iron roads Were quite the public tale, Like Robin Redbreast, all his heart Was set upon a rail.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.

BALLADnounUS /ˈbæləd/

a narrative song with a recurrent refrain

From this reading A PATHETIC BALLAD.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!

BeforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!

builder'snounUS /ˈbɪldərz/

possessive form of “builder” — a substance added to soaps or detergents to increase their cleansing action

From this reading John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.

clerknounUS /klɜːrk/

an employee who performs clerical work (e.g., keeps records or accounts)

From this reading John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.

cutverbUS /kʌt/

separate with or as if with an instrument

From this reading But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.

cutsnounUS /kʌts/

plural of “cut” — a share of the profits

From this reading But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.

endedadjectiveUS /ˈendəd/

having come or been brought to a conclusion

From this reading But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.

engine-turn'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!

engineernounUS /ˈendʒəˈnɪr/

a person who uses scientific knowledge to solve practical problems

From this reading John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!

enterverbUS /ˈentər/

to come or go into

From this reading “I saw the iron enter into his soul.”--STERNE.

findingnounUS /ˈfaɪndɪŋ/

the act of determining the properties of something, usually by research or calculation

From this reading For, finding that the iron roads Were quite the public tale, Like Robin Redbreast, all his heart Was set upon a rail.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading For, finding that the iron roads Were quite the public tale, Like Robin Redbreast, all his heart Was set upon a rail.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!

heartnounUS /hɑːrt/

the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading For, finding that the iron roads Were quite the public tale, Like Robin Redbreast, all his heart Was set upon a rail.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading “I saw the iron enter into his soul.”--STERNE.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I saw the iron enter into his soul.”--STERNE.

illadjectiveUS /ɪl/

affected by an impairment of normal physical or mental function

From this reading But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading “I saw the iron enter into his soul.”--STERNE.

ironnounUS /ˈaɪərn/

a heavy ductile magnetic metallic element; is silver-white in pure form but readily rusts; used in construction and tools and armament; plays a role in the transport of oxygen by the blood

From this reading “I saw the iron enter into his soul.”--STERNE.

JohnnounUS /dʒɑːn/

a room or building equipped with one or more toilets

From this reading John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!

JonesnounUS /dʒoʊnz/

United States labor leader (born in Ireland) who helped to found the Industrial Workers of the World (1830-1930)

From this reading John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!

LikeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading For, finding that the iron roads Were quite the public tale, Like Robin Redbreast, all his heart Was set upon a rail.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.

ninetyadjectiveUS /ˈnaɪnti/

being ten more than eighty

From this reading John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!

noughtnoun

a mathematical element that when added to another number yields the same number

From this reading But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.

ohnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!

PATHETICadjectiveUS /pəˈθetɪk/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading A PATHETIC BALLAD.

poundsnounUS /paʊndz/

plural of “pound” — 16 ounces avoirdupois

From this reading John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!

publicnounUS /ˈpʌblɪk/

people in general considered as a whole

From this reading For, finding that the iron roads Were quite the public tale, Like Robin Redbreast, all his heart Was set upon a rail.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading For, finding that the iron roads Were quite the public tale, Like Robin Redbreast, all his heart Was set upon a rail.

railnounUS /reɪl/

a barrier consisting of a horizontal bar and supports

From this reading For, finding that the iron roads Were quite the public tale, Like Robin Redbreast, all his heart Was set upon a rail.

Redbreastnoun

small Old World songbird with a reddish breast

From this reading For, finding that the iron roads Were quite the public tale, Like Robin Redbreast, all his heart Was set upon a rail.

roadsnounUS /roʊdz/

a partly sheltered anchorage

From this reading For, finding that the iron roads Were quite the public tale, Like Robin Redbreast, all his heart Was set upon a rail.

RobinnounUS /ˈrɑːbən/

small Old World songbird with a reddish breast

From this reading For, finding that the iron roads Were quite the public tale, Like Robin Redbreast, all his heart Was set upon a rail.

sawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading “I saw the iron enter into his soul.”--STERNE.

schemesnounUS /skiːmz/

plural of “scheme” — an elaborate and systematic plan of action

From this reading But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.

setverbUS /set/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading For, finding that the iron roads Were quite the public tale, Like Robin Redbreast, all his heart Was set upon a rail.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.

soulnounUS /soʊl/

the immaterial part of a person; the actuating cause of an individual life

From this reading “I saw the iron enter into his soul.”--STERNE.

STERNEnounUS /stɜːrn/

English writer (born in Ireland) (1713-1766)

From this reading “I saw the iron enter into his soul.”--STERNE.

talenounUS /teɪl/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading For, finding that the iron roads Were quite the public tale, Like Robin Redbreast, all his heart Was set upon a rail.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading For, finding that the iron roads Were quite the public tale, Like Robin Redbreast, all his heart Was set upon a rail.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “I saw the iron enter into his soul.”--STERNE.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!

tryverbUS /traɪ/

make an effort or attempt

From this reading But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading For, finding that the iron roads Were quite the public tale, Like Robin Redbreast, all his heart Was set upon a rail.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!

Wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading For, finding that the iron roads Were quite the public tale, Like Robin Redbreast, all his heart Was set upon a rail.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading But oh! his schemes all ended ill, As schemes must come to nought, With men who try to make short cuts, When cut with something short.

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading John Jones he was a builder’s clerk, On ninety pounds a year, Before his head was engine-turn’d To be an engineer!

Chapter 17 of The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood by Thomas Hood holds 318 sentences, grouped into 64 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Comic
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Poems
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Thomas
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Preface
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