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The Constant Couple

Chapter III · Chapter 3

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_Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.
I know you brave, and therefore use you thus.
Draw your sword.
_Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.
_Colonel S._ I doubt not but the arm is good; and therefore think both worth my resentment.
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The Constant Couple

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of The Constant Couple is here in full — 498 sentences across 100 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/99 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.
/ˈkɜːrnəl es kʌm kʌm sɜːr aɪ laɪk jɔːr fəˈsiːʃəs ˈhjuːmər wel ɪˈnʌf ɪt ʃoʊz ˈkɜːrədʒ ənd ˌʌnkənˈsɜːrn/
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I know you brave, and therefore use you thus.
/aɪ noʊ juː breɪv ənd ˈðerfɔːr juːs juː ðʌs/
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Draw your sword.
/drɔː jɔːr sɔːrd/
Line 4
_Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.
Line 5
_Colonel S._ I doubt not but the arm is good; and therefore think both worth my resentment.
/ˈkɜːrnəl es aɪ daʊt nɑːt bʌt ðə ɑːrm ɪz ɡʊd ənd ˈðerfɔːr θɪŋk boʊθ wɜːrθ maɪ rɪˈzentmənt/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

blade noun US /bleɪd/

especially a leaf of grass or the broad portion of a leaf as distinct from the petiole

From this reading “_Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.”

facetious adjective US /fəˈsiːʃəs/

cleverly amusing in tone

From this reading “_Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.”

humour noun US /ˈhjuːmər/

a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling

From this reading “_Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.”

oblige verb US /əˈblaɪdʒ/

force somebody to do something

From this reading “_Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.”

prettiest adjective US /ˈprɪtiəst/

superlative of “pretty” — pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading “_Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.”

resentment noun US /rɪˈzentmənt/

a feeling of deep and bitter anger and ill-will

From this reading “_Colonel S._ I doubt not but the arm is good; and therefore think both worth my resentment.”

shows noun US /ʃoʊz/

plural of “show” — the act of publicly exhibiting or entertaining

From this reading “_Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.”

unconcern noun US /ˌʌnkənˈsɜːrn/

the trait of remaining calm and seeming not to care; a casual lack of concern

From this reading “_Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.”

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andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.

armnounUS /ɑːrm/

a human limb; technically the part of the superior limb between the shoulder and the elbow but commonly used to refer to the whole superior limb

From this reading _Colonel S._ I doubt not but the arm is good; and therefore think both worth my resentment.

bladenounUS /bleɪd/

especially a leaf of grass or the broad portion of a leaf as distinct from the petiole

From this reading _Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.

bothdeterminerUS /boʊθ/

the two together, not just one

From this reading _Colonel S._ I doubt not but the arm is good; and therefore think both worth my resentment.

braveadjectiveUS /breɪv/

possessing or displaying courage; able to face and deal with danger or fear without flinching

From this reading I know you brave, and therefore use you thus.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading _Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.

ColonelnounUS /ˈkɜːrnəl/

a commissioned military officer in the United States Army or Air Force or Marines who ranks above a lieutenant colonel and below a brigadier general

From this reading _Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.

ComeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading _Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.

couragenounUS /ˈkɜːrədʒ/

a quality of spirit that enables you to face danger or pain without showing fear

From this reading _Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.

devilnounUS /ˈdevəl/

(Judeo-Christian and Islamic religions) chief spirit of evil and adversary of God; tempter of mankind; master of Hell

From this reading _Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.

doubtnounUS /daʊt/

the state of being unsure of something

From this reading _Colonel S._ I doubt not but the arm is good; and therefore think both worth my resentment.

DrawverbUS /drɔː/

cause to move by pulling

From this reading Draw your sword.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading _Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.

facetiousadjectiveUS /fəˈsiːʃəs/

cleverly amusing in tone

From this reading _Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.

fightverbUS /faɪt/

be engaged in a fight; carry on a fight

From this reading _Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading _Colonel S._ I doubt not but the arm is good; and therefore think both worth my resentment.

HnounUS /eɪtʃ/

a nonmetallic univalent element that is normally a colorless and odorless highly flammable diatomic gas; the simplest and lightest and most abundant element in the universe

From this reading _Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading _Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.

humournounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling

From this reading _Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading _Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading _Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I know you brave, and therefore use you thus.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading _Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading _Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading _Colonel S._ I doubt not but the arm is good; and therefore think both worth my resentment.

NayexclamationUS /neɪ/

an old word for “no”

From this reading _Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading _Colonel S._ I doubt not but the arm is good; and therefore think both worth my resentment.

obligeverbUS /əˈblaɪdʒ/

force somebody to do something

From this reading _Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.

PerhapsadverbUS /pərˈhæps/

by chance

From this reading _Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.

prettiestadjectiveUS /ˈprɪtiəst/

superlative of “pretty” — pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading _Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.

resentmentnounUS /rɪˈzentmənt/

a feeling of deep and bitter anger and ill-will

From this reading _Colonel S._ I doubt not but the arm is good; and therefore think both worth my resentment.

SnounUS /es/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading _Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading _Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.

showsnounUS /ʃoʊz/

plural of “show” — the act of publicly exhibiting or entertaining

From this reading _Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading _Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.

swordnounUS /sɔːrd/

a cutting or thrusting weapon that has a long metal blade and a hilt with a hand guard

From this reading Draw your sword.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading _Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.

thereforeadverbUS /ˈðerfɔːr/

for that reason; as a result

From this reading I know you brave, and therefore use you thus.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading _Colonel S._ I doubt not but the arm is good; and therefore think both worth my resentment.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading _Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.

thusadverbUS /ðʌs/

(used to introduce a logical conclusion) from that fact or reason or as a result

From this reading I know you brave, and therefore use you thus.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.

unconcernnounUS /ˌʌnkənˈsɜːrn/

the trait of remaining calm and seeming not to care; a casual lack of concern

From this reading _Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.

usenounUS /juːs/

the act of using

From this reading I know you brave, and therefore use you thus.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading _Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading _Sir H._ Nay, to oblige you, I will draw; but the devil take me if I fight.--Perhaps, colonel, this is the prettiest blade you have seen.

worthnounUS /wɜːrθ/

an indefinite quantity of something having a specified value

From this reading _Colonel S._ I doubt not but the arm is good; and therefore think both worth my resentment.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I know you brave, and therefore use you thus.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Colonel S._ Come, come, sir, I like your facetious humour well enough; it shows courage and unconcern.

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