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The Cords of Vanity: A Comedy of Shirking
The Cords of Vanity: A Comedy of Shirking

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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_Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.
For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.
The author of this novel has been pleased to describe the author of this introduction as "the only known purchaser of the book" and, further, as "the other person to own a CORDS OF VANITY".
I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").
These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.
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The Cords of Vanity: A Comedy of Shirking

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Cords of Vanity: A Comedy of Shirking is here in full — 393 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.
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For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.
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The author of this novel has been pleased to describe the author of this introduction as "the only known purchaser of the book" and, further, as "the other person to own a CORDS OF VANITY".
/ðə ˈɔːθər ʌv ðɪs ˈnɑːvəl hæz bɪn pliːzd tuː dɪˈskraɪb ðə ˈɔːθər ʌv ðɪs ˌɪntrəˈdʌkʃən æz ðə ˈoʊnli noʊn ˈpɜːrtʃəsər ʌv ðə bʊk ənd ˈfɜːrðər æz ðə ˈʌðər ˈpɜːrsən tuː oʊn ə kɔːrdz ʌv ˈvænəti/
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I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").
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These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

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accrue verb US /əˈkruː/

grow by addition

From this reading “These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.”

Cabell noun US /kɑːˈbel/

United States writer of satirical novels (1879-1958)

From this reading “_Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.”

devotees noun US /ˈdevəˈtiːz/

plural of “devotee” — an ardent follower and admirer

From this reading “These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.”

nauseating adjective US /ˈnɔːʒieɪtɪŋ/

causing or able to cause nausea

From this reading “I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").”

opus noun US /ˈoʊpəs/

a musical work that has been created

From this reading “_Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.”

performs verb US /pərˈfɔːrmz/

third-person singular of “perform” — carry out or perform an action

From this reading “_Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.”

quantum noun US /ˈkwɑːntəm/

a discrete amount of something that is analogous to the quantities in quantum theory

From this reading “_Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.”

reclamation noun US /ˌrekləˈmeɪʃən/

the conversion of wasteland into land suitable for use of habitation or cultivation

From this reading “_Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

accrueverbUS /əˈkruː/

grow by addition

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

acquitverbUS /əˈkwɪt/

pronounce not guilty of criminal charges

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

actverbUS /ækt/

perform an action, or work out or perform (an action)

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

adjectivenounUS /ˈædʒɪktɪv/

a word that expresses an attribute of something

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

affectsnounUS /əˈfekts/

plural of “affect” — the conscious subjective aspect of feeling or emotion

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

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From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The author of this novel has been pleased to describe the author of this introduction as "the only known purchaser of the book" and, further, as "the other person to own a CORDS OF VANITY".

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

appealverbUS /əˈpiːl/

take a court case to a higher court for review

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

aspectnounUS /ˈæspekt/

a distinct feature or element in a problem

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

authornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading The author of this novel has been pleased to describe the author of this introduction as "the only known purchaser of the book" and, further, as "the other person to own a CORDS OF VANITY".

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading The author of this novel has been pleased to describe the author of this introduction as "the only known purchaser of the book" and, further, as "the other person to own a CORDS OF VANITY".

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading The author of this novel has been pleased to describe the author of this introduction as "the only known purchaser of the book" and, further, as "the other person to own a CORDS OF VANITY".

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

CabellnounUS /kɑːˈbel/

United States writer of satirical novels (1879-1958)

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

chargedadjectiveUS /tʃɑːrdʒd/

of a particle or body or system; having a net amount of positive or negative electric charge

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

ClevelandnounUS /ˈkliːvlənd/

the largest city in Ohio; located in northeastern Ohio on Lake Erie; a major Great Lakes port

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

connectionnounUS /kəˈnekʃən/

a relation between things or events (as in the case of one causing the other or sharing features with it)

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

consistverbUS /kənˈsɪst/

originate

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

CORDSnounUS /kɔːrdz/

cotton trousers made of corduroy cloth

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

creationnounUS /kriˈeɪʃən/

the human act of creating

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

DealernounUS /ˈdiːlər/

someone who purchases and maintains an inventory of goods to be sold

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

describeverbUS /dɪˈskraɪb/

give a description of

From this reading The author of this novel has been pleased to describe the author of this introduction as "the only known purchaser of the book" and, further, as "the other person to own a CORDS OF VANITY".

devoteesnounUS /ˈdevəˈtiːz/

plural of “devotee” — an ardent follower and admirer

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

directionsnounUS /dərˈekʃənz/

plural of “direction” — a line leading to a place or point

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

discussedverbUS /dɪˈskʌst/

past form of “discuss” — to consider or examine in speech or writing

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

disgustingadjectiveUS /dɪsˈɡʌstɪŋ/

highly offensive; arousing aversion or disgust

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

doingverbUS /ˈduːɪŋ/

-ing form of “do” — engage in

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

dulladjectiveUS /dʌl/

lacking in liveliness or animation

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

editionnounUS /əˈdɪʃən/

the form in which a text (especially a printed book) is published

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

elevenadjectiveUS /ɪˈlevən/

being one more than ten

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

estnounUS /est/

standard time in the 5th time zone west of Greenwich, reckoned at the 75th meridian; used in the eastern United States

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

exaggerationnounUS /ɪɡˌzædʒərˈeɪʃən/

extravagant exaggeration

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

exceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

faradverbUS /fɑːr/

to a considerable degree; very much

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

freshadjectiveUS /freʃ/

recently made, produced, or harvested

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

furtheradverbUS /ˈfɜːrðər/

to or at a greater extent or degree or a more advanced stage (“further” is used more often than “farther” in this abstract sense)

From this reading The author of this novel has been pleased to describe the author of this introduction as "the only known purchaser of the book" and, further, as "the other person to own a CORDS OF VANITY".

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

hardlyadverbUS /ˈhɑːrdli/

only a very short time before

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

humorousadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmərəs/

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

huntsnounUS /hʌnts/

plural of “hunt” — Englishman and Pre-Raphaelite painter (1827-1910)

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

hurtverbUS /hɜːrt/

be the source of pain

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

immoraladjectiveUS /ˌɪˈmɔːrəl/

deliberately violating accepted principles of right and wrong

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

impeachmentnounUS /ˌɪmˈpiːtʃmənt/

a formal document charging a public official with misconduct in office

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

inconsequentadjective

lacking worth or importance

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

indeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

infallibly

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From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

insignificantlyadverb

in an insignificant manner

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

intendedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈtendɪd/

resulting from one's intentions

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

introductionnounUS /ˌɪntrəˈdʌkʃən/

the act of beginning something new

From this reading The author of this novel has been pleased to describe the author of this introduction as "the only known purchaser of the book" and, further, as "the other person to own a CORDS OF VANITY".

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

knownadjectiveUS /noʊn/

apprehended with certainty

From this reading The author of this novel has been pleased to describe the author of this introduction as "the only known purchaser of the book" and, further, as "the other person to own a CORDS OF VANITY".

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

legaladjectiveUS /ˈliːɡəl/

established by or founded upon law or official or accepted rules

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

MagazinenounUS /ˈmæɡəziːn/

a periodic publication containing pictures and stories and articles of interest to those who purchase it or subscribe to it

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

makingnounUS /ˈmeɪkɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

malodorousadjective

having an unpleasant smell

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

nauseatingadjectiveUS /ˈnɔːʒieɪtɪŋ/

causing or able to cause nausea

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

novelnounUS /ˈnɑːvəl/

an extended fictional work in prose; usually in the form of a story

From this reading The author of this novel has been pleased to describe the author of this introduction as "the only known purchaser of the book" and, further, as "the other person to own a CORDS OF VANITY".

obtusenessnoun

the quality of being slow to understand

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading The author of this novel has been pleased to describe the author of this introduction as "the only known purchaser of the book" and, further, as "the other person to own a CORDS OF VANITY".

opusnounUS /ˈoʊpəs/

a musical work that has been created

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading The author of this novel has been pleased to describe the author of this introduction as "the only known purchaser of the book" and, further, as "the other person to own a CORDS OF VANITY".

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading The author of this novel has been pleased to describe the author of this introduction as "the only known purchaser of the book" and, further, as "the other person to own a CORDS OF VANITY".

pairsnounUS /perz/

plural of “pair” — a set of two similar things considered as a unit

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

performsverbUS /pərˈfɔːrmz/

third-person singular of “perform” — carry out or perform an action

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

personnounUS /ˈpɜːrsən/

a human being

From this reading The author of this novel has been pleased to describe the author of this introduction as "the only known purchaser of the book" and, further, as "the other person to own a CORDS OF VANITY".

PlainadjectiveUS /pleɪn/

clearly revealed to the mind or the senses or judgment

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

pleasedadjectiveUS /pliːzd/

experiencing or manifesting pleasure

From this reading The author of this novel has been pleased to describe the author of this introduction as "the only known purchaser of the book" and, further, as "the other person to own a CORDS OF VANITY".

PlusnounUS /plʌs/

a useful or valuable quality

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

possessors

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

PostverbUS /poʊst/

affix in a public place or for public notice

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

proofsnounUS /pruːfs/

plural of “proof” — any factual evidence that helps to establish the truth of something

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

purchasernounUS /ˈpɜːrtʃəsər/

a person who buys

From this reading The author of this novel has been pleased to describe the author of this introduction as "the only known purchaser of the book" and, further, as "the other person to own a CORDS OF VANITY".

purelyadverbUS /ˈpjʊrli/

restricted to something

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

quantumnounUS /ˈkwɑːntəm/

a discrete amount of something that is analogous to the quantities in quantum theory

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

quia

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

ramblingadjectiveUS /ˈræmblɪŋ/

spreading out in different directions or distributed irregularly

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

readilyadverbUS /ˈredəli/

without much difficulty

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

readyadjectiveUS /ˈredi/

completely prepared or in condition for immediate action or use or progress

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

reapverbUS /riːp/

gather, as of natural products

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

reclamationnounUS /ˌrekləˈmeɪʃən/

the conversion of wasteland into land suitable for use of habitation or cultivation

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

reclamatory

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

rewardnounUS /rɪˈwɔːrd/

a recompense for worthy acts or retribution for wrongdoing

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

rewardsnounUS /rɪˈwɔːrdz/

plural of “reward” — a recompense for worthy acts or retribution for wrongdoing

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

sapit

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

saveprepositionUS /seɪv/

except for; apart from

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

secondnounUS /ˈsekənd/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

singularadjectiveUS /ˈsɪŋɡjələr/

unusual or striking

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

singularitynounUS /ˈsɪŋɡjəˈlerəti/

the quality of being one of a kind

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

slushyadjective

being or resembling melting snow

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

softadjectiveUS /sɑːft/

yielding readily to pressure or weight

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

soundnounUS /saʊnd/

the particular auditory effect produced by a given cause

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

standsnounUS /stændz/

plural of “stand” — a support or foundation

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

sterileadjectiveUS /ˈsterəl/

incapable of reproducing

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

supposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

tantum

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From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

ThesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

VANITYnounUS /ˈvænəti/

feelings of excessive pride

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

vulgus

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From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading _Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit._ Mr. Cabell, in making ready this second or intended edition of THE CORDS OF VANITY, performs an act of reclamation which is at the same time an act of fresh creation.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading These devotees of the adjective that hunts in pairs are hardly to be discussed, I suppose, in connection with any rewards except such as accrue to the possessors of a certain obtuseness, who always and infallibly reap at least the reward of not being hurt by what they do not know--or, for that matter, by what they do know.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

worseadjectiveUS /wɜːrs/

(comparative of “bad”) inferior to another in quality or condition or desirability

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

wrily

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From this reading For the purely reclamatory aspect of what he has done, his reward (so far as that can consist in anything save the doing) must come from insignificantly few directions; so few indeed that he, with a wrily humorous exaggeration, affects to believe them singular.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading I could readily enough acquit myself, with good sound legal proofs, of any such singularity as stands charged in this soft impeachment--and that without appeal to _The Cleveland Plain Dealer_ of eleven years ago ("slushy and disgusting"), or to _The New York Post_ ("sterile and malodorous ... worse than immoral--dull"), or to _Ainslee's Magazine_ ("inconsequent and rambling ... rather nauseating at times").

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