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The Cords of Vanity: A Comedy of Shirking
The Cords of Vanity: A Comedy of Shirking

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

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"And for that reason you want to write about them!
You would, though; it is eminently characteristic.
Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"
"Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."
"What would you demand, then, of a book?"
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The Cords of Vanity: A Comedy of Shirking

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

Chapter 4 of The Cords of Vanity: A Comedy of Shirking is here in full — 402 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"And for that reason you want to write about them!
/ənd fɔːr ðæt ˈriːzən juː wɑːnt tuː raɪt əˈbaʊt ðem/
Line 2
You would, though; it is eminently characteristic.
/juː wʊd ðoʊ ɪt ɪz ˈemənəntli ˌkerəktərˈɪstɪk/
Line 3
Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"
Line 4
"Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."
Line 5
"What would you demand, then, of a book?"
/wʌt wʊd juː dɪˈmænd ðen ʌv ə bʊk/

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Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

badly adverb US /ˈbædli/

to a severe or serious degree

From this reading “"Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."”

begetting verb US /bɪˈɡetɪŋ/

inflected form of “beget” — make (offspring) by reproduction

From this reading “Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"”

characteristic noun US /ˌkerəktərˈɪstɪk/

a prominent attribute or aspect of something

From this reading “You would, though; it is eminently characteristic.”

cultured adjective US /ˈkʌltʃərd/

marked by refinement in taste and manners

From this reading “"Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."”

eminently adverb US /ˈemənəntli/

in an eminent manner

From this reading “You would, though; it is eminently characteristic.”

immortalize verb US /ˌɪˈmɔːrtəlaɪz/

be or provide a memorial to a person or an event

From this reading “Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"”

naive adjective US /ˌnaɪˈiːv/

marked by or showing unaffected simplicity and lack of guile or worldly experience

From this reading “Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"”

succeed verb US /səkˈsiːd/

attain success or reach a desired goal

From this reading “"Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "What would you demand, then, of a book?"

abominablyadverb

in an offensive and hateful manner

From this reading "Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading "And for that reason you want to write about them!

amongprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋ/

surrounded by; in the middle of a group

From this reading "Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "And for that reason you want to write about them!

badlyadverbUS /ˈbædli/

to a severe or serious degree

From this reading "Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."

BecauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading "Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."

begettingverbUS /bɪˈɡetɪŋ/

inflected form of “beget” — make (offspring) by reproduction

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading "What would you demand, then, of a book?"

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

characteristicnounUS /ˌkerəktərˈɪstɪk/

a prominent attribute or aspect of something

From this reading You would, though; it is eminently characteristic.

childrennounUS /ˈtʃɪldrən/

plural of “child” — a young person of either sex

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

culturedadjectiveUS /ˈkʌltʃərd/

marked by refinement in taste and manners

From this reading "Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."

demandnounUS /dɪˈmænd/

an urgent or peremptory request

From this reading "What would you demand, then, of a book?"

eminentlyadverbUS /ˈemənəntli/

in an eminent manner

From this reading You would, though; it is eminently characteristic.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading "Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "And for that reason you want to write about them!

generaladjectiveUS /ˈdʒenərəl/

applying to all or most members of a category or group

From this reading "Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."

GodnounUS /ɡɑːd/

the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions

From this reading "Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

handsomeadjectiveUS /ˈhænsəm/

pleasing in appearance especially by reason of conformity to ideals of form and proportion

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

honornounUS /ˈɑːnər/

a tangible symbol signifying approval or distinction

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

immortalizeverbUS /ˌɪˈmɔːrtəlaɪz/

be or provide a memorial to a person or an event

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading You would, though; it is eminently characteristic.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading You would, though; it is eminently characteristic.

markverbUS /mɑːrk/

attach a tag or label to

From this reading "Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

naiveadjectiveUS /ˌnaɪˈiːv/

marked by or showing unaffected simplicity and lack of guile or worldly experience

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

necessaryadjectiveUS /ˈnesəseri/

absolutely essential

From this reading "Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading "Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

ohnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading "Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."

personsnounUS /ˈpɜːrsənz/

plural of “person” — a human being

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

reasonnounUS /ˈriːzən/

a rational motive for a belief or action

From this reading "And for that reason you want to write about them!

saveprepositionUS /seɪv/

except for; apart from

From this reading "Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

succeedverbUS /səkˈsiːd/

attain success or reach a desired goal

From this reading "Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "And for that reason you want to write about them!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading "And for that reason you want to write about them!

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading You would, though; it is eminently characteristic.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "And for that reason you want to write about them!

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading "And for that reason you want to write about them!

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "What would you demand, then, of a book?"

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "Because to succeed--not only among the general but with the 'cultured few,' God save the mark!--it is now necessary to write not badly but abominably."

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading You would, though; it is eminently characteristic.

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading "And for that reason you want to write about them!

writingnounUS /ˈraɪtɪŋ/

the act of creating written works

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "And for that reason you want to write about them!

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Well, then, why should you not immortalize the persons who had the honor of begetting you--oh, most handsome and most naive of children!--by writing your very best about them?"

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