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The Cynic's Word Book

Chapter I

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With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.
As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.
In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.
A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.
To Father Jape's kindly encouragement and assistance the author of the prose text is greatly indebted.
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The Cynic's Word Book

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Cynic's Word Book is here in full — 438 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.
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As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.
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In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.
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A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.
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To Father Jape's kindly encouragement and assistance the author of the prose text is greatly indebted.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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alphabetical adjective US /ˌælfəˈbetɪkəl/

relating to or expressed by a writing system that uses an alphabet

From this reading “As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.”

cleric noun US /ˈklerɪk/

a clergyman or other person in religious orders

From this reading “A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.”

compiling noun US /kəmˈpaɪlɪŋ/

the act of compiling (as into a single book or file or list)

From this reading “In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.”

illustrative adjective US /ˌɪˈlʌstrətɪv/

clarifying by use of examples

From this reading “A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.”

periodicals noun US /ˌpɪriˈɑːdɪkəlz/

plural of “periodical” — a publication that appears at fixed intervals

From this reading “With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.”

priority noun US /praɪˈɔːrəti/

status established in order of importance or urgency

From this reading “With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.”

quotations noun US /kwoʊˈteɪʃənz/

plural of “quotation” — a short note recognizing a source of information or of a quoted passage

From this reading “A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.”

Wasp noun US /wɑːsp/

a white person of Anglo-Saxon ancestry who belongs to a Protestant denomination

From this reading “With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

greatly indebted adverb + adjective

In this reading “To Father Jape's kindly encouragement and assistance the author of the prose text is greatly indebted.”

reading public noun + noun

In this reading “In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.”

With reference preposition + noun

In this reading “With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.”

in the year preposition + article + noun counted as “in … year”

In this reading “With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.”

questions of verb + particle counted as “question of”

In this reading “With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.”

in the language preposition + article + noun counted as “in … language”

In this reading “As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.”

All words in this reading · 124

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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1881

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From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

abundantadjectiveUS /əˈbʌndənt/

present in great quantity

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

acceptableadjectiveUS /ækˈseptəbəl/

worthy of acceptance or satisfactory

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

actualadjectiveUS /ˈæktʃəwəl/

presently existing in fact and not merely potential or possible

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

addressedadjectiveUS /əˈdrest/

(of mail) marked with a destination

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.

alphabeticaladjectiveUS /ˌælfəˈbetɪkəl/

relating to or expressed by a writing system that uses an alphabet

From this reading As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.

assistancenounUS /əˈsɪstəns/

the activity of contributing to the fulfillment of a need or furtherance of an effort or purpose

From this reading To Father Jape's kindly encouragement and assistance the author of the prose text is greatly indebted.

authornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

author'snounUS /ˈɔːθərz/

possessive form of “author” — writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

bearverbUS /ber/

have

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

begunverbUS /bɪˈɡʌn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

BooknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

bulknounUS /bʌlk/

the property resulting from being or relating to the greater in number of two parts; the main part

From this reading As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

chiefnounUS /tʃiːf/

a person who is in charge

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

clericnounUS /ˈklerɪk/

a clergyman or other person in religious orders

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

compilingnounUS /kəmˈpaɪlɪŋ/

the act of compiling (as into a single book or file or list)

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

completeverbUS /kəmˈpliːt/

come or bring to a finish or an end

From this reading As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.

considerationsnounUS /kənˌsɪdərˈeɪʃənz/

plural of “consideration” — the process of giving careful thought to something

From this reading As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.

conspicuousadjectiveUS /kənˈspɪkjuːəs/

obvious to the eye or mind

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

continuedadjectiveUS /kənˈtɪnjuːd/

without stop or interruption

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

defineverbUS /dɪˈfaɪn/

determine the essential quality of

From this reading As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.

desultoryadjectiveUS /ˈdesəltɔːri/

marked by lack of definite plan or regularity or purpose; jumping from one thing to another

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

determinedadjectiveUS /dɪˈtɜːrmənd/

characterized by great determination

From this reading As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.

dryadjectiveUS /draɪ/

free from liquid or moisture; lacking natural or normal moisture or depleted of water; or no longer wet

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

eminentadjectiveUS /ˈemənənt/

standing above others in quality or position

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

encouragementnounUS /enˈkɜːrɪdʒmənt/

the expression of approval and support

From this reading To Father Jape's kindly encouragement and assistance the author of the prose text is greatly indebted.

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

enlightenedadjectiveUS /ˌenˈlaɪtənd/

having knowledge and spiritual insight

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.

eventnounUS /ɪˈvent/

something that happens at a given place and time

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

explainedverbUS /ɪkˈspleɪnd/

past form of “explain” — make plain and comprehensible

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

FathernounUS /ˈfɑːðər/

a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

featurenounUS /ˈfiːtʃər/

a prominent attribute or aspect of something

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

Francisco

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From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

Gassalasca

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From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

greatlyadverbUS /ˈɡreɪtli/

to an extraordinary extent or degree

From this reading To Father Jape's kindly encouragement and assistance the author of the prose text is greatly indebted.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

hopedverbUS /hoʊpt/

past form of “hope” — expect and wish

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

humilitynounUS /hjuːˈmɪlɪti/

a disposition to be humble; a lack of false pride

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

humornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

illustrativeadjectiveUS /ˌɪˈlʌstrətɪv/

clarifying by use of examples

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

indebtedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈdetɪd/

owing gratitude or recognition to another for help or favors etc

From this reading To Father Jape's kindly encouragement and assistance the author of the prose text is greatly indebted.

ingeniousadjectiveUS /ɪnˈdʒiː.ni.əs/

Clever, original, and remarkably inventive in design and execution.

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

initialsnounUS /ˌɪˈnɪʃəlz/

plural of “initial” — the first letter of a word (especially a person's name)

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

JnounUS /dʒeɪ/

a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

Japenoun

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

Jape's

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From this reading To Father Jape's kindly encouragement and assistance the author of the prose text is greatly indebted.

journalsnounUS /ˈdʒɜːrnəlz/

plural of “journal” — a daily written record of (usually personal) experiences and observations

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

kindlyadjectiveUS /ˈkaɪndli/

showing or motivated by sympathy and understanding and generosity

From this reading To Father Jape's kindly encouragement and assistance the author of the prose text is greatly indebted.

languagenounUS /ˈlæŋɡwədʒ/

a systematic means of communicating by the use of sounds or conventional symbols

From this reading As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.

learnedadjectiveUS /lɜːrnd/

having or showing profound knowledge

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

linesnounUS /laɪnz/

plural of “line” — a formation of people or things one beside another

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.

originalitynounUS /ərˌɪdʒəˈnælɪti/

the ability to think and act independently

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

partnounUS /pɑːrt/

something determined in relation to something that includes it

From this reading As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.

periodicalsnounUS /ˌpɪriˈɑːdɪkəlz/

plural of “periodical” — a publication that appears at fixed intervals

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

poetsnounUS /ˈpoʊəts/

plural of “poet” — a writer of poems (the term is usually reserved for writers of good poetry)

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

possibleadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːsəbəl/

capable of happening or existing

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

possiblyadverbUS /ˈpɑːsəbli/

by chance

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

preferverbUS /prəˈfɜːr/

like better; value more highly

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

prioritynounUS /praɪˈɔːrəti/

status established in order of importance or urgency

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

prosenounUS /proʊz/

ordinary writing as distinguished from verse

From this reading To Father Jape's kindly encouragement and assistance the author of the prose text is greatly indebted.

provingverbUS /ˈpruːvɪŋ/

-ing form of “prove” — be shown or be found to be

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

publicnounUS /ˈpʌblɪk/

people in general considered as a whole

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

purposenounUS /ˈpɜːrpəs/

an anticipated outcome that is intended or that guides your planned actions

From this reading As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.

questionsnounUS /ˈkwestʃənz/

plural of “question” — an instance of questioning

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

quotationsnounUS /kwoʊˈteɪʃənz/

plural of “quotation” — a short note recognizing a source of information or of a quoted passage

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

readingnounUS /ˈriːdɪŋ/

the cognitive process of understanding a written linguistic message

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

referencenounUS /ˈrefərəns/

a remark that calls attention to something or someone

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

SnounUS /es/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

San

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

sentimentnounUS /ˈsentəmənt/

tender, romantic, or nostalgic feeling or emotion

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

seriesnounUS /ˈsɪriz/

similar things placed in order or happening one after another

From this reading As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.

severaladjectiveUS /ˈsevrəl/

(used with count nouns) of an indefinite number more than 2 or 3 but not many

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

slangverbUS /slæŋ/

use slang or vulgar language

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

soulsnounUS /soʊlz/

plural of “soul” — the immaterial part of a person; the actuating cause of an individual life

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

sparedverbUS /sperd/

past form of “spare” — refrain from harming

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

stopping-place

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.

sweetadjectiveUS /swiːt/

having or denoting the characteristic taste of sugar

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

textnounUS /tekst/

the words of something written

From this reading To Father Jape's kindly encouragement and assistance the author of the prose text is greatly indebted.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

unpleasingadjective

unpleasant or disagreeable to the senses

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

volumenounUS /ˈvɑːljuːm/

the amount of 3-dimensional space occupied by an object

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

WaspnounUS /wɑːsp/

a white person of Anglo-Saxon ancestry who belongs to a Protestant denomination

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

whosedeterminerUS /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasing, feature of the book is its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief of whom is that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S. J., whose lines bear his initials.

winesnounUS /waɪnz/

plural of “wine” — fermented juice (of grapes especially)

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

witnounUS /wɪt/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading In the event of this volume proving acceptable to that part of the reading public to which in humility it is addressed--enlightened souls who prefer dry wines to sweet, sense to sentiment, good English to slang, and wit to humor--there may possibly be another if the author be spared for the compiling.

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

WordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading As it was no part of the author's purpose to define all the words in the language, or even to make a complete alphabetical series, the stopping-place of the book was determined by considerations of bulk.

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading With reference to certain actual and possible questions of priority and originality, it may be explained that this Word Book was begun in the San Francisco "Wasp" in the year 1881, and has been continued, in a desultory way, in several journals and periodicals.

Chapter 1 of The Cynic's Word Book by Ambrose Bierce holds 438 sentences, grouped into 88 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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