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The Cynic's Word Book

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of The Cynic's Word Book is here in full — 445 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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BRANDY, n.
A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.
Dose, a headful all the time.
Brandy is said, by Carlyle, I think, to be the drink of heroes.
Only a hero will venture to drink it.
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The Cynic's Word Book

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of The Cynic's Word Book is here in full — 445 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/89 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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BRANDY, n.
/ˈbrændi en/
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A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.
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Dose, a headful all the time.
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Brandy is said, by Carlyle, I think, to be the drink of heroes.
/ˈbrændi ɪz sed baɪ ˈkɑːrlaɪl aɪ θɪŋk tuː biː ðə drɪŋk ʌv ˈhɪroʊz/
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Only a hero will venture to drink it.
/ˈoʊnli ə ˈhɪroʊ wɪl ˈventʃər tuː drɪŋk ɪt/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

brandy noun US /ˈbrændi/

distilled from wine or fermented fruit juice

From this reading “BRANDY, n.”

Carlyle noun US /ˈkɑːrlaɪl/

Scottish historian who wrote about the French Revolution (1795-1881)

From this reading “Brandy is said, by Carlyle, I think, to be the drink of heroes.”

clarified verb US /ˈklerəfaɪd/

inflected form of “clarify” — make clear and (more) comprehensible

From this reading “A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.”

cordial adjective US /ˈkɔːrdʒəl/

diffusing warmth and friendliness

From this reading “A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.”

Dose noun US /doʊs/

a measured portion of medicine taken at any one time

From this reading “Dose, a headful all the time.”

heroes noun US /ˈhɪroʊz/

plural of “hero” — a man distinguished by exceptional courage and nobility and strength

From this reading “Brandy is said, by Carlyle, I think, to be the drink of heroes.”

remorse noun US /rɪˈmɔːrs/

a feeling of deep regret (usually for some misdeed)

From this reading “A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.”

Satan noun US /ˈseɪtən/

(Judeo-Christian and Islamic religions) chief spirit of evil and adversary of God; tempter of mankind; master of Hell

From this reading “A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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two parts noun + noun

In this reading “A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.”

four parts noun + noun

In this reading “A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Dose, a headful all the time.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Brandy is said, by Carlyle, I think, to be the drink of heroes.

bloodyadjectiveUS /ˈblʌdi/

having or covered with or accompanied by blood

From this reading A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.

BRANDYnounUS /ˈbrændi/

distilled from wine or fermented fruit juice

From this reading BRANDY, n.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Brandy is said, by Carlyle, I think, to be the drink of heroes.

CarlylenounUS /ˈkɑːrlaɪl/

Scottish historian who wrote about the French Revolution (1795-1881)

From this reading Brandy is said, by Carlyle, I think, to be the drink of heroes.

clarifiedverbUS /ˈklerəfaɪd/

inflected form of “clarify” — make clear and (more) comprehensible

From this reading A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.

composedadjectiveUS /kəmˈpoʊzd/

serenely self-possessed and free from agitation especially in times of stress

From this reading A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.

cordialadjectiveUS /ˈkɔːrdʒəl/

diffusing warmth and friendliness

From this reading A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.

death-hell-and-thegrave

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.

DosenounUS /doʊs/

a measured portion of medicine taken at any one time

From this reading Dose, a headful all the time.

drinkverbUS /drɪŋk/

take in liquids

From this reading Brandy is said, by Carlyle, I think, to be the drink of heroes.

fournounUS /fɔːr/

the cardinal number that is the sum of three and one

From this reading A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.

headfulnoun

the quantity of information that a head will hold

From this reading Dose, a headful all the time.

heronounUS /ˈhɪroʊ/

a man distinguished by exceptional courage and nobility and strength

From this reading Only a hero will venture to drink it.

heroesnounUS /ˈhɪroʊz/

plural of “hero” — a man distinguished by exceptional courage and nobility and strength

From this reading Brandy is said, by Carlyle, I think, to be the drink of heroes.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Brandy is said, by Carlyle, I think, to be the drink of heroes.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Brandy is said, by Carlyle, I think, to be the drink of heroes.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Only a hero will venture to drink it.

murderverbUS /ˈmɜːrdər/

kill intentionally and with premeditation

From this reading A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.

nnounUS /en/

a common nonmetallic element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless inert diatomic gas; constitutes 78 percent of the atmosphere by volume; a constituent of all living tissues

From this reading BRANDY, n.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.

OnlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading Only a hero will venture to drink it.

partnounUS /pɑːrt/

something determined in relation to something that includes it

From this reading A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.

partsnounUS /pɑːrts/

the local environment

From this reading A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.

remorsenounUS /rɪˈmɔːrs/

a feeling of deep regret (usually for some misdeed)

From this reading A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Brandy is said, by Carlyle, I think, to be the drink of heroes.

SatannounUS /ˈseɪtən/

(Judeo-Christian and Islamic religions) chief spirit of evil and adversary of God; tempter of mankind; master of Hell

From this reading A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Dose, a headful all the time.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Brandy is said, by Carlyle, I think, to be the drink of heroes.

thunder-and-lightning

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Dose, a headful all the time.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Brandy is said, by Carlyle, I think, to be the drink of heroes.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-thegrave and four parts clarified Satan.

venturenounUS /ˈventʃər/

any venturesome undertaking especially one with an uncertain outcome

From this reading Only a hero will venture to drink it.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Only a hero will venture to drink it.

Chapter 2 of The Cynic's Word Book by Ambrose Bierce holds 445 sentences, grouped into 89 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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