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The Diary of a Nobody

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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We settle down in our new home, and I resolve to keep a diary.
Tradesmen trouble us a bit, so does the scraper.
The Curate calls and pays me a great compliment.
My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Hollowaya nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.
We have a little front garden; and there is a flight of ten steps up to the front door, which, by-the-by, we keep locked with the chain up.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Diary of a Nobody

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Diary of a Nobody is here in full — 63 sentences across 13 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/12 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
We settle down in our new home, and I resolve to keep a diary.
/wiː ˈsetəl daʊn ɪn ˈaʊər nuː hoʊm ənd aɪ riˈzɑːlv tuː kiːp ə ˈdaɪəri/
Line 2
Tradesmen trouble us a bit, so does the scraper.
/ˈtreɪdzmən ˈtrʌbəl ʌs ə bɪt soʊ dʌz ðə ˈskreɪpər/
Line 3
The Curate calls and pays me a great compliment.
/ðə ˈkjʊrət kɔːlz ənd peɪz miː ə ɡreɪt ˈkɑːmpləment/
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My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Hollowaya nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.
Line 5
We have a little front garden; and there is a flight of ten steps up to the front door, which, by-the-by, we keep locked with the chain up.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

basement noun US /ˈbeɪsmənt/

the lowermost portion of a structure partly or wholly below ground level; often used for storage

From this reading “My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.”

counting noun US /ˈkaʊntɪŋ/

the act of counting; reciting numbers in ascending order

From this reading “My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.”

Curate noun US /ˈkjʊrət/

a person authorized to conduct religious worship

From this reading “The Curate calls and pays me a great compliment.”

diary noun US /ˈdaɪəri/

a daily written record of (usually personal) experiences and observations

From this reading “We settle down in our new home, and I resolve to keep a diary.”

Laurels noun US /ˈlɔːrəlz/

a tangible symbol signifying approval or distinction

From this reading “My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.”

pays noun US /peɪz/

plural of “pay” — something that remunerates

From this reading “The Curate calls and pays me a great compliment.”

scraper noun US /ˈskreɪpər/

any of various hand tools for scraping

From this reading “Tradesmen trouble us a bit, so does the scraper.”

Tradesmen noun US /ˈtreɪdzmən/

plural of “tradesman” — a merchant who owns or manages a shop

From this reading “Tradesmen trouble us a bit, so does the scraper.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading We settle down in our new home, and I resolve to keep a diary.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading We settle down in our new home, and I resolve to keep a diary.

basementnounUS /ˈbeɪsmənt/

the lowermost portion of a structure partly or wholly below ground level; often used for storage

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

bitnounUS /bɪt/

a small piece or quantity of something

From this reading Tradesmen trouble us a bit, so does the scraper.

breakfast-parlour

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

Brickfieldnoun

a place where bricks are made and sold

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

by-the-by

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We have a little front garden; and there is a flight of ten steps up to the front door, which, by-the-by, we keep locked with the chain up.

callsnounUS /kɔːlz/

plural of “call” — a telephone connection

From this reading The Curate calls and pays me a great compliment.

Carrie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

chainnounUS /tʃeɪn/

a series of things depending on each other as if linked together

From this reading We have a little front garden; and there is a flight of ten steps up to the front door, which, by-the-by, we keep locked with the chain up.

complimentverbUS /ˈkɑːmpləment/

say something to someone that expresses praise

From this reading The Curate calls and pays me a great compliment.

countingnounUS /ˈkaʊntɪŋ/

the act of counting; reciting numbers in ascending order

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

CuratenounUS /ˈkjʊrət/

a person authorized to conduct religious worship

From this reading The Curate calls and pays me a great compliment.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

diarynounUS /ˈdaɪəri/

a daily written record of (usually personal) experiences and observations

From this reading We settle down in our new home, and I resolve to keep a diary.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Tradesmen trouble us a bit, so does the scraper.

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading We have a little front garden; and there is a flight of ten steps up to the front door, which, by-the-by, we keep locked with the chain up.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading We settle down in our new home, and I resolve to keep a diary.

flightnounUS /flaɪt/

a formation of aircraft in flight

From this reading We have a little front garden; and there is a flight of ten steps up to the front door, which, by-the-by, we keep locked with the chain up.

frontnounUS /frʌnt/

the side that is forward or prominent

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

gardennounUS /ˈɡɑːrdən/

a plot of ground where plants are cultivated

From this reading We have a little front garden; and there is a flight of ten steps up to the front door, which, by-the-by, we keep locked with the chain up.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading The Curate calls and pays me a great compliment.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

Holloway

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading We settle down in our new home, and I resolve to keep a diary.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading We settle down in our new home, and I resolve to keep a diary.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading We settle down in our new home, and I resolve to keep a diary.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading We have a little front garden; and there is a flight of ten steps up to the front door, which, by-the-by, we keep locked with the chain up.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

keepverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading We settle down in our new home, and I resolve to keep a diary.

LaurelsnounUS /ˈlɔːrəlz/

a tangible symbol signifying approval or distinction

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading We have a little front garden; and there is a flight of ten steps up to the front door, which, by-the-by, we keep locked with the chain up.

lockedverbUS /lɑːkt/

past form of “lock” — fasten with a lock

From this reading We have a little front garden; and there is a flight of ten steps up to the front door, which, by-the-by, we keep locked with the chain up.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The Curate calls and pays me a great compliment.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading We settle down in our new home, and I resolve to keep a diary.

niceadjectiveUS /naɪs/

pleasant or pleasing or agreeable in nature or appearance

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading We have a little front garden; and there is a flight of ten steps up to the front door, which, by-the-by, we keep locked with the chain up.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading We settle down in our new home, and I resolve to keep a diary.

paysnounUS /peɪz/

plural of “pay” — something that remunerates

From this reading The Curate calls and pays me a great compliment.

residencenounUS /ˈrezɪdəns/

any address at which you dwell more than temporarily

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

resolveverbUS /riˈzɑːlv/

bring to an end; settle conclusively

From this reading We settle down in our new home, and I resolve to keep a diary.

scrapernounUS /ˈskreɪpər/

any of various hand tools for scraping

From this reading Tradesmen trouble us a bit, so does the scraper.

settleverbUS /ˈsetəl/

settle into a position, usually on a surface or ground

From this reading We settle down in our new home, and I resolve to keep a diary.

six-roomed

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading Tradesmen trouble us a bit, so does the scraper.

stepsnounUS /steps/

a flight of stairs or a flight of steps

From this reading We have a little front garden; and there is a flight of ten steps up to the front door, which, by-the-by, we keep locked with the chain up.

tennounUS /ten/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading We have a little front garden; and there is a flight of ten steps up to the front door, which, by-the-by, we keep locked with the chain up.

TerracenounUS /ˈterəs/

usually paved outdoor area adjoining a residence

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Tradesmen trouble us a bit, so does the scraper.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading We have a little front garden; and there is a flight of ten steps up to the front door, which, by-the-by, we keep locked with the chain up.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading We settle down in our new home, and I resolve to keep a diary.

TradesmennounUS /ˈtreɪdzmən/

plural of “tradesman” — a merchant who owns or manages a shop

From this reading Tradesmen trouble us a bit, so does the scraper.

troublenounUS /ˈtrʌbəl/

a source of difficulty

From this reading Tradesmen trouble us a bit, so does the scraper.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading We have a little front garden; and there is a flight of ten steps up to the front door, which, by-the-by, we keep locked with the chain up.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Tradesmen trouble us a bit, so does the scraper.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We settle down in our new home, and I resolve to keep a diary.

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading We have a little front garden; and there is a flight of ten steps up to the front door, which, by-the-by, we keep locked with the chain up.

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, “The Laurels,” Brickfield Terrace, Holloway—a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast-parlour.

Chapter 1 of The Diary of a Nobody by George Grossmith holds 63 sentences, grouped into 13 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 63 sentences of The Diary of a Nobody, unabridged, divided into 13 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in The Diary of a Nobody

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Diary of a Nobody, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Settle
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Resolve
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Diary
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Tradesmen
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