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The Diary of a Nobody

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Diary of a Nobody is here in full — 131 sentences across 27 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Tradesmen and the scraper still troublesome.
Gowing rather tiresome with his complaints of the paint.
I make one of the best jokes of my life.
Delights of Gardening.
Mr. Stillbrook, Gowing, Cummings, and I have a little misunderstanding.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Diary of a Nobody

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Diary of a Nobody is here in full — 131 sentences across 27 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/26 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Tradesmen and the scraper still troublesome.
/ˈtreɪdzmən ənd ðə ˈskreɪpər stɪl ˈtrʌbəlsəm/
Line 2
Gowing rather tiresome with his complaints of the paint.
Line 3
I make one of the best jokes of my life.
/aɪ meɪk wʌn ʌv ðə best dʒoʊks ʌv maɪ laɪf/
Line 4
Delights of Gardening.
/dɪˈlaɪts ʌv ˈɡɑːrdənɪŋ/
Line 5
Mr. Stillbrook, Gowing, Cummings, and I have a little misunderstanding.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

complaints noun US /kəmˈpleɪnts/

plural of “complaint” — an often persistent bodily disorder or disease; a cause for complaining

From this reading “Gowing rather tiresome with his complaints of the paint.”

Cummings noun US /ˈkʌmɪŋz/

United States writer noted for his typographically eccentric poetry (1894-1962)

From this reading “Mr. Stillbrook, Gowing, Cummings, and I have a little misunderstanding.”

Gardening noun US /ˈɡɑːrdənɪŋ/

the cultivation of plants

From this reading “Delights of Gardening.”

misunderstanding noun US /ˌmɪsəndərˈstændɪŋ/

putting the wrong interpretation on

From this reading “Mr. Stillbrook, Gowing, Cummings, and I have a little misunderstanding.”

scraper noun US /ˈskreɪpər/

any of various hand tools for scraping

From this reading “Tradesmen and the scraper still troublesome.”

tiresome adjective US /ˈtaɪərsəm/

so lacking in interest as to cause mental weariness

From this reading “Gowing rather tiresome with his complaints of the paint.”

Tradesmen noun US /ˈtreɪdzmən/

plural of “tradesman” — a merchant who owns or manages a shop

From this reading “Tradesmen and the scraper still troublesome.”

troublesome adjective US /ˈtrʌbəlsəm/

causing difficulty or annoyance

From this reading “Tradesmen and the scraper still troublesome.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Mr. Stillbrook, Gowing, Cummings, and I have a little misunderstanding.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Tradesmen and the scraper still troublesome.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading I make one of the best jokes of my life.

complaintsnounUS /kəmˈpleɪnts/

plural of “complaint” — an often persistent bodily disorder or disease; a cause for complaining

From this reading Gowing rather tiresome with his complaints of the paint.

CummingsnounUS /ˈkʌmɪŋz/

United States writer noted for his typographically eccentric poetry (1894-1962)

From this reading Mr. Stillbrook, Gowing, Cummings, and I have a little misunderstanding.

DelightsnounUS /dɪˈlaɪts/

plural of “delight” — a feeling of extreme pleasure or satisfaction

From this reading Delights of Gardening.

GardeningnounUS /ˈɡɑːrdənɪŋ/

the cultivation of plants

From this reading Delights of Gardening.

Gowing

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Gowing rather tiresome with his complaints of the paint.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Mr. Stillbrook, Gowing, Cummings, and I have a little misunderstanding.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Gowing rather tiresome with his complaints of the paint.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I make one of the best jokes of my life.

jokesnounUS /dʒoʊks/

plural of “joke” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading I make one of the best jokes of my life.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading I make one of the best jokes of my life.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Mr. Stillbrook, Gowing, Cummings, and I have a little misunderstanding.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading I make one of the best jokes of my life.

misunderstandingnounUS /ˌmɪsəndərˈstændɪŋ/

putting the wrong interpretation on

From this reading Mr. Stillbrook, Gowing, Cummings, and I have a little misunderstanding.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Mr. Stillbrook, Gowing, Cummings, and I have a little misunderstanding.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I make one of the best jokes of my life.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Gowing rather tiresome with his complaints of the paint.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading I make one of the best jokes of my life.

paintverbUS /peɪnt/

make a painting

From this reading Gowing rather tiresome with his complaints of the paint.

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading Gowing rather tiresome with his complaints of the paint.

scrapernounUS /ˈskreɪpər/

any of various hand tools for scraping

From this reading Tradesmen and the scraper still troublesome.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Tradesmen and the scraper still troublesome.

Stillbrook

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mr. Stillbrook, Gowing, Cummings, and I have a little misunderstanding.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Tradesmen and the scraper still troublesome.

tiresomeadjectiveUS /ˈtaɪərsəm/

so lacking in interest as to cause mental weariness

From this reading Gowing rather tiresome with his complaints of the paint.

TradesmennounUS /ˈtreɪdzmən/

plural of “tradesman” — a merchant who owns or manages a shop

From this reading Tradesmen and the scraper still troublesome.

troublesomeadjectiveUS /ˈtrʌbəlsəm/

causing difficulty or annoyance

From this reading Tradesmen and the scraper still troublesome.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Gowing rather tiresome with his complaints of the paint.

Chapter 2 of The Diary of a Nobody by George Grossmith holds 131 sentences, grouped into 27 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of The Diary of a Nobody contain?

Chapter 2 holds 131 sentences of The Diary of a Nobody, unabridged, divided into 27 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of The Diary of a Nobody by George Grossmith exactly as it stands in the public-domain source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 131 sentences, grouped into 27 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Vocabulary met early in The Diary of a Nobody

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Diary of a Nobody, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Settle
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Diary of a Nobody; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Resolve
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Diary of a Nobody; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Diary
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Diary of a Nobody; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Tradesmen
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Diary of a Nobody; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.