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The Diary of a Nobody

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of The Diary of a Nobody is here in full — 105 sentences across 21 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A conversation with Mr. Merton on Society.
Mr. and Mrs. James, of Sutton, come up.
A miserable evening at the Tank Theatre.
Experiments with enamel paint.
I make another good joke; but Gowing and Cummings are unnecessarily offended.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Diary of a Nobody

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of The Diary of a Nobody is here in full — 105 sentences across 21 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/21 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
A conversation with Mr. Merton on Society.
/ə ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃən wɪð ˈmɪstər ˈmɜːrtən ɑːn səˈsaɪəti/
Line 2
Mr. and Mrs. James, of Sutton, come up.
Line 3
A miserable evening at the Tank Theatre.
/ə ˈmɪzərəbəl ˈiːvnɪŋ æt ðə tæŋk ˈθiːətər/
Line 4
Experiments with enamel paint.
/ɪkˈsperəmənts wɪð ɪˈnæməl peɪnt/
Line 5
I make another good joke; but Gowing and Cummings are unnecessarily offended.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Cummings noun US /ˈkʌmɪŋz/

United States writer noted for his typographically eccentric poetry (1894-1962)

From this reading “I make another good joke; but Gowing and Cummings are unnecessarily offended.”

enamel noun US /ɪˈnæməl/

hard white substance covering the crown of a tooth

From this reading “Experiments with enamel paint.”

Experiments noun US /ɪkˈsperəmənts/

plural of “experiment” — the act of conducting a controlled test or investigation

From this reading “Experiments with enamel paint.”

Merton noun US /ˈmɜːrtən/

United States religious and writer (1915-1968)

From this reading “A conversation with Mr. Merton on Society.”

offended adjective US /əˈfendəd/

emotionally hurt or upset or annoyed

From this reading “I make another good joke; but Gowing and Cummings are unnecessarily offended.”

paint verb US /peɪnt/

make a painting

From this reading “Experiments with enamel paint.”

Tank noun US /tæŋk/

an enclosed armored military vehicle; has a cannon and moves on caterpillar treads

From this reading “A miserable evening at the Tank Theatre.”

unnecessarily adverb US /ənˈnesəserəli/

in an unnecessary manner

From this reading “I make another good joke; but Gowing and Cummings are unnecessarily offended.”

All words in this reading · 34

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A conversation with Mr. Merton on Society.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Mr. and Mrs. James, of Sutton, come up.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading I make another good joke; but Gowing and Cummings are unnecessarily offended.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading I make another good joke; but Gowing and Cummings are unnecessarily offended.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading A miserable evening at the Tank Theatre.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I make another good joke; but Gowing and Cummings are unnecessarily offended.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Mr. and Mrs. James, of Sutton, come up.

conversationnounUS /ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃən/

the use of speech for informal exchange of views or ideas or information etc.

From this reading A conversation with Mr. Merton on Society.

CummingsnounUS /ˈkʌmɪŋz/

United States writer noted for his typographically eccentric poetry (1894-1962)

From this reading I make another good joke; but Gowing and Cummings are unnecessarily offended.

enamelnounUS /ɪˈnæməl/

hard white substance covering the crown of a tooth

From this reading Experiments with enamel paint.

eveningnounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading A miserable evening at the Tank Theatre.

ExperimentsnounUS /ɪkˈsperəmənts/

plural of “experiment” — the act of conducting a controlled test or investigation

From this reading Experiments with enamel paint.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading I make another good joke; but Gowing and Cummings are unnecessarily offended.

Gowing

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I make another good joke; but Gowing and Cummings are unnecessarily offended.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I make another good joke; but Gowing and Cummings are unnecessarily offended.

JamesnounUS /dʒeɪmz/

a Stuart king of Scotland who married a daughter of Henry VII; when England and France went to war in 1513 he invaded England and died in defeat at Flodden (1473-1513)

From this reading Mr. and Mrs. James, of Sutton, come up.

jokenounUS /dʒoʊk/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading I make another good joke; but Gowing and Cummings are unnecessarily offended.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading I make another good joke; but Gowing and Cummings are unnecessarily offended.

MertonnounUS /ˈmɜːrtən/

United States religious and writer (1915-1968)

From this reading A conversation with Mr. Merton on Society.

miserableadjectiveUS /ˈmɪzərəbəl/

very unhappy; full of misery

From this reading A miserable evening at the Tank Theatre.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading A conversation with Mr. Merton on Society.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading Mr. and Mrs. James, of Sutton, come up.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Mr. and Mrs. James, of Sutton, come up.

offendedadjectiveUS /əˈfendəd/

emotionally hurt or upset or annoyed

From this reading I make another good joke; but Gowing and Cummings are unnecessarily offended.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading A conversation with Mr. Merton on Society.

paintverbUS /peɪnt/

make a painting

From this reading Experiments with enamel paint.

SocietynounUS /səˈsaɪəti/

an extended social group having a distinctive cultural and economic organization

From this reading A conversation with Mr. Merton on Society.

Sutton

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mr. and Mrs. James, of Sutton, come up.

TanknounUS /tæŋk/

an enclosed armored military vehicle; has a cannon and moves on caterpillar treads

From this reading A miserable evening at the Tank Theatre.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A miserable evening at the Tank Theatre.

TheatrenounUS /ˈθiːətər/

a building where theatrical performances or motion-picture shows can be presented

From this reading A miserable evening at the Tank Theatre.

unnecessarilyadverbUS /ənˈnesəserəli/

in an unnecessary manner

From this reading I make another good joke; but Gowing and Cummings are unnecessarily offended.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Mr. and Mrs. James, of Sutton, come up.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading A conversation with Mr. Merton on Society.

Chapter 3 of The Diary of a Nobody by George Grossmith holds 105 sentences, grouped into 21 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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