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The Diary of a Nobody

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of The Diary of a Nobody is here in full — 108 sentences across 22 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Daisy Mutlar sole topic of conversation.
Lupin’s new berth.
Fireworks at the Cummings’.
The Holloway Comedians.”
Sarah quarrels with the charwoman.
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The Diary of a Nobody

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of The Diary of a Nobody is here in full — 108 sentences across 22 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/21 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Daisy Mutlar sole topic of conversation.
Line 2
Lupin’s new berth.
Line 3
Fireworks at the Cummings’.
/ˈfaɪrwɜːrks æt ðə ˈkʌmɪŋz/
Line 4
TheHolloway Comedians.”
Line 5
Sarah quarrels with the charwoman.
/ˈserə ˈkwɔːrəlz wɪð ðə ˈtʃɑːrwʊmən/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

berth noun US /bɜːrθ/

a job in an organization

From this reading “Lupin’s new berth.”

charwoman noun US /ˈtʃɑːrwʊmən/

a human female employed to do housework

From this reading “Sarah quarrels with the charwoman.”

Comedians noun US /kəˈmiːdiənz/

plural of “comedian” — a professional performer who tells jokes and performs comical acts

From this reading “The “Holloway Comedians.””

Cummings noun US /ˈkʌmɪŋz/

United States writer noted for his typographically eccentric poetry (1894-1962)

From this reading “Fireworks at the Cummings’.”

Daisy noun US /ˈdeɪzi/

any of numerous composite plants having flower heads with well-developed ray flowers usually arranged in a single whorl

From this reading “Daisy Mutlar sole topic of conversation.”

Fireworks noun US /ˈfaɪrwɜːrks/

plural of “firework” — (usually plural) a device with an explosive that burns at a low rate and with colored flames; can be used to illuminate areas or send signals etc.

From this reading “Fireworks at the Cummings’.”

quarrels noun US /ˈkwɔːrəlz/

plural of “quarrel” — an angry dispute

From this reading “Sarah quarrels with the charwoman.”

topic noun US /ˈtɑːpɪk/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading “Daisy Mutlar sole topic of conversation.”

All words in this reading · 19

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Fireworks at the Cummings’.

berthnounUS /bɜːrθ/

a job in an organization

From this reading Lupin’s new berth.

charwomannounUS /ˈtʃɑːrwʊmən/

a human female employed to do housework

From this reading Sarah quarrels with the charwoman.

ComediansnounUS /kəˈmiːdiənz/

plural of “comedian” — a professional performer who tells jokes and performs comical acts

From this reading The “Holloway Comedians.”

conversationnounUS /ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃən/

the use of speech for informal exchange of views or ideas or information etc.

From this reading Daisy Mutlar sole topic of conversation.

CummingsnounUS /ˈkʌmɪŋz/

United States writer noted for his typographically eccentric poetry (1894-1962)

From this reading Fireworks at the Cummings’.

DaisynounUS /ˈdeɪzi/

any of numerous composite plants having flower heads with well-developed ray flowers usually arranged in a single whorl

From this reading Daisy Mutlar sole topic of conversation.

FireworksnounUS /ˈfaɪrwɜːrks/

plural of “firework” — (usually plural) a device with an explosive that burns at a low rate and with colored flames; can be used to illuminate areas or send signals etc.

From this reading Fireworks at the Cummings’.

Holloway

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The “Holloway Comedians.”

Lupin's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Lupin’s new berth.

Mutlar

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Daisy Mutlar sole topic of conversation.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading Lupin’s new berth.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Daisy Mutlar sole topic of conversation.

quarrelsnounUS /ˈkwɔːrəlz/

plural of “quarrel” — an angry dispute

From this reading Sarah quarrels with the charwoman.

SarahnounUS /ˈserə/

(Old Testament) the wife of Abraham and mother of Isaac

From this reading Sarah quarrels with the charwoman.

solenounUS /soʊl/

the underside of footwear or a golf club

From this reading Daisy Mutlar sole topic of conversation.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Fireworks at the Cummings’.

topicnounUS /ˈtɑːpɪk/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading Daisy Mutlar sole topic of conversation.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Sarah quarrels with the charwoman.

Chapter 8 of The Diary of a Nobody by George Grossmith holds 108 sentences, grouped into 22 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 8 of The Diary of a Nobody contain?

Chapter 8 holds 108 sentences of The Diary of a Nobody, unabridged, divided into 22 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 8 of The Diary of a Nobody by George Grossmith exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 108 sentences, grouped into 22 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 8 of The Diary of a Nobody?

Work through the 22 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 22 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 8 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 8 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading The Diary of a Nobody

Common questions about reading The Diary of a Nobody by George Grossmith on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of The Diary of a Nobody?

Yes. All 2463 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #1026 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of The Diary of a Nobody is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #1026, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The Diary of a Nobody take to read?

About 205 minutes of reading across 493 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in The Diary of a Nobody

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Diary of a Nobody, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Settle
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Diary of a Nobody; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Resolve
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Diary of a Nobody; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Diary
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Diary of a Nobody; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Tradesmen
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Diary of a Nobody; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.