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The Diary of a Nobody

Chapter XIV · Chapter 14

Chapter 14 of The Diary of a Nobody is here in full — 164 sentences across 33 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Begin the year with an unexpected promotion at the office.
I make two good jokes.
I get an enormous rise in my salary.
Lupin speculates successfully and starts a pony-trap.
Have to speak to Sarah.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Diary of a Nobody

Chapter XIV · Chapter 14

Chapter 14 of The Diary of a Nobody is here in full — 164 sentences across 33 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/32 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Begin the year with an unexpected promotion at the office.
/bɪˈɡɪn ðə jɪr wɪð æn ˌʌnɪkˈspektɪd prəˈmoʊʃən æt ðə ˈɔːfɪs/
Line 2
I make two good jokes.
/aɪ meɪk tuː ɡʊd dʒoʊks/
Line 3
I get an enormous rise in my salary.
/aɪ ɡet æn ɪˈnɔːrməs raɪz ɪn maɪ ˈsæləri/
Line 4
Lupin speculates successfully and starts a pony-trap.
Line 5
Have to speak to Sarah.
/hæv tuː spiːk tuː ˈserə/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

jokes noun US /dʒoʊks/

plural of “joke” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading “I make two good jokes.”

Lupin noun US /ˈluːpən/

any plant of the genus Lupinus; bearing erect spikes of usually purplish-blue flowers

From this reading “Lupin speculates successfully and starts a pony-trap.”

promotion noun US /prəˈmoʊʃən/

a message issued in behalf of some product or cause or idea or person or institution

From this reading “Begin the year with an unexpected promotion at the office.”

salary noun US /ˈsæləri/

something that remunerates

From this reading “I get an enormous rise in my salary.”

Sarah noun US /ˈserə/

(Old Testament) the wife of Abraham and mother of Isaac

From this reading “Have to speak to Sarah.”

speculates verb US /ˈspekjəleɪts/

third-person singular of “speculate” — to believe especially on uncertain or tentative grounds

From this reading “Lupin speculates successfully and starts a pony-trap.”

starts noun US /stɑːrts/

plural of “start” — the beginning of anything

From this reading “Lupin speculates successfully and starts a pony-trap.”

successfully adverb US /səkˈsesfəli/

with success; in a successful manner

From this reading “Lupin speculates successfully and starts a pony-trap.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Lupin speculates successfully and starts a pony-trap.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Begin the year with an unexpected promotion at the office.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Lupin speculates successfully and starts a pony-trap.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Begin the year with an unexpected promotion at the office.

BeginverbUS /bɪˈɡɪn/

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading Begin the year with an unexpected promotion at the office.

enormousadjectiveUS /ɪˈnɔːrməs/

extraordinarily large in size or extent or amount or power or degree

From this reading I get an enormous rise in my salary.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I get an enormous rise in my salary.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading I make two good jokes.

Haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Have to speak to Sarah.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I make two good jokes.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I get an enormous rise in my salary.

jokesnounUS /dʒoʊks/

plural of “joke” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading I make two good jokes.

LupinnounUS /ˈluːpən/

any plant of the genus Lupinus; bearing erect spikes of usually purplish-blue flowers

From this reading Lupin speculates successfully and starts a pony-trap.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading I make two good jokes.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I get an enormous rise in my salary.

officenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading Begin the year with an unexpected promotion at the office.

pony-trap

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Lupin speculates successfully and starts a pony-trap.

promotionnounUS /prəˈmoʊʃən/

a message issued in behalf of some product or cause or idea or person or institution

From this reading Begin the year with an unexpected promotion at the office.

riseverbUS /raɪz/

move upward

From this reading I get an enormous rise in my salary.

salarynounUS /ˈsæləri/

something that remunerates

From this reading I get an enormous rise in my salary.

SarahnounUS /ˈserə/

(Old Testament) the wife of Abraham and mother of Isaac

From this reading Have to speak to Sarah.

speakverbUS /spiːk/

express in speech

From this reading Have to speak to Sarah.

speculatesverbUS /ˈspekjəleɪts/

third-person singular of “speculate” — to believe especially on uncertain or tentative grounds

From this reading Lupin speculates successfully and starts a pony-trap.

startsnounUS /stɑːrts/

plural of “start” — the beginning of anything

From this reading Lupin speculates successfully and starts a pony-trap.

successfullyadverbUS /səkˈsesfəli/

with success; in a successful manner

From this reading Lupin speculates successfully and starts a pony-trap.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Begin the year with an unexpected promotion at the office.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Have to speak to Sarah.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading I make two good jokes.

unexpectedadjectiveUS /ˌʌnɪkˈspektɪd/

not expected or anticipated

From this reading Begin the year with an unexpected promotion at the office.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Begin the year with an unexpected promotion at the office.

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading Begin the year with an unexpected promotion at the office.

Chapter 14 of The Diary of a Nobody by George Grossmith holds 164 sentences, grouped into 33 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 14 holds 164 sentences of The Diary of a Nobody, unabridged, divided into 33 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in The Diary of a Nobody

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Diary of a Nobody, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Settle
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Diary of a Nobody; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Resolve
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Diary
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Tradesmen
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