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The Diary of a Nobody

Chapter XVIII · Chapter 18

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Trouble with a stylographic pen.
We go to a Volunteer Ball, where I am let in for an expensive supper.
Grossly insulted by a cabman.
An odd invitation to Southend.
APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Diary of a Nobody

Chapter XVIII · Chapter 18

Chapter 18 of The Diary of a Nobody is here in full — 128 sentences across 26 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/25 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Trouble with a stylographic pen.
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We go to a Volunteer Ball, where I am let in for an expensive supper.
/wiː ɡoʊ tuː ə ˌvɑːlənˈtɪr bɔːl wer aɪ æm let ɪn fɔːr æn ɪkˈspensɪv ˈsʌpər/
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Grossly insulted by a cabman.
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An odd invitation to Southend.
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APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

april noun US /ˈeɪprəl/

the month following March and preceding May

From this reading “APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.”

expensive adjective US /ɪkˈspensɪv/

high in price or charging high prices

From this reading “We go to a Volunteer Ball, where I am let in for an expensive supper.”

Grossly adverb US /ˈɡroʊsli/

in a gross manner

From this reading “Grossly insulted by a cabman.”

insulted verb US /ˌɪnˈsʌltɪd/

past form of “insult” — treat, mention, or speak to rudely

From this reading “Grossly insulted by a cabman.”

mud noun US /mʌd/

water soaked soil; soft wet earth

From this reading “APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.”

patent verb US /ˈpætənt/

obtain a patent for

From this reading “APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.”

recommended verb US /ˌrekəˈmendɪd/

past form of “recommend” — push for something

From this reading “APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.”

Volunteer verb US /ˌvɑːlənˈtɪr/

tell voluntarily

From this reading “We go to a Volunteer Ball, where I am let in for an expensive supper.”

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8

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From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Trouble with a stylographic pen.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading We go to a Volunteer Ball, where I am let in for an expensive supper.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading We go to a Volunteer Ball, where I am let in for an expensive supper.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

APRILnounUS /ˈeɪprəl/

the month following March and preceding May

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

BallnounUS /bɔːl/

round object that is hit or thrown or kicked in games

From this reading We go to a Volunteer Ball, where I am let in for an expensive supper.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Grossly insulted by a cabman.

cabmannoun

someone who drives a taxi for a living

From this reading Grossly insulted by a cabman.

costnounUS /kɑːst/

the total spent for goods or services including money and time and labor

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

eventsnounUS /ɪˈvents/

plural of “event” — something that happens at a given place and time

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

exceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

expensiveadjectiveUS /ɪkˈspensɪv/

high in price or charging high prices

From this reading We go to a Volunteer Ball, where I am let in for an expensive supper.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading We go to a Volunteer Ball, where I am let in for an expensive supper.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading We go to a Volunteer Ball, where I am let in for an expensive supper.

Gowing

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

GrosslyadverbUS /ˈɡroʊsli/

in a gross manner

From this reading Grossly insulted by a cabman.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading We go to a Volunteer Ball, where I am let in for an expensive supper.

importancenounUS /ˌɪmˈpɔːrtəns/

the quality of being important and worthy of note

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading We go to a Volunteer Ball, where I am let in for an expensive supper.

insultedverbUS /ˌɪnˈsʌltɪd/

past form of “insult” — treat, mention, or speak to rudely

From this reading Grossly insulted by a cabman.

invitationnounUS /ˌɪnvɪˈteɪʃən/

a request (spoken or written) to participate or be present or take part in something

From this reading An odd invitation to Southend.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading We go to a Volunteer Ball, where I am let in for an expensive supper.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

mudnounUS /mʌd/

water soaked soil; soft wet earth

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

nine-and-sixpence

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

oddadjectiveUS /ɑːd/

not divisible by two

From this reading An odd invitation to Southend.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

patentverbUS /ˈpætənt/

obtain a patent for

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

pennounUS /pen/

a writing implement with a point from which ink flows

From this reading Trouble with a stylographic pen.

recommendedverbUS /ˌrekəˈmendɪd/

past form of “recommend” — push for something

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

simplyadverbUS /ˈsɪmpli/

and nothing more

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

Southend

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading An odd invitation to Southend.

stronglyadverbUS /ˈstrɔːŋli/

with strength or in a strong manner

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

stylographic

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Trouble with a stylographic pen.

suppernounUS /ˈsʌpər/

a light evening meal; served in early evening if dinner is at midday or served late in the evening at bedtime

From this reading We go to a Volunteer Ball, where I am let in for an expensive supper.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

thrownadjectiveUS /θroʊn/

caused to fall to the ground

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading We go to a Volunteer Ball, where I am let in for an expensive supper.

TroublenounUS /ˈtrʌbəl/

a source of difficulty

From this reading Trouble with a stylographic pen.

VolunteerverbUS /ˌvɑːlənˈtɪr/

tell voluntarily

From this reading We go to a Volunteer Ball, where I am let in for an expensive supper.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We go to a Volunteer Ball, where I am let in for an expensive supper.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading We go to a Volunteer Ball, where I am let in for an expensive supper.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the mud.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Trouble with a stylographic pen.

Chapter 18 of The Diary of a Nobody by George Grossmith holds 128 sentences, grouped into 26 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 18 holds 128 sentences of The Diary of a Nobody, unabridged, divided into 26 reading sections.

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