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The Diary of a Nobody

Chapter XXII · Chapter 22

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Master Percy Edgar Smith James.
Mrs. James (of Sutton) visits us again and introduces Spiritual Séances.”
MAY 26, Sunday.—We went to Sutton after dinner to have meat-tea with Mr. and Mrs. James.
I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percytheir only sonwho seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.
Two or three times he came up to me and deliberately kicked my shins.
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The Diary of a Nobody

Chapter XXII · Chapter 22

Chapter 22 of The Diary of a Nobody is here in full — 181 sentences across 37 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/36 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Master Percy Edgar Smith James.
/ˈmæstər ˈpɜːrsi ˈedɡər smɪθ dʒeɪmz/
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Mrs. James (of Sutton) visits us again and introducesSpiritual Séances.”
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MAY 26, Sunday.—We went to Sutton after dinner to have meat-tea with Mr. and Mrs. James.
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I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percytheir only sonwho seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.
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Two or three times he came up to me and deliberately kicked my shins.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

appetite noun US /ˈæpətaɪt/

a feeling of craving something

From this reading “I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.”

deliberately adverb US /dɪˈlɪbərətli/

with intention; in an intentional manner

From this reading “Two or three times he came up to me and deliberately kicked my shins.”

dined verb US /daɪnd/

past form of “dine” — have supper; eat dinner

From this reading “I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.”

Edgar noun US /ˈedɡər/

the younger brother of Edwy who became king of Northumbria when it renounced Edwy; on Edwy's death he succeeded to the throne of England (944-975)

From this reading “Master Percy Edgar Smith James.”

introduces verb US /ˌɪntrəˈduːsɪz/

third-person singular of “introduce” — cause to come to know personally

From this reading “Mrs. James (of Sutton) visits us again and introduces “Spiritual Séances.””

kicked verb US /kɪkt/

past form of “kick” — drive or propel with the foot

From this reading “Two or three times he came up to me and deliberately kicked my shins.”

Percy noun US /ˈpɜːrsi/

United States writer whose novels explored human alienation (1916-1990)

From this reading “Master Percy Edgar Smith James.”

spoiled adjective US /spɔɪld/

having the character or disposition harmed by pampering or oversolicitous attention

From this reading “I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.”

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26

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From this reading MAY 26, Sunday.—We went to Sutton after dinner to have meat-tea with Mr. and Mrs. James.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading MAY 26, Sunday.—We went to Sutton after dinner to have meat-tea with Mr. and Mrs. James.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading Mrs. James (of Sutton) visits us again and introduces “Spiritual Séances.”

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Mrs. James (of Sutton) visits us again and introduces “Spiritual Séances.”

appetitenounUS /ˈæpətaɪt/

a feeling of craving something

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Two or three times he came up to me and deliberately kicked my shins.

childnounUS /tʃaɪld/

a young person of either sex

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

deliberatelyadverbUS /dɪˈlɪbərətli/

with intention; in an intentional manner

From this reading Two or three times he came up to me and deliberately kicked my shins.

dinedverbUS /daɪnd/

past form of “dine” — have supper; eat dinner

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

dinnernounUS /ˈdɪnər/

the main meal of the day served in the evening or at midday

From this reading MAY 26, Sunday.—We went to Sutton after dinner to have meat-tea with Mr. and Mrs. James.

EdgarnounUS /ˈedɡər/

the younger brother of Edwy who became king of Northumbria when it renounced Edwy; on Edwy's death he succeeded to the throne of England (944-975)

From this reading Master Percy Edgar Smith James.

entireadjectiveUS /ɪnˈtaɪər/

constituting the full quantity or extent; complete

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

eveningnounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading MAY 26, Sunday.—We went to Sutton after dinner to have meat-tea with Mr. and Mrs. James.

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Two or three times he came up to me and deliberately kicked my shins.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

introducesverbUS /ˌɪntrəˈduːsɪz/

third-person singular of “introduce” — cause to come to know personally

From this reading Mrs. James (of Sutton) visits us again and introduces “Spiritual Séances.”

JamesnounUS /dʒeɪmz/

a Stuart king of Scotland who married a daughter of Henry VII; when England and France went to war in 1513 he invaded England and died in defeat at Flodden (1473-1513)

From this reading Master Percy Edgar Smith James.

kickedverbUS /kɪkt/

past form of “kick” — drive or propel with the foot

From this reading Two or three times he came up to me and deliberately kicked my shins.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

MasternounUS /ˈmæstər/

an artist of consummate skill

From this reading Master Percy Edgar Smith James.

MAYmodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading MAY 26, Sunday.—We went to Sutton after dinner to have meat-tea with Mr. and Mrs. James.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

meat-tea

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading MAY 26, Sunday.—We went to Sutton after dinner to have meat-tea with Mr. and Mrs. James.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading MAY 26, Sunday.—We went to Sutton after dinner to have meat-tea with Mr. and Mrs. James.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading Mrs. James (of Sutton) visits us again and introduces “Spiritual Séances.”

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Two or three times he came up to me and deliberately kicked my shins.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Mrs. James (of Sutton) visits us again and introduces “Spiritual Séances.”

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Two or three times he came up to me and deliberately kicked my shins.

PercynounUS /ˈpɜːrsi/

United States writer whose novels explored human alienation (1916-1990)

From this reading Master Percy Edgar Smith James.

seemsverbUS /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

shins

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Two or three times he came up to me and deliberately kicked my shins.

SmithnounUS /smɪθ/

Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

From this reading Master Percy Edgar Smith James.

sonnounUS /sʌn/

a male human offspring

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

SpiritualadjectiveUS /ˈspɪrɪtʃuːəl/

concerned with sacred matters or religion or the church

From this reading Mrs. James (of Sutton) visits us again and introduces “Spiritual Séances.”

spoiledadjectiveUS /spɔɪld/

having the character or disposition harmed by pampering or oversolicitous attention

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

SundaynounUS /ˈsʌndeɪ/

first day of the week; observed as a day of rest and worship by most Christians

From this reading MAY 26, Sunday.—We went to Sutton after dinner to have meat-tea with Mr. and Mrs. James.

Sutton

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mrs. James (of Sutton) visits us again and introduces “Spiritual Séances.”

Séances

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mrs. James (of Sutton) visits us again and introduces “Spiritual Séances.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading Two or three times he came up to me and deliberately kicked my shins.

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading Two or three times he came up to me and deliberately kicked my shins.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading MAY 26, Sunday.—We went to Sutton after dinner to have meat-tea with Mr. and Mrs. James.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Two or three times he came up to me and deliberately kicked my shins.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Mrs. James (of Sutton) visits us again and introduces “Spiritual Séances.”

utterlyadverbUS /ˈʌtərli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

visitsnounUS /ˈvɪzɪts/

plural of “visit” — the act of going to see some person or place or thing for a short time

From this reading Mrs. James (of Sutton) visits us again and introduces “Spiritual Séances.”

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading MAY 26, Sunday.—We went to Sutton after dinner to have meat-tea with Mr. and Mrs. James.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading MAY 26, Sunday.—We went to Sutton after dinner to have meat-tea with Mr. and Mrs. James.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me to be an utterly spoiled child.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading MAY 26, Sunday.—We went to Sutton after dinner to have meat-tea with Mr. and Mrs. James.

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