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The Downhill Side of Thirty

Chapter I

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_Health was no longer a problem for the aged.
All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.
He closed the medicine cabinet and stood for a minute examining himself in the fluorescent lighted mirror.
He was lean and hard and, of course, tanned.
A few grey hairs flecked the sideburns, but he didn't think that he looked thirty-five.
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The Downhill Side of Thirty

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Downhill Side of Thirty is here in full — 204 sentences across 41 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/40 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Health was no longer a problem for the aged.
/helθ wɑːz noʊ ˈlɔːŋɡər ə ˈprɑːbləm fɔːr ðə eɪdʒd/
Line 2
All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.
/ɔːl ðeɪ hæd tuː duː wɑːz bæn seks ənd təˈbækoʊ tuː ðoʊz ˈoʊvər ˈθɜːrdifaɪv tʃʌk deɪn ˈpætɪd ˈʃeɪvɪŋ ˈloʊʃən ɑːn hɪz feɪs ˌenˈdʒɔɪɪŋ ðə ˈsekənd ʌv ˈvɪʃəs stɪŋ/
Line 3
He closed the medicine cabinet and stood for a minute examining himself in the fluorescent lighted mirror.
/hiː kloʊzd ðə ˈmedəsən ˈkæbənət ənd stʊd fɔːr ə ˈmɪnət ɪɡˈzæmɪnɪŋ hɪmˈself ɪn ðə ˌflʊˈresənt ˈlaɪtəd ˈmɪrər/
Line 4
He was lean and hard and, of course, tanned.
/hiː wɑːz liːn ənd hɑːrd ənd ʌv kɔːrs tænd/
Line 5
A few grey hairs flecked the sideburns, but he didn't think that he looked thirty-five.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

ban verb US /bæn/

forbid the public distribution of ( a movie or a newspaper)

From this reading “All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.”

Chuck verb US /tʃʌk/

throw carelessly

From this reading “All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.”

Dane noun US /deɪn/

a native or inhabitant of Denmark

From this reading “All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.”

fluorescent adjective US /ˌflʊˈresənt/

emitting light during exposure to radiation from an external source

From this reading “He closed the medicine cabinet and stood for a minute examining himself in the fluorescent lighted mirror.”

hairs noun US /herz/

plural of “hair” — a covering for the body (or parts of it) consisting of a dense growth of threadlike structures (as on the human head); helps to prevent heat loss

From this reading “A few grey hairs flecked the sideburns, but he didn't think that he looked thirty-five.”

lotion noun US /ˈloʊʃən/

any of various cosmetic preparations that are applied to the skin

From this reading “All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.”

shaving noun US /ˈʃeɪvɪŋ/

the act of removing hair with a razor

From this reading “All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.”

tanned adjective US /tænd/

(of skin) having a tan color from exposure to the sun

From this reading “He was lean and hard and, of course, tanned.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

grey hairs adjective + noun counted as “grey hair”

In this reading “A few grey hairs flecked the sideburns, but he didn't think that he looked thirty-five.”

of course preposition + noun

as might be expected

In this reading “He was lean and hard and, of course, tanned.”

for a minute preposition + article + noun counted as “for … minute”

In this reading “He closed the medicine cabinet and stood for a minute examining himself in the fluorescent lighted mirror.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _Health was no longer a problem for the aged.

agedadjectiveUS /eɪdʒd/

advanced in years; (“aged” is pronounced as two syllables)

From this reading _Health was no longer a problem for the aged.

AlladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

banverbUS /bæn/

forbid the public distribution of ( a movie or a newspaper)

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading A few grey hairs flecked the sideburns, but he didn't think that he looked thirty-five.

cabinetnounUS /ˈkæbənət/

a piece of furniture resembling a cupboard with doors and shelves and drawers; for storage or display

From this reading He closed the medicine cabinet and stood for a minute examining himself in the fluorescent lighted mirror.

ChuckverbUS /tʃʌk/

throw carelessly

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

closedadjectiveUS /kloʊzd/

not open or affording passage or access

From this reading He closed the medicine cabinet and stood for a minute examining himself in the fluorescent lighted mirror.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading He was lean and hard and, of course, tanned.

DanenounUS /deɪn/

a native or inhabitant of Denmark

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A few grey hairs flecked the sideburns, but he didn't think that he looked thirty-five.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

enjoyingverbUS /ˌenˈdʒɔɪɪŋ/

-ing form of “enjoy” — derive or receive pleasure from; get enjoyment from; take pleasure in

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

examiningverbUS /ɪɡˈzæmɪnɪŋ/

-ing form of “examine” — consider in detail and subject to an analysis in order to discover essential features or meaning

From this reading He closed the medicine cabinet and stood for a minute examining himself in the fluorescent lighted mirror.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading A few grey hairs flecked the sideburns, but he didn't think that he looked thirty-five.

fleckedadjective

having a pattern of dots

From this reading A few grey hairs flecked the sideburns, but he didn't think that he looked thirty-five.

fluorescentadjectiveUS /ˌflʊˈresənt/

emitting light during exposure to radiation from an external source

From this reading He closed the medicine cabinet and stood for a minute examining himself in the fluorescent lighted mirror.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading _Health was no longer a problem for the aged.

greyadjectiveUS /ɡreɪ/

of an achromatic color of any lightness intermediate between the extremes of white and black

From this reading A few grey hairs flecked the sideburns, but he didn't think that he looked thirty-five.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

hairsnounUS /herz/

plural of “hair” — a covering for the body (or parts of it) consisting of a dense growth of threadlike structures (as on the human head); helps to prevent heat loss

From this reading A few grey hairs flecked the sideburns, but he didn't think that he looked thirty-five.

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading He was lean and hard and, of course, tanned.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He closed the medicine cabinet and stood for a minute examining himself in the fluorescent lighted mirror.

HealthnounUS /helθ/

a healthy state of wellbeing free from disease

From this reading _Health was no longer a problem for the aged.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading He closed the medicine cabinet and stood for a minute examining himself in the fluorescent lighted mirror.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading He closed the medicine cabinet and stood for a minute examining himself in the fluorescent lighted mirror.

leanverbUS /liːn/

to incline or bend from a vertical position

From this reading He was lean and hard and, of course, tanned.

lightedadjectiveUS /ˈlaɪtəd/

set afire or burning

From this reading He closed the medicine cabinet and stood for a minute examining himself in the fluorescent lighted mirror.

longeradverbUS /ˈlɔːŋɡər/

for more time

From this reading _Health was no longer a problem for the aged.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading A few grey hairs flecked the sideburns, but he didn't think that he looked thirty-five.

lotionnounUS /ˈloʊʃən/

any of various cosmetic preparations that are applied to the skin

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

medicinenounUS /ˈmedəsən/

the branches of medical science that deal with nonsurgical techniques

From this reading He closed the medicine cabinet and stood for a minute examining himself in the fluorescent lighted mirror.

minutenounUS /ˈmɪnət/

a unit of time equal to 60 seconds or 1/60th of an hour

From this reading He closed the medicine cabinet and stood for a minute examining himself in the fluorescent lighted mirror.

mirrornounUS /ˈmɪrər/

polished surface that forms images by reflecting light

From this reading He closed the medicine cabinet and stood for a minute examining himself in the fluorescent lighted mirror.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading _Health was no longer a problem for the aged.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

pattedverbUS /ˈpætɪd/

inflected form of “pat” — pat or squeeze fondly or playfully, especially under the chin

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

problemnounUS /ˈprɑːbləm/

a state of difficulty that needs to be resolved

From this reading _Health was no longer a problem for the aged.

secondnounUS /ˈsekənd/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

sexnounUS /seks/

activities associated with sexual intercourse

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

shavingnounUS /ˈʃeɪvɪŋ/

the act of removing hair with a razor

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

sideburns

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A few grey hairs flecked the sideburns, but he didn't think that he looked thirty-five.

stingverbUS /stɪŋ/

cause a sharp or stinging pain or discomfort

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

stoodverbUS /stʊd/

Maintained an upright posture.

From this reading He closed the medicine cabinet and stood for a minute examining himself in the fluorescent lighted mirror.

tannedadjectiveUS /tænd/

(of skin) having a tan color from exposure to the sun

From this reading He was lean and hard and, of course, tanned.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading A few grey hairs flecked the sideburns, but he didn't think that he looked thirty-five.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Health was no longer a problem for the aged.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading A few grey hairs flecked the sideburns, but he didn't think that he looked thirty-five.

thirty-fiveadjectiveUS /ˈθɜːrdifaɪv/

being five more than thirty

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

tobacconounUS /təˈbækoʊ/

leaves of the tobacco plant dried and prepared for smoking or ingestion

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

viciousadjectiveUS /ˈvɪʃəs/

(of persons or their actions) able or disposed to inflict pain or suffering

From this reading All they had to do was ban sex and tobacco to those over thirty-five...._ Chuck Dane patted shaving lotion on his face, enjoying the second of vicious sting.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Health was no longer a problem for the aged.

Chapter 1 of The Downhill Side of Thirty by Virgil F. Shockley holds 204 sentences, grouped into 41 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 204 sentences of The Downhill Side of Thirty, unabridged, divided into 41 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of The Downhill Side of Thirty by Virgil F. Shockley exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 204 sentences, grouped into 41 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Health
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Longer
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Problem
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Tobacco
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