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The Egregious English

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Egregious English is here in full — 82 sentences across 17 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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See https://
The order of creation began, we are told, in protoplasm.
It has achieved at length the Englishman.
Herein are the culmination and ultimate glory of evolutionary processes.
Nature, like the seventh-standard boy in a board school, "can get no higher."
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The Egregious English

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Egregious English is here in full — 82 sentences across 17 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/16 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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The order of creation began, we are told, in protoplasm.
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It has achieved at length the Englishman.
/ɪt hæz əˈtʃiːvd æt leŋkθ ðə ˈɪŋɡlɪʃmən/
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Herein are the culmination and ultimate glory of evolutionary processes.
/hɪˈrɪn ɑːr ðə ˌkʌlməˈneɪʃən ənd ˈʌltəmət ˈɡlɔːri ʌv ˌevəˈluːʃəneri ˈprɑːsesəz/
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Nature, like the seventh-standard boy in a board school, "can get no higher."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

achieved verb US /əˈtʃiːvd/

past form of “achieve” — to gain with effort

From this reading “It has achieved at length the Englishman.”

creation noun US /kriˈeɪʃən/

the human act of creating

From this reading “The order of creation began, we are told, in protoplasm.”

culmination noun US /ˌkʌlməˈneɪʃən/

a final climactic stage

From this reading “Herein are the culmination and ultimate glory of evolutionary processes.”

Englishman noun US /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃmən/

a man who is a native or inhabitant of England

From this reading “It has achieved at length the Englishman.”

evolutionary adjective US /ˌevəˈluːʃəneri/

of or relating to or produced by evolution

From this reading “Herein are the culmination and ultimate glory of evolutionary processes.”

Herein adverb US /hɪˈrɪn/

in this place or thing or document

From this reading “Herein are the culmination and ultimate glory of evolutionary processes.”

processes noun US /ˈprɑːsesəz/

plural of “process” — a particular course of action intended to achieve a result

From this reading “Herein are the culmination and ultimate glory of evolutionary processes.”

ultimate adjective US /ˈʌltəmət/

furthest or highest in degree or order; utmost or extreme

From this reading “Herein are the culmination and ultimate glory of evolutionary processes.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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at length preposition + noun

in a lengthy or prolix manner

In this reading “It has achieved at length the Englishman.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Nature, like the seventh-standard boy in a board school, "can get no higher."

achievedverbUS /əˈtʃiːvd/

past form of “achieve” — to gain with effort

From this reading It has achieved at length the Englishman.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Herein are the culmination and ultimate glory of evolutionary processes.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The order of creation began, we are told, in protoplasm.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading It has achieved at length the Englishman.

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading The order of creation began, we are told, in protoplasm.

boardnounUS /bɔːrd/

a committee having supervisory powers

From this reading Nature, like the seventh-standard boy in a board school, "can get no higher."

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading Nature, like the seventh-standard boy in a board school, "can get no higher."

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Nature, like the seventh-standard boy in a board school, "can get no higher."

creationnounUS /kriˈeɪʃən/

the human act of creating

From this reading The order of creation began, we are told, in protoplasm.

culminationnounUS /ˌkʌlməˈneɪʃən/

a final climactic stage

From this reading Herein are the culmination and ultimate glory of evolutionary processes.

EnglishmannounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃmən/

a man who is a native or inhabitant of England

From this reading It has achieved at length the Englishman.

evolutionaryadjectiveUS /ˌevəˈluːʃəneri/

of or relating to or produced by evolution

From this reading Herein are the culmination and ultimate glory of evolutionary processes.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Nature, like the seventh-standard boy in a board school, "can get no higher."

glorynounUS /ˈɡlɔːri/

a state of high honor

From this reading Herein are the culmination and ultimate glory of evolutionary processes.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It has achieved at length the Englishman.

HereinadverbUS /hɪˈrɪn/

in this place or thing or document

From this reading Herein are the culmination and ultimate glory of evolutionary processes.

higheradjectiveUS /ˈhaɪər/

advanced in complexity or elaboration

From this reading Nature, like the seventh-standard boy in a board school, "can get no higher."

https

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading See https://

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The order of creation began, we are told, in protoplasm.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It has achieved at length the Englishman.

lengthnounUS /leŋkθ/

the linear extent in space from one end to the other; the longest dimension of something that is fixed in place

From this reading It has achieved at length the Englishman.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Nature, like the seventh-standard boy in a board school, "can get no higher."

NaturenounUS /ˈneɪtʃər/

the essential qualities or characteristics by which something is recognized

From this reading Nature, like the seventh-standard boy in a board school, "can get no higher."

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Nature, like the seventh-standard boy in a board school, "can get no higher."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The order of creation began, we are told, in protoplasm.

ordernounUS /ˈɔːrdər/

(often plural) a command given by a superior (e.g., a military or law enforcement officer) that must be obeyed

From this reading The order of creation began, we are told, in protoplasm.

processesnounUS /ˈprɑːsesəz/

plural of “process” — a particular course of action intended to achieve a result

From this reading Herein are the culmination and ultimate glory of evolutionary processes.

protoplasmnoun

the substance of a living cell (including cytoplasm and nucleus)

From this reading The order of creation began, we are told, in protoplasm.

schoolnounUS /skuːl/

an educational institution

From this reading Nature, like the seventh-standard boy in a board school, "can get no higher."

SeeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading See https://

seventh-standard

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Nature, like the seventh-standard boy in a board school, "can get no higher."

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The order of creation began, we are told, in protoplasm.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading The order of creation began, we are told, in protoplasm.

ultimateadjectiveUS /ˈʌltəmət/

furthest or highest in degree or order; utmost or extreme

From this reading Herein are the culmination and ultimate glory of evolutionary processes.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading The order of creation began, we are told, in protoplasm.

Chapter 1 of The Egregious English by T. W. H. (Thomas William Hodgson) Crosland holds 82 sentences, grouped into 17 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 82 sentences of The Egregious English, unabridged, divided into 17 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in The Egregious English

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Https
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Order
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Creation
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Began
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