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The Egregious English

Chapter VI

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CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.
Since Eve and the first debacle, it has been woman all along the line.
I do not say that it is her fault, but the fact remains.
White hands cling to the bridle-rein, and the horse proceeds accordingly.
It is woman that shapes our ends, rough-hew them as we will.
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The Egregious English

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of The Egregious English is here in full — 100 sentences across 20 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/20 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.
/ʃɪˈfɑːn ɪt peɪnz miː bɪˈɑːnd ˈmeʒər tuː seɪ ɪt bʌt aɪ θɪŋk ðer kæn biː noʊ daʊt ðæt ðə əˈkjuːmjəleɪtɪd ɪkˈspɪriəns ənd ˈwɪzdəm ʌv ˈmænˈkaɪnd ɡoʊz tuː ʃoʊ ðæt æt ðə ˈbɑːtəm ʌv moʊst ˈtrʌbəlz ðer ɪz ə ˈwʊmən/
Line 2
Since Eve and the first debacle, it has been woman all along the line.
/sɪns iːv ənd ðə fɜːrst dəˈbɑːkəl ɪt hæz bɪn ˈwʊmən ɔːl əˈlɔːŋ ðə laɪn/
Line 3
I do not say that it is her fault, but the fact remains.
/aɪ duː nɑːt seɪ ðæt ɪt ɪz hɜːr fɔːlt bʌt ðə fækt rɪˈmeɪnz/
Line 4
White hands cling to the bridle-rein, and the horse proceeds accordingly.
Line 5
It is woman that shapes our ends, rough-hew them as we will.

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accumulated adjective US /əˈkjuːmjəleɪtɪd/

periodically accumulated over time

From this reading “CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.”

chiffon noun US /ʃɪˈfɑːn/

a sheer fabric of silk or rayon

From this reading “CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.”

cling verb US /klɪŋ/

come or be in close contact with; stick or hold together and resist separation

From this reading “White hands cling to the bridle-rein, and the horse proceeds accordingly.”

debacle noun US /dəˈbɑːkəl/

a sudden and violent collapse

From this reading “Since Eve and the first debacle, it has been woman all along the line.”

mankind noun US /ˈmænˈkaɪnd/

all of the living human inhabitants of the earth

From this reading “CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.”

pains noun US /peɪnz/

an effortful attempt to attain a goal

From this reading “CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.”

proceeds noun US /prəˈsiːdz/

the income or profit arising from such transactions as the sale of land or other property

From this reading “White hands cling to the bridle-rein, and the horse proceeds accordingly.”

shapes noun US /ʃeɪps/

plural of “shape” — any spatial attributes (especially as defined by outline)

From this reading “It is woman that shapes our ends, rough-hew them as we will.”

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beyond measure preposition + noun

in excess or without limit

In this reading “CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.”

fact remains noun + noun

In this reading “I do not say that it is her fault, but the fact remains.”

at the bottom preposition + article + noun counted as “at … bottom”

In this reading “CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.”

along the line preposition + article + noun counted as “along … line”

In this reading “Since Eve and the first debacle, it has been woman all along the line.”

of mankind preposition + noun

In this reading “CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.”

White hands noun + noun

In this reading “White hands cling to the bridle-rein, and the horse proceeds accordingly.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

accordinglyadverbUS /əˈkɔːrdɪŋli/

(sentence connectors) because of the reason given

From this reading White hands cling to the bridle-rein, and the horse proceeds accordingly.

accumulatedadjectiveUS /əˈkjuːmjəleɪtɪd/

periodically accumulated over time

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Since Eve and the first debacle, it has been woman all along the line.

alongprepositionUS /əˈlɔːŋ/

following the length of something from one end toward the other

From this reading Since Eve and the first debacle, it has been woman all along the line.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading It is woman that shapes our ends, rough-hew them as we will.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Since Eve and the first debacle, it has been woman all along the line.

beyondprepositionUS /bɪˈɑːnd/

on the far side of; further than

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

bottomnounUS /ˈbɑːtəm/

the lower side of anything

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

bridle-rein

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From this reading White hands cling to the bridle-rein, and the horse proceeds accordingly.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

CHIFFONnounUS /ʃɪˈfɑːn/

a sheer fabric of silk or rayon

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

clingverbUS /klɪŋ/

come or be in close contact with; stick or hold together and resist separation

From this reading White hands cling to the bridle-rein, and the horse proceeds accordingly.

debaclenounUS /dəˈbɑːkəl/

a sudden and violent collapse

From this reading Since Eve and the first debacle, it has been woman all along the line.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading I do not say that it is her fault, but the fact remains.

doubtnounUS /daʊt/

the state of being unsure of something

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

endsnounUS /endz/

plural of “end” — either extremity of something that has length

From this reading It is woman that shapes our ends, rough-hew them as we will.

EvenounUS /iːv/

(Old Testament) Adam's wife in Judeo-Christian mythology: the first woman and mother of the human race; God created Eve from Adam's rib and placed Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden

From this reading Since Eve and the first debacle, it has been woman all along the line.

experienceverbUS /ɪkˈspɪriəns/

undergo or live through a difficult experience

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading I do not say that it is her fault, but the fact remains.

faultnounUS /fɔːlt/

a wrong action attributable to bad judgment or ignorance or inattention

From this reading I do not say that it is her fault, but the fact remains.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading Since Eve and the first debacle, it has been woman all along the line.

goesnounUS /ɡoʊz/

plural of “go” — a time period for working (after which you will be relieved by someone else)

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading White hands cling to the bridle-rein, and the horse proceeds accordingly.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Since Eve and the first debacle, it has been woman all along the line.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading I do not say that it is her fault, but the fact remains.

horsenounUS /hɔːrs/

solid-hoofed herbivorous quadruped domesticated since prehistoric times

From this reading White hands cling to the bridle-rein, and the horse proceeds accordingly.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

linenounUS /laɪn/

a formation of people or things one beside another

From this reading Since Eve and the first debacle, it has been woman all along the line.

mankindnounUS /ˈmænˈkaɪnd/

all of the living human inhabitants of the earth

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

measurenounUS /ˈmeʒər/

any maneuver made as part of progress toward a goal

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I do not say that it is her fault, but the fact remains.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading It is woman that shapes our ends, rough-hew them as we will.

painsnounUS /peɪnz/

an effortful attempt to attain a goal

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

proceedsnounUS /prəˈsiːdz/

the income or profit arising from such transactions as the sale of land or other property

From this reading White hands cling to the bridle-rein, and the horse proceeds accordingly.

remainsnounUS /rɪˈmeɪnz/

any object that is left unused or still extant

From this reading I do not say that it is her fault, but the fact remains.

rough-hewverb

hew roughly, without finishing the surface

From this reading It is woman that shapes our ends, rough-hew them as we will.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

shapesnounUS /ʃeɪps/

plural of “shape” — any spatial attributes (especially as defined by outline)

From this reading It is woman that shapes our ends, rough-hew them as we will.

showverbUS /ʃoʊ/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

SinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading Since Eve and the first debacle, it has been woman all along the line.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading It is woman that shapes our ends, rough-hew them as we will.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

troublesnounUS /ˈtrʌbəlz/

plural of “trouble” — a source of difficulty

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading It is woman that shapes our ends, rough-hew them as we will.

WhitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading White hands cling to the bridle-rein, and the horse proceeds accordingly.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading It is woman that shapes our ends, rough-hew them as we will.

wisdomnounUS /ˈwɪzdəm/

accumulated knowledge or erudition or enlightenment

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading CHIFFON It pains me beyond measure to say it, but I think there can be no doubt that the accumulated experience and wisdom of mankind goes to show that at the bottom of most troubles there is a woman.

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