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The Egregious English

Chapter VII

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THE SOLDIER "With a tow-row-row-row-row-row for the British Grenadiers!"
Which, of course, means the English Grenadiers, inasmuch as there never were any Scottish Grenadiers.
To-day, however, the English do not sing this song.
Their grandfathers delighted in it, and the tune still survives as a soldier-man's march.
But when the modern English wish to celebrate the English soldier vocally, they do it in their own decadent, bathotic way.
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The Egregious English

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of The Egregious English is here in full — 83 sentences across 17 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/16 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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THE SOLDIER "With a tow-row-row-row-row-row for the British Grenadiers!"
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Which, of course, means the English Grenadiers, inasmuch as there never were any Scottish Grenadiers.
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To-day, however, the English do not sing this song.
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Their grandfathers delighted in it, and the tune still survives as a soldier-man's march.
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But when the modern English wish to celebrate the English soldier vocally, they do it in their own decadent, bathotic way.

Learner Dictionary

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celebrate verb US /ˈseləbreɪt/

behave as expected during of holidays or rites

From this reading “But when the modern English wish to celebrate the English soldier vocally, they do it in their own decadent, bathotic way.”

decadent adjective US /ˈdekədənt/

luxuriously self-indulgent

From this reading “But when the modern English wish to celebrate the English soldier vocally, they do it in their own decadent, bathotic way.”

delighted adjective US /dɪˈlaɪtəd/

greatly pleased

From this reading “Their grandfathers delighted in it, and the tune still survives as a soldier-man's march.”

grandfathers noun US /ˈɡrændfɑːðərz/

plural of “grandfather” — the father of your father or mother

From this reading “Their grandfathers delighted in it, and the tune still survives as a soldier-man's march.”

Scottish noun US /ˈskɑːtɪʃ/

the dialect of English used in Scotland

From this reading “Which, of course, means the English Grenadiers, inasmuch as there never were any Scottish Grenadiers.”

survives verb US /sərˈvaɪvz/

third-person singular of “survive” — continue to live and avoid dying

From this reading “Their grandfathers delighted in it, and the tune still survives as a soldier-man's march.”

tune noun US /tuːn/

a succession of notes forming a distinctive sequence

From this reading “Their grandfathers delighted in it, and the tune still survives as a soldier-man's march.”

vocally adverb US /ˈvoʊkəli/

in a vocal manner

From this reading “But when the modern English wish to celebrate the English soldier vocally, they do it in their own decadent, bathotic way.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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of course preposition + noun

as might be expected

In this reading “Which, of course, means the English Grenadiers, inasmuch as there never were any Scottish Grenadiers.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading THE SOLDIER "With a tow-row-row-row-row-row for the British Grenadiers!"

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Their grandfathers delighted in it, and the tune still survives as a soldier-man's march.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Which, of course, means the English Grenadiers, inasmuch as there never were any Scottish Grenadiers.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Which, of course, means the English Grenadiers, inasmuch as there never were any Scottish Grenadiers.

bathotic

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From this reading But when the modern English wish to celebrate the English soldier vocally, they do it in their own decadent, bathotic way.

BritishnounUS /ˈbrɪtɪʃ/

the people of Great Britain

From this reading THE SOLDIER "With a tow-row-row-row-row-row for the British Grenadiers!"

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But when the modern English wish to celebrate the English soldier vocally, they do it in their own decadent, bathotic way.

celebrateverbUS /ˈseləbreɪt/

behave as expected during of holidays or rites

From this reading But when the modern English wish to celebrate the English soldier vocally, they do it in their own decadent, bathotic way.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading Which, of course, means the English Grenadiers, inasmuch as there never were any Scottish Grenadiers.

decadentadjectiveUS /ˈdekədənt/

luxuriously self-indulgent

From this reading But when the modern English wish to celebrate the English soldier vocally, they do it in their own decadent, bathotic way.

delightedadjectiveUS /dɪˈlaɪtəd/

greatly pleased

From this reading Their grandfathers delighted in it, and the tune still survives as a soldier-man's march.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading To-day, however, the English do not sing this song.

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading Which, of course, means the English Grenadiers, inasmuch as there never were any Scottish Grenadiers.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading THE SOLDIER "With a tow-row-row-row-row-row for the British Grenadiers!"

grandfathersnounUS /ˈɡrændfɑːðərz/

plural of “grandfather” — the father of your father or mother

From this reading Their grandfathers delighted in it, and the tune still survives as a soldier-man's march.

Grenadiers

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From this reading THE SOLDIER "With a tow-row-row-row-row-row for the British Grenadiers!"

howeveradverbUS /ˌhaʊˈevər/

used to add a contrasting statement

From this reading To-day, however, the English do not sing this song.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Their grandfathers delighted in it, and the tune still survives as a soldier-man's march.

inasmuch

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Which, of course, means the English Grenadiers, inasmuch as there never were any Scottish Grenadiers.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Their grandfathers delighted in it, and the tune still survives as a soldier-man's march.

marchverbUS /mɑːrtʃ/

march in a procession

From this reading Their grandfathers delighted in it, and the tune still survives as a soldier-man's march.

meansnounUS /miːnz/

thing or person that acts to produce a particular effect or achieve an end

From this reading Which, of course, means the English Grenadiers, inasmuch as there never were any Scottish Grenadiers.

modernadjectiveUS /ˈmɑːdərn/

belonging to the modern era; since the Middle Ages

From this reading But when the modern English wish to celebrate the English soldier vocally, they do it in their own decadent, bathotic way.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Which, of course, means the English Grenadiers, inasmuch as there never were any Scottish Grenadiers.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading To-day, however, the English do not sing this song.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Which, of course, means the English Grenadiers, inasmuch as there never were any Scottish Grenadiers.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading But when the modern English wish to celebrate the English soldier vocally, they do it in their own decadent, bathotic way.

ScottishnounUS /ˈskɑːtɪʃ/

the dialect of English used in Scotland

From this reading Which, of course, means the English Grenadiers, inasmuch as there never were any Scottish Grenadiers.

singverbUS /sɪŋ/

deliver by singing

From this reading To-day, however, the English do not sing this song.

SOLDIERnounUS /ˈsoʊldʒər/

an enlisted man or woman who serves in an army

From this reading THE SOLDIER "With a tow-row-row-row-row-row for the British Grenadiers!"

soldier-man's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Their grandfathers delighted in it, and the tune still survives as a soldier-man's march.

songnounUS /sɔːŋ/

a short musical composition with words

From this reading To-day, however, the English do not sing this song.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Their grandfathers delighted in it, and the tune still survives as a soldier-man's march.

survivesverbUS /sərˈvaɪvz/

third-person singular of “survive” — continue to live and avoid dying

From this reading Their grandfathers delighted in it, and the tune still survives as a soldier-man's march.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE SOLDIER "With a tow-row-row-row-row-row for the British Grenadiers!"

TheirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Their grandfathers delighted in it, and the tune still survives as a soldier-man's march.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Which, of course, means the English Grenadiers, inasmuch as there never were any Scottish Grenadiers.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading But when the modern English wish to celebrate the English soldier vocally, they do it in their own decadent, bathotic way.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading To-day, however, the English do not sing this song.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading But when the modern English wish to celebrate the English soldier vocally, they do it in their own decadent, bathotic way.

To-day

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading To-day, however, the English do not sing this song.

tow-row-row-row-row-row

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE SOLDIER "With a tow-row-row-row-row-row for the British Grenadiers!"

tunenounUS /tuːn/

a succession of notes forming a distinctive sequence

From this reading Their grandfathers delighted in it, and the tune still survives as a soldier-man's march.

vocallyadverbUS /ˈvoʊkəli/

in a vocal manner

From this reading But when the modern English wish to celebrate the English soldier vocally, they do it in their own decadent, bathotic way.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading But when the modern English wish to celebrate the English soldier vocally, they do it in their own decadent, bathotic way.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Which, of course, means the English Grenadiers, inasmuch as there never were any Scottish Grenadiers.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading But when the modern English wish to celebrate the English soldier vocally, they do it in their own decadent, bathotic way.

WhichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Which, of course, means the English Grenadiers, inasmuch as there never were any Scottish Grenadiers.

wishverbUS /wɪʃ/

hope for; have a wish

From this reading But when the modern English wish to celebrate the English soldier vocally, they do it in their own decadent, bathotic way.

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading THE SOLDIER "With a tow-row-row-row-row-row for the British Grenadiers!"

Chapter 7 of The Egregious English by T. W. H. (Thomas William Hodgson) Crosland holds 83 sentences, grouped into 17 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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