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The Egregious English

Chapter IX

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THE CHURCHES The English have one sauce.
But the number of their religions is as the sands of the sea.
Roughly speaking, they divide themselves religiously into two classes--Anglicans and Nonconformists.
The Anglicans, one may say, are reformed Catholics; the Nonconformists, reformed Anglicans.
Apparently all English religions--with the exception, of course, of the Catholic religion, which is not counted--date from or since the Reformation.
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The Egregious English

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of The Egregious English is here in full — 65 sentences across 13 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/13 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
THE CHURCHES The English have one sauce.
/ðə ˈtʃɜːrtʃɪz ðə ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ hæv wʌn sɔːs/
Line 2
But the number of their religions is as the sands of the sea.
/bʌt ðə ˈnʌmbər ʌv ðer riˈlɪdʒənz ɪz æz ðə sændz ʌv ðə siː/
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Roughly speaking, they divide themselves religiously into two classes--Anglicans and Nonconformists.
Line 4
The Anglicans, one may say, are reformed Catholics; the Nonconformists, reformed Anglicans.
/ðə ˈæŋɡlɪkənz wʌn meɪ seɪ ɑːr rɪˈfɔːrmd ˈkæθlɪks ðə ˌnɑːnkənˈfɔːrməsts rɪˈfɔːrmd ˈæŋɡlɪkənz/
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Apparently all English religions--with the exception, of course, of the Catholic religion, which is not counted--date from or since the Reformation.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Anglicans noun US /ˈæŋɡlɪkənz/

plural of “anglican” — a Protestant who is a follower of Anglicanism

From this reading “Roughly speaking, they divide themselves religiously into two classes--Anglicans and Nonconformists.”

Catholics noun US /ˈkæθlɪks/

plural of “catholic” — a member of a Catholic church

From this reading “The Anglicans, one may say, are reformed Catholics; the Nonconformists, reformed Anglicans.”

Nonconformists noun US /ˌnɑːnkənˈfɔːrməsts/

plural of “nonconformist” — a Protestant in England who is not a member of the Church of England

From this reading “Roughly speaking, they divide themselves religiously into two classes--Anglicans and Nonconformists.”

Reformation noun US /ˌref.əˈmeɪ.ʃən/

The action or process of reforming an institution, practice, or individual's character.

From this reading “Apparently all English religions--with the exception, of course, of the Catholic religion, which is not counted--date from or since the Reformation.”

reformed adjective US /rɪˈfɔːrmd/

of or relating to the body of Protestant Christianity arising during the Reformation; used of some Protestant churches especially Calvinist as distinct from Lutheran

From this reading “The Anglicans, one may say, are reformed Catholics; the Nonconformists, reformed Anglicans.”

religions noun US /riˈlɪdʒənz/

plural of “religion” — a strong belief in a supernatural power or powers that control human destiny

From this reading “But the number of their religions is as the sands of the sea.”

religiously adverb US /rɪˈlɪdʒəsli/

by religion

From this reading “Roughly speaking, they divide themselves religiously into two classes--Anglicans and Nonconformists.”

sauce noun US /sɔːs/

flavorful relish or dressing or topping served as an accompaniment to food

From this reading “THE CHURCHES The English have one sauce.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

of course preposition + noun

as might be expected

In this reading “Apparently all English religions--with the exception, of course, of the Catholic religion, which is not counted--date from or since the Reformation.”

All words in this reading · 47

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Apparently all English religions--with the exception, of course, of the Catholic religion, which is not counted--date from or since the Reformation.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Roughly speaking, they divide themselves religiously into two classes--Anglicans and Nonconformists.

AnglicansnounUS /ˈæŋɡlɪkənz/

plural of “anglican” — a Protestant who is a follower of Anglicanism

From this reading Roughly speaking, they divide themselves religiously into two classes--Anglicans and Nonconformists.

ApparentlyadverbUS /əˈperəntli/

from appearances alone

From this reading Apparently all English religions--with the exception, of course, of the Catholic religion, which is not counted--date from or since the Reformation.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The Anglicans, one may say, are reformed Catholics; the Nonconformists, reformed Anglicans.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading But the number of their religions is as the sands of the sea.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But the number of their religions is as the sands of the sea.

CatholicadjectiveUS /ˈkæθlɪk/

of or relating to or supporting Catholicism

From this reading Apparently all English religions--with the exception, of course, of the Catholic religion, which is not counted--date from or since the Reformation.

CatholicsnounUS /ˈkæθlɪks/

plural of “catholic” — a member of a Catholic church

From this reading The Anglicans, one may say, are reformed Catholics; the Nonconformists, reformed Anglicans.

CHURCHESnounUS /ˈtʃɜːrtʃɪz/

plural of “church” — one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading THE CHURCHES The English have one sauce.

classesnounUS /ˈklæsəz/

plural of “class” — a collection of things sharing a common attribute

From this reading Roughly speaking, they divide themselves religiously into two classes--Anglicans and Nonconformists.

countedverbUS /ˈkaʊntɪd/

past form of “count” — determine the number or amount of

From this reading Apparently all English religions--with the exception, of course, of the Catholic religion, which is not counted--date from or since the Reformation.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading Apparently all English religions--with the exception, of course, of the Catholic religion, which is not counted--date from or since the Reformation.

datenounUS /deɪt/

the specified day of the month

From this reading Apparently all English religions--with the exception, of course, of the Catholic religion, which is not counted--date from or since the Reformation.

divideverbUS /dɪˈvaɪd/

separate into parts or portions

From this reading Roughly speaking, they divide themselves religiously into two classes--Anglicans and Nonconformists.

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading THE CHURCHES The English have one sauce.

exceptionnounUS /ɪkˈsepʃən/

a deliberate act of omission

From this reading Apparently all English religions--with the exception, of course, of the Catholic religion, which is not counted--date from or since the Reformation.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Apparently all English religions--with the exception, of course, of the Catholic religion, which is not counted--date from or since the Reformation.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading THE CHURCHES The English have one sauce.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Roughly speaking, they divide themselves religiously into two classes--Anglicans and Nonconformists.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading But the number of their religions is as the sands of the sea.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading The Anglicans, one may say, are reformed Catholics; the Nonconformists, reformed Anglicans.

NonconformistsnounUS /ˌnɑːnkənˈfɔːrməsts/

plural of “nonconformist” — a Protestant in England who is not a member of the Church of England

From this reading Roughly speaking, they divide themselves religiously into two classes--Anglicans and Nonconformists.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Apparently all English religions--with the exception, of course, of the Catholic religion, which is not counted--date from or since the Reformation.

numbernounUS /ˈnʌmbər/

the property possessed by a sum or total or indefinite quantity of units or individuals

From this reading But the number of their religions is as the sands of the sea.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading But the number of their religions is as the sands of the sea.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading THE CHURCHES The English have one sauce.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Apparently all English religions--with the exception, of course, of the Catholic religion, which is not counted--date from or since the Reformation.

ReformationnounUS /ˌref.əˈmeɪ.ʃən/

The action or process of reforming an institution, practice, or individual's character.

From this reading Apparently all English religions--with the exception, of course, of the Catholic religion, which is not counted--date from or since the Reformation.

reformedadjectiveUS /rɪˈfɔːrmd/

of or relating to the body of Protestant Christianity arising during the Reformation; used of some Protestant churches especially Calvinist as distinct from Lutheran

From this reading The Anglicans, one may say, are reformed Catholics; the Nonconformists, reformed Anglicans.

religionnounUS /rɪˈlɪdʒən/

a strong belief in a supernatural power or powers that control human destiny

From this reading Apparently all English religions--with the exception, of course, of the Catholic religion, which is not counted--date from or since the Reformation.

religionsnounUS /riˈlɪdʒənz/

plural of “religion” — a strong belief in a supernatural power or powers that control human destiny

From this reading But the number of their religions is as the sands of the sea.

religiouslyadverbUS /rɪˈlɪdʒəsli/

by religion

From this reading Roughly speaking, they divide themselves religiously into two classes--Anglicans and Nonconformists.

RoughlyadverbUS /ˈrʌfli/

(of quantities) imprecise but fairly close to correct

From this reading Roughly speaking, they divide themselves religiously into two classes--Anglicans and Nonconformists.

sandsnounUS /sændz/

the region of the shore of a lake or sea or ocean

From this reading But the number of their religions is as the sands of the sea.

saucenounUS /sɔːs/

flavorful relish or dressing or topping served as an accompaniment to food

From this reading THE CHURCHES The English have one sauce.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading The Anglicans, one may say, are reformed Catholics; the Nonconformists, reformed Anglicans.

seanounUS /siː/

a division of an ocean or a large body of salt water partially enclosed by land

From this reading But the number of their religions is as the sands of the sea.

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading Apparently all English religions--with the exception, of course, of the Catholic religion, which is not counted--date from or since the Reformation.

speakingnounUS /ˈspiːkɪŋ/

the utterance of intelligible speech

From this reading Roughly speaking, they divide themselves religiously into two classes--Anglicans and Nonconformists.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE CHURCHES The English have one sauce.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading But the number of their religions is as the sands of the sea.

themselvespronounUS /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading Roughly speaking, they divide themselves religiously into two classes--Anglicans and Nonconformists.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Roughly speaking, they divide themselves religiously into two classes--Anglicans and Nonconformists.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading Roughly speaking, they divide themselves religiously into two classes--Anglicans and Nonconformists.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Apparently all English religions--with the exception, of course, of the Catholic religion, which is not counted--date from or since the Reformation.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Apparently all English religions--with the exception, of course, of the Catholic religion, which is not counted--date from or since the Reformation.

Chapter 9 of The Egregious English by T. W. H. (Thomas William Hodgson) Crosland holds 65 sentences, grouped into 13 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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