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The Egregious English

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THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.
Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.
He is English, and therefore he knows his business.
He has made a study of it as a business, and without regard to its more serious issues.
His position is, that, if he would do himself well, he must tie himself hand and foot to some party, and serve that party through thick and thin.
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The Egregious English

Chapter X

Chapter 10 of The Egregious English is here in full — 78 sentences across 16 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/15 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.
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Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.
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He is English, and therefore he knows his business.
/hiː ɪz ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ ənd ˈðerfɔːr hiː noʊz hɪz ˈbɪznəs/
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He has made a study of it as a business, and without regard to its more serious issues.
/hiː hæz meɪd ə ˈstʌdi ʌv ɪt æz ə ˈbɪznəs ənd wɪˈθaʊt rɪˈɡɑːrd tuː ɪts mɔːr ˈsɪriəs ˈɪʃuːz/
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His position is, that, if he would do himself well, he must tie himself hand and foot to some party, and serve that party through thick and thin.
/hɪz pəˈzɪʃən ɪz ðæt ɪf hiː wʊd duː hɪmˈself wel hiː mʌst taɪ hɪmˈself hænd ənd fʊt tuː sʌm ˈpɑːrti ənd sɜːrv ðæt ˈpɑːrti θruː θɪk ənd θɪn/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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arts noun US /ɑːrts/

studies intended to provide general knowledge and intellectual skills (rather than occupational or professional skills)

From this reading “Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.”

brutally adverb US /ˈbruːtəli/

in a vicious manner

From this reading “THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.”

exemplar noun US /ɪɡˈzemplɑːr/

something to be imitated

From this reading “THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.”

fetches noun US /ˈfetʃɪz/

plural of “fetch” — the action of fetching

From this reading “Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.”

issues noun US /ˈɪʃuːz/

plural of “issue” — an important question that is in dispute and must be settled

From this reading “He has made a study of it as a business, and without regard to its more serious issues.”

oratory noun US /ˈɔːrətɔːri/

addressing an audience formally (usually a long and rhetorical address and often pompous)

From this reading “Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.”

politician noun US /ˌpɑːləˈtɪʃən/

a leader engaged in civil administration

From this reading “THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.”

summed verb US /sʌmd/

inflected form of “sum” — be a summary of

From this reading “THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

without regard preposition + noun

In this reading “He has made a study of it as a business, and without regard to its more serious issues.”

All words in this reading · 67

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.

artsnounUS /ɑːrts/

studies intended to provide general knowledge and intellectual skills (rather than occupational or professional skills)

From this reading Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading He has made a study of it as a business, and without regard to its more serious issues.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.

brutallyadverbUS /ˈbruːtəli/

in a vicious manner

From this reading THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading He is English, and therefore he knows his business.

choicely

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.

claptrapnoun

pompous or pretentious talk or writing

From this reading Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading His position is, that, if he would do himself well, he must tie himself hand and foot to some party, and serve that party through thick and thin.

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.

everythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.

exemplarnounUS /ɪɡˈzemplɑːr/

something to be imitated

From this reading THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.

feints

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.

fetchesnounUS /ˈfetʃɪz/

plural of “fetch” — the action of fetching

From this reading Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.

flowernounUS /ˈflaʊər/

a plant cultivated for its blooms or blossoms

From this reading THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.

footnounUS /fʊt/

the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading His position is, that, if he would do himself well, he must tie himself hand and foot to some party, and serve that party through thick and thin.

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading His position is, that, if he would do himself well, he must tie himself hand and foot to some party, and serve that party through thick and thin.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He is English, and therefore he knows his business.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading His position is, that, if he would do himself well, he must tie himself hand and foot to some party, and serve that party through thick and thin.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He is English, and therefore he knows his business.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading His position is, that, if he would do himself well, he must tie himself hand and foot to some party, and serve that party through thick and thin.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.

issuesnounUS /ˈɪʃuːz/

plural of “issue” — an important question that is in dispute and must be settled

From this reading He has made a study of it as a business, and without regard to its more serious issues.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading He has made a study of it as a business, and without regard to its more serious issues.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading He has made a study of it as a business, and without regard to its more serious issues.

knownadjectiveUS /noʊn/

apprehended with certainty

From this reading Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.

knowsnounUS /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading He is English, and therefore he knows his business.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading He has made a study of it as a business, and without regard to its more serious issues.

masternounUS /ˈmæstər/

an artist of consummate skill

From this reading Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading He has made a study of it as a business, and without regard to its more serious issues.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading His position is, that, if he would do himself well, he must tie himself hand and foot to some party, and serve that party through thick and thin.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.

oratorynounUS /ˈɔːrətɔːri/

addressing an audience formally (usually a long and rhetorical address and often pompous)

From this reading Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.

partynounUS /ˈpɑːrti/

an organization to gain political power

From this reading His position is, that, if he would do himself well, he must tie himself hand and foot to some party, and serve that party through thick and thin.

POLITICIANnounUS /ˌpɑːləˈtɪʃən/

a leader engaged in civil administration

From this reading THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.

positionnounUS /pəˈzɪʃən/

the particular portion of space occupied by something

From this reading His position is, that, if he would do himself well, he must tie himself hand and foot to some party, and serve that party through thick and thin.

regardnounUS /rɪˈɡɑːrd/

(usually preceded by “in”) a detail or point

From this reading He has made a study of it as a business, and without regard to its more serious issues.

seriousadjectiveUS /ˈsɪriəs/

concerned with work or important matters rather than play or trivialities

From this reading He has made a study of it as a business, and without regard to its more serious issues.

serveverbUS /sɜːrv/

serve a purpose, role, or function

From this reading His position is, that, if he would do himself well, he must tie himself hand and foot to some party, and serve that party through thick and thin.

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading His position is, that, if he would do himself well, he must tie himself hand and foot to some party, and serve that party through thick and thin.

studynounUS /ˈstʌdi/

a detailed critical inspection

From this reading He has made a study of it as a business, and without regard to its more serious issues.

SuchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.

summedverbUS /sʌmd/

inflected form of “sum” — be a summary of

From this reading THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.

thereforeadverbUS /ˈðerfɔːr/

for that reason; as a result

From this reading He is English, and therefore he knows his business.

thickadjectiveUS /θɪk/

not thin; of a specific thickness or of relatively great extent from one surface to the opposite usually in the smallest of the three solid dimensions

From this reading His position is, that, if he would do himself well, he must tie himself hand and foot to some party, and serve that party through thick and thin.

thinadjectiveUS /θɪn/

Having little thickness or extent.

From this reading His position is, that, if he would do himself well, he must tie himself hand and foot to some party, and serve that party through thick and thin.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading His position is, that, if he would do himself well, he must tie himself hand and foot to some party, and serve that party through thick and thin.

tienounUS /taɪ/

neckwear consisting of a long narrow piece of material worn (mostly by men) under a collar and tied in knot at the front

From this reading His position is, that, if he would do himself well, he must tie himself hand and foot to some party, and serve that party through thick and thin.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading He has made a study of it as a business, and without regard to its more serious issues.

tub-thumpernoun

a noisy and vigorous or ranting public speaker

From this reading Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading His position is, that, if he would do himself well, he must tie himself hand and foot to some party, and serve that party through thick and thin.

well-nighadverb

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading THE POLITICIAN The flower and exemplar of well-nigh everything that is choicely and brutally English may be summed up in the English politician.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading He has made a study of it as a business, and without regard to its more serious issues.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading Such a tub-thumper, such a master of claptrap and the arts and feints and fetches of oratory, has never been known before since the world began.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading His position is, that, if he would do himself well, he must tie himself hand and foot to some party, and serve that party through thick and thin.

Chapter 10 of The Egregious English by T. W. H. (Thomas William Hodgson) Crosland holds 78 sentences, grouped into 16 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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