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The Egregious English

Chapter XII

Chapter 12 of The Egregious English is here in full — 76 sentences across 16 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.
And by fiction the English really mean the six-shilling novel.
I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.
The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.
Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.
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The Egregious English

Chapter XII

Chapter 12 of The Egregious English is here in full — 76 sentences across 16 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.
/ˈfɪkʃən ˈæftər mʌtʃ ˈpeɪʃənt ˈθɪŋkɪŋ ðə ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ hæv kʌm tuː ðə kənˈkluːʒən ðæt ðer ɪz bʌt wʌn bræntʃ ʌv ˈlɪtəreri ɑːrt ənd ðæt ɪts neɪm ɪz ˈfɪkʃən/
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And by fiction the English really mean the six-shilling novel.
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I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.
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The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.
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Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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altar noun US /ˈɔːltər/

the table in Christian churches where communion is given

From this reading “The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.”

breastplate noun US /ˈbrestpleɪt/

armor plate that protects the chest; the front part of a cuirass

From this reading “Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.”

covers noun US /ˈkʌvərz/

plural of “cover” — a covering that serves to conceal or shelter something

From this reading “I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.”

fiction noun US /ˈfɪkʃən/

a literary work based on the imagination and not necessarily on fact

From this reading “FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.”

jewels noun US /ˈdʒuːəlz/

plural of “jewel” — a precious or semiprecious stone incorporated into a piece of jewelry

From this reading “Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.”

priestess noun US /ˈpriːstəs/

a woman priest

From this reading “The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.”

shillings noun US /ˈʃɪlɪŋz/

plural of “shilling” — the basic unit of money in Uganda; equal to 100 cents

From this reading “I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.”

wears noun US /werz/

plural of “wear” — impairment resulting from long use

From this reading “Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Hundred Thousand noun + noun

the cardinal number that is the fifth power of ten

In this reading “Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.”

high priest adjective + noun

a preeminent authority or major proponent of a movement or doctrine

In this reading “The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.”

thrust upon verb + particle

In this reading “I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.

AfterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

altarnounUS /ˈɔːltər/

the table in Christian churches where communion is given

From this reading The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.

arrangedadjectiveUS /ərˈeɪndʒd/

disposed or placed in a particular kind of order

From this reading Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.

artauxiliary verbUS /ɑːrt/

an old form of “are”, used with “thou”

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.

attentionnounUS /əˈtenʃən/

the process whereby a person concentrates on some features of the environment to the (relative) exclusion of others

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

branchnounUS /bræntʃ/

a division of some larger or more complex organization

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

breastplatenounUS /ˈbrestpleɪt/

armor plate that protects the chest; the front part of a cuirass

From this reading Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.

broughtverbUS /brɔːt/

inflected form of “bring” — take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading And by fiction the English really mean the six-shilling novel.

Caine

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From this reading The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

conclusionnounUS /kənˈkluːʒən/

a position or opinion or judgment reached after consideration

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

Corellinoun

Italian violinist and composer of violin concertos (1653-1713)

From this reading The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.

coversnounUS /ˈkʌvərz/

plural of “cover” — a covering that serves to conceal or shelter something

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

delightedadjectiveUS /dɪˈlaɪtəd/

greatly pleased

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

EachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

ephod

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From this reading Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.

FICTIONnounUS /ˈfɪkʃən/

a literary work based on the imagination and not necessarily on fact

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

figuresnounUS /ˈfɪɡjərz/

plural of “figure” — a diagram or picture illustrating textual material

From this reading Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

goldenadjectiveUS /ˈɡoʊldən/

having the deep slightly brownish color of gold

From this reading Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.

HallnounUS /hɔːl/

an interior passage or corridor onto which rooms open

From this reading The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

highadjectiveUS /haɪ/

greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.

HundrednounUS /ˈhʌndrəd/

ten 10s

From this reading Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

jewelsnounUS /ˈdʒuːəlz/

plural of “jewel” — a precious or semiprecious stone incorporated into a piece of jewelry

From this reading Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.

knowsnounUS /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.

literaryadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəreri/

of or relating to or characteristic of literature

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

magicnounUS /ˈmædʒɪk/

any art that invokes supernatural powers

From this reading Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.

Marie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading And by fiction the English really mean the six-shilling novel.

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

nameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

novelnounUS /ˈnɑːvəl/

an extended fictional work in prose; usually in the form of a story

From this reading And by fiction the English really mean the six-shilling novel.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.

patientnounUS /ˈpeɪʃənt/

a person who requires medical care

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

priestnounUS /priːst/

a clergyman in Christian churches who has the authority to perform or administer various religious rites; one of the Holy Orders

From this reading The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.

priestessnounUS /ˈpriːstəs/

a woman priest

From this reading The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.

readingnounUS /ˈriːdɪŋ/

the cognitive process of understanding a written linguistic message

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading And by fiction the English really mean the six-shilling novel.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

serveverbUS /sɜːrv/

serve a purpose, role, or function

From this reading The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.

shillingsnounUS /ˈʃɪlɪŋz/

plural of “shilling” — the basic unit of money in Uganda; equal to 100 cents

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

sixnounUS /sɪks/

the cardinal number that is the sum of five and one

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

six-shilling

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And by fiction the English really mean the six-shilling novel.

six-shillingism

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.

spellverbUS /spel/

orally recite the letters of or give the spelling of

From this reading Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

thinkingnounUS /ˈθɪŋkɪŋ/

the process of using your mind to consider something carefully

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

ThousandnounUS /ˈθaʊzənd/

the cardinal number that is the product of 10 and 100

From this reading Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.

thrustverbUS /θrʌst/

push forcefully

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading FICTION After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is Fiction.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

wearsnounUS /werz/

plural of “wear” — impairment resulting from long use

From this reading Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading The high priest and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss Marie Corelli.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.

withinprepositionUS /wɪˈðɪn/

inside; before a period of time has passed

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

worthnounUS /wɜːrθ/

an indefinite quantity of something having a specified value

From this reading I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought within its covers six shillings' worth of reading.

Chapter 12 of The Egregious English by T. W. H. (Thomas William Hodgson) Crosland holds 76 sentences, grouped into 16 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 12 of The Egregious English contain?

Chapter 12 holds 76 sentences of The Egregious English, unabridged, divided into 16 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 12 of The Egregious English by T. W. H. (Thomas William Hodgson) Crosland exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 76 sentences, grouped into 16 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 12 of The Egregious English?

Work through the 16 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 16 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 12 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #56453, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The Egregious English take to read?

About 121 minutes of reading across 293 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read The Egregious English section by section

How to work through The Egregious English section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

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Vocabulary met early in The Egregious English

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Egregious English, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Https
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Egregious English; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Order
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Creation
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Began
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