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The Egregious English

Chapter XIII

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SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."
If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.
Against the epithet "provincial," however, not a few persons rebelled, when it was applied flatly to themselves.
Most men of feeling felt hurt when you called them provincial.
In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.
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The Egregious English

Chapter XIII

Chapter 13 of The Egregious English is here in full — 84 sentences across 17 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."
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If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.
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Against the epithet "provincial," however, not a few persons rebelled, when it was applied flatly to themselves.
/əˈɡenst ðə ˈepəθet prəˈvɪnʃəl ˌhaʊˈevər nɑːt ə fjuː ˈpɜːrsənz rɪˈbeld wen ɪt wɑːz əˈplaɪd ˈflætli tuː ðemˈselvz/
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Most men of feeling felt hurt when you called them provincial.
/moʊst men ʌv ˈfiːlɪŋ felt hɜːrt wen juː kɔːld ðem prəˈvɪnʃəl/
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In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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Birmingham noun US /ˈbɜːrmɪŋhæm/

the largest city in Alabama; located in northeastern Alabama

From this reading “If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.”

disability noun US /ˌdɪsəˈbɪlɪti/

the condition of being unable to perform as a consequence of physical or mental unfitness

From this reading “SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."”

epithet noun US /ˈepəθet/

a defamatory or abusive word or phrase

From this reading “Against the epithet "provincial," however, not a few persons rebelled, when it was applied flatly to themselves.”

flatly adverb US /ˈflætli/

in an unqualified manner

From this reading “Against the epithet "provincial," however, not a few persons rebelled, when it was applied flatly to themselves.”

journalism noun US /ˈdʒɜːrnəlɪzəm/

newspapers and magazines collectively

From this reading “In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.”

provincialism noun US /prəˈvɪnʃəlɪzəm/

a lack of sophistication

From this reading “SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."”

rebelled verb US /rɪˈbeld/

inflected form of “rebel” — take part in a rebellion; renounce a former allegiance

From this reading “Against the epithet "provincial," however, not a few persons rebelled, when it was applied flatly to themselves.”

unkindest adjective US /ənˈkaɪndɪst/

superlative of “unkind” — lacking kindness

From this reading “In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

twenty years noun + noun

In this reading “SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."”

great majority adjective + noun

In this reading “SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."”

suffered from verb + particle counted as “suffer from”

In this reading “SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."”

deal with verb + particle

In this reading “If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.”

In the world preposition + article + noun counted as “in … world”

In this reading “In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.”

hailed from verb + particle counted as “hail from”

In this reading “If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

AgainstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading Against the epithet "provincial," however, not a few persons rebelled, when it was applied flatly to themselves.

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

appliedadjectiveUS /əˈplaɪd/

concerned with concrete problems or data rather than with fundamental principles

From this reading Against the epithet "provincial," however, not a few persons rebelled, when it was applied flatly to themselves.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

assuredadjectiveUS /əˈʃʊrd/

marked by assurance; exhibiting confidence

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

BirminghamnounUS /ˈbɜːrmɪŋhæm/

the largest city in Alabama; located in northeastern Alabama

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Most men of feeling felt hurt when you called them provincial.

considerverbUS /kənˈsɪdər/

deem to be

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

cutverbUS /kʌt/

separate with or as if with an instrument

From this reading In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

dealverbUS /diːl/

act on verbally or in some form of artistic expression

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

disabilitynounUS /ˌdɪsəˈbɪlɪti/

the condition of being unable to perform as a consequence of physical or mental unfitness

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

EdinburghnounUS /ˈedənbəroʊ/

the capital of Scotland; located in the Lothian Region on the south side of the Firth of Forth

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

epithetnounUS /ˈepəθet/

a defamatory or abusive word or phrase

From this reading Against the epithet "provincial," however, not a few persons rebelled, when it was applied flatly to themselves.

existverbUS /ɪɡˈzɪst/

have an existence, be extant

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

feelingnounUS /ˈfiːlɪŋ/

the experiencing of affective and emotional states

From this reading Most men of feeling felt hurt when you called them provincial.

feltverbUS /felt/

mat together and make felt-like

From this reading Most men of feeling felt hurt when you called them provincial.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading Against the epithet "provincial," however, not a few persons rebelled, when it was applied flatly to themselves.

flatlyadverbUS /ˈflætli/

in an unqualified manner

From this reading Against the epithet "provincial," however, not a few persons rebelled, when it was applied flatly to themselves.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

generaladjectiveUS /ˈdʒenərəl/

applying to all or most members of a category or group

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

gentlemennounUS /ˈdʒentəlmɪn/

plural of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

GlasgownounUS /ˈɡlæskoʊ/

largest city in Scotland; a port on the Clyde in west central Scotland; one of the great shipbuilding centers of the world

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

hailedverbUS /heɪld/

past form of “hail” — praise vociferously

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

howeveradverbUS /ˌhaʊˈevər/

used to add a contrasting statement

From this reading Against the epithet "provincial," however, not a few persons rebelled, when it was applied flatly to themselves.

humournounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling

From this reading In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

hurtverbUS /hɜːrt/

be the source of pain

From this reading Most men of feeling felt hurt when you called them provincial.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Against the epithet "provincial," however, not a few persons rebelled, when it was applied flatly to themselves.

journalismnounUS /ˈdʒɜːrnəlɪzəm/

newspapers and magazines collectively

From this reading In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

lettersnounUS /ˈletərz/

the literary culture

From this reading In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

LiverpoolnounUS /ˈlɪvərpuːl/

a large city in northwestern England; its port is the country's major outlet for industrial exports

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

majoritynounUS /məˈdʒɔːrəti/

the property resulting from being or relating to the greater in number of two parts; the main part

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

ManchesternounUS /ˈmæntʃestər/

largest city in New Hampshire; located in southeastern New Hampshire on the Merrimack river

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

meantverbUS /ment/

inflected form of “mean” — mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading Most men of feeling felt hurt when you called them provincial.

mentaladjectiveUS /ˈmentəl/

involving the mind or an intellectual process

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

MostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading Most men of feeling felt hurt when you called them provincial.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Against the epithet "provincial," however, not a few persons rebelled, when it was applied flatly to themselves.

OfprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

personsnounUS /ˈpɜːrsənz/

plural of “person” — a human being

From this reading Against the epithet "provincial," however, not a few persons rebelled, when it was applied flatly to themselves.

placesnounUS /ˈpleɪsəz/

plural of “place” — a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

provincialadjectiveUS /prəˈvɪnʃəl/

of or associated with a province

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

provincialismnounUS /prəˈvɪnʃəlɪzəm/

a lack of sophistication

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

qualifiedadjectiveUS /ˈkwɑːləfaɪd/

meeting the proper standards and requirements and training for an office or position or task

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

rebelledverbUS /rɪˈbeld/

inflected form of “rebel” — take part in a rebellion; renounce a former allegiance

From this reading Against the epithet "provincial," however, not a few persons rebelled, when it was applied flatly to themselves.

rightlyadverbUS /ˈraɪtli/

with honesty

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

rubverbUS /rʌb/

move over something with pressure

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

settledadjectiveUS /ˈsetəld/

established or decided beyond dispute or doubt

From this reading In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

settlesnounUS /ˈsetəlz/

plural of “settle” — a long wooden bench with a back

From this reading In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

shouldersnounUS /ˈʃoʊldərz/

plural of “shoulder” — the part of the body between the neck and the upper arm

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

sizenounUS /saɪz/

the physical magnitude of something (how big it is)

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

SUBURBANISM

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From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

sufferedverbUS /ˈsʌfərd/

past form of “suffer” — undergo or be subjected to

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

termedverbUS /tɜːrmd/

past form of “term” — name formally or designate with a term

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

themselvespronounUS /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading Against the epithet "provincial," however, not a few persons rebelled, when it was applied flatly to themselves.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

to-day

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From this reading In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

twentynounUS /ˈtwenti/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nineteen and one

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

unkindestadjectiveUS /ənˈkaɪndɪst/

superlative of “unkind” — lacking kindness

From this reading In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

usuallyadverbUS /ˈjuːʒəwəli/

under normal conditions

From this reading In the world of letters and journalism to call a man provincial was the last and unkindest cut of all, and it usually settled him, just as to say that he has no sense of humour settles him to-day.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Against the epithet "provincial," however, not a few persons rebelled, when it was applied flatly to themselves.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading SUBURBANISM Of old--that is to say, twenty years ago--the great majority of the English people suffered from a mental and general disability which was termed "provincialism."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

yourselfpronounUS /jərˈself/

used when the person spoken to is also the object of the action

From this reading If you hailed from Manchester, or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Edinburgh, or Glasgow, the kind gentlemen in London who size people up and put them in their places assured you that you were a provincial, and that you would have to rub shoulders a great deal with the world--by which they meant London--before you could rightly consider yourself qualified to exist.

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