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The Egregious English

Chapter XV

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DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."
I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.
In London, at any rate, strong drink flows like a river.
There are 5300 licensed houses in the metropolitan area alone.
In Kilburn, a suburb of more or less irreproachable respectability, there are twenty-five churches and chapels and thirty-five public-houses.
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The Egregious English

Chapter XV

Chapter 15 of The Egregious English is here in full — 52 sentences across 11 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."
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I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.
/aɪ ʃæl nɑːt rɪˈtælieɪt æz wʌn maɪt duː bʌt ʃæl ˈkɑːntent ˌmaɪˈself baɪ rɪˈfɜːrɪŋ ðə ˈriːdər tuː ðə ˈiːzəli ækˈsesəbəl ˈteɪbəlz ʌv stəˈtɪstɪks wɪtʃ ˈrendər ɪt kwaɪt pleɪn ðæt ˈskɑːtləndz ˈdrʌŋkənnəs ɪz ˈveri kənˈsɪdərəbli ɪkˈsiːdəd baɪ ðə ˈdrʌŋkənnəs ʌv ˈɪŋɡlənd/
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In London, at any rate, strong drink flows like a river.
/ɪn ˈlʌndən æt ˈeni reɪt strɔːŋ drɪŋk floʊz laɪk ə ˈrɪvər/
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There are 5300 licensed houses in the metropolitan area alone.
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In Kilburn, a suburb of more or less irreproachable respectability, there are twenty-five churches and chapels and thirty-five public-houses.

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accessible adjective US /ækˈsesəbəl/

capable of being reached

From this reading “I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.”

drunkenness noun US /ˈdrʌŋkənnəs/

a temporary state resulting from excessive consumption of alcohol

From this reading “I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.”

licensed adjective US /ˈlaɪsənst/

given official approval to act

From this reading “There are 5300 licensed houses in the metropolitan area alone.”

retaliate verb US /rɪˈtælieɪt/

take revenge for a perceived wrong

From this reading “I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.”

Scotland's noun US /ˈskɑːtləndz/

possessive form of “scotland” — one of the four countries that make up the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland; located on the northern part of the island of Great Britain; famous for bagpipes and plaids and kilts

From this reading “I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.”

statistics noun US /stəˈtɪstɪks/

a branch of applied mathematics concerned with the collection and interpretation of quantitative data and the use of probability theory to estimate population parameters

From this reading “I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.”

suburb noun US /ˈsʌbərb/

a residential district located on the outskirts of a city

From this reading “In Kilburn, a suburb of more or less irreproachable respectability, there are twenty-five churches and chapels and thirty-five public-houses.”

tutelage noun US /ˈtjuːtɪlɪdʒ/

teaching pupils individually (usually by a tutor hired privately)

From this reading “DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

any rate adjective + noun

In this reading “In London, at any rate, strong drink flows like a river.”

quite plain adverb + adjective

In this reading “I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.”

in the world preposition + article + noun counted as “in … world”

In this reading “DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."”

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5300

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From this reading There are 5300 licensed houses in the metropolitan area alone.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading In London, at any rate, strong drink flows like a river.

accessibleadjectiveUS /ækˈsesəbəl/

capable of being reached

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

aloneadjectiveUS /əˈloʊn/

Having no one else present.

From this reading There are 5300 licensed houses in the metropolitan area alone.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading In Kilburn, a suburb of more or less irreproachable respectability, there are twenty-five churches and chapels and thirty-five public-houses.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading In London, at any rate, strong drink flows like a river.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading There are 5300 licensed houses in the metropolitan area alone.

areanounUS /ˈeriə/

a particular geographical region of indefinite boundary (usually serving some special purpose or distinguished by its people or culture or geography)

From this reading There are 5300 licensed houses in the metropolitan area alone.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading In London, at any rate, strong drink flows like a river.

bardnounUS /bɑːrd/

a lyric poet

From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

becomeverbUS /bɪˈkʌm/

enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

chapels

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From this reading In Kilburn, a suburb of more or less irreproachable respectability, there are twenty-five churches and chapels and thirty-five public-houses.

churchesnounUS /ˈtʃɜːrtʃɪz/

plural of “church” — one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading In Kilburn, a suburb of more or less irreproachable respectability, there are twenty-five churches and chapels and thirty-five public-houses.

considerablyadverbUS /kənˈsɪdərəbli/

to a great extent or degree

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

contentnounUS /ˈkɑːntent/

(usually plural) everything that is included in a collection and that is held or included in something

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

Crosland

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From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

DRINKverbUS /drɪŋk/

take in liquids

From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

drunkenest

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From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

drunkennessnounUS /ˈdrʌŋkənnəs/

a temporary state resulting from excessive consumption of alcohol

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

easilyadverbUS /ˈiːzəli/

with ease (“easy” is sometimes used informally for “easily”)

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

exceededverbUS /ɪkˈsiːdəd/

past form of “exceed” — be greater in scope or size than some standard

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

flowsnounUS /floʊz/

plural of “flow” — the motion characteristic of fluids (liquids or gases)

From this reading In London, at any rate, strong drink flows like a river.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

housesnounUS /ˈhaʊsəz/

plural of “house” — a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading There are 5300 licensed houses in the metropolitan area alone.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

inspiringadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈspaɪrɪŋ/

stimulating or exalting to the spirit

From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

irreproachableadjective

free of guilt; not subject to blame

From this reading In Kilburn, a suburb of more or less irreproachable respectability, there are twenty-five churches and chapels and thirty-five public-houses.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

Kilburn

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In Kilburn, a suburb of more or less irreproachable respectability, there are twenty-five churches and chapels and thirty-five public-houses.

kindlyadjectiveUS /ˈkaɪndli/

showing or motivated by sympathy and understanding and generosity

From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

lessadverbUS /les/

used to form the comparative of some adjectives and adverbs

From this reading In Kilburn, a suburb of more or less irreproachable respectability, there are twenty-five churches and chapels and thirty-five public-houses.

licensedadjectiveUS /ˈlaɪsənst/

given official approval to act

From this reading There are 5300 licensed houses in the metropolitan area alone.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading In London, at any rate, strong drink flows like a river.

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading In London, at any rate, strong drink flows like a river.

metropolitanadjectiveUS /ˌmetrəˈpɑːlətən/

relating to or characteristic of a metropolis

From this reading There are 5300 licensed houses in the metropolitan area alone.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading In Kilburn, a suburb of more or less irreproachable respectability, there are twenty-five churches and chapels and thirty-five public-houses.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

nationaladjectiveUS /ˈnæʃənəl/

of or relating to or belonging to a nation or country

From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

nationsnounUS /ˈneɪʃənz/

plural of “nation” — a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading In Kilburn, a suburb of more or less irreproachable respectability, there are twenty-five churches and chapels and thirty-five public-houses.

plainadjectiveUS /pleɪn/

clearly revealed to the mind or the senses or judgment

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

public-houses

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From this reading In Kilburn, a suburb of more or less irreproachable respectability, there are twenty-five churches and chapels and thirty-five public-houses.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

ratenounUS /reɪt/

a magnitude or frequency relative to a time unit

From this reading In London, at any rate, strong drink flows like a river.

readernounUS /ˈriːdər/

a person who enjoys reading

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

referringverbUS /rɪˈfɜːrɪŋ/

inflected form of “refer” — make reference to

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

renderverbUS /ˈrendər/

cause to become

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

respectabilitynounUS /riˌspektəˈbɪlɪti/

honorableness by virtue of being respectable and having a good reputation

From this reading In Kilburn, a suburb of more or less irreproachable respectability, there are twenty-five churches and chapels and thirty-five public-houses.

retaliateverbUS /rɪˈtælieɪt/

take revenge for a perceived wrong

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

rivernounUS /ˈrɪvər/

a large natural stream of water (larger than a creek)

From this reading In London, at any rate, strong drink flows like a river.

ScotlandnounUS /ˈskɑːtlənd/

one of the four countries that make up the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland; located on the northern part of the island of Great Britain; famous for bagpipes and plaids and kilts

From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

Scotland'snounUS /ˈskɑːtləndz/

possessive form of “scotland” — one of the four countries that make up the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland; located on the northern part of the island of Great Britain; famous for bagpipes and plaids and kilts

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

statisticsnounUS /stəˈtɪstɪks/

a branch of applied mathematics concerned with the collection and interpretation of quantitative data and the use of probability theory to estimate population parameters

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

strongadjectiveUS /strɔːŋ/

having strength or power greater than average or expected

From this reading In London, at any rate, strong drink flows like a river.

suburbnounUS /ˈsʌbərb/

a residential district located on the outskirts of a city

From this reading In Kilburn, a suburb of more or less irreproachable respectability, there are twenty-five churches and chapels and thirty-five public-houses.

suggestedverbUS /səˈdʒestɪd/

past form of “suggest” — make a proposal, declare a plan for something

From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

tablesnounUS /ˈteɪbəlz/

plural of “table” — a set of data arranged in rows and columns

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There are 5300 licensed houses in the metropolitan area alone.

thirty-fiveadjectiveUS /ˈθɜːrdifaɪv/

being five more than thirty

From this reading In Kilburn, a suburb of more or less irreproachable respectability, there are twenty-five churches and chapels and thirty-five public-houses.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

tutelagenounUS /ˈtjuːtɪlɪdʒ/

teaching pupils individually (usually by a tutor hired privately)

From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

twenty-fiveadjectiveUS /ˈtwentifaɪv/

being five more than twenty

From this reading In Kilburn, a suburb of more or less irreproachable respectability, there are twenty-five churches and chapels and thirty-five public-houses.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading I shall not retaliate as one might do, but shall content myself by referring the reader to the easily accessible tables of statistics, which render it quite plain that Scotland's drunkenness is very considerably exceeded by the drunkenness of England.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading DRINK Mr. Crosland has very kindly suggested that "under the inspiring tutelage of the national bard Scotland has become one of the drunkenest nations in the world."

Chapter 15 of The Egregious English by T. W. H. (Thomas William Hodgson) Crosland holds 52 sentences, grouped into 11 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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About 121 minutes of reading across 293 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read The Egregious English section by section

How to work through The Egregious English section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 21 chapters of The Egregious English to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in The Egregious English

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Egregious English, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Https
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Egregious English; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Order
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Egregious English; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Creation
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Egregious English; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Began
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Egregious English; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.