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The Egregious English

Chapter XVI

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FOOD The subject of diet--he prefers to call it diet--is apparently one of unlimited interest to the Englishman.
Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.
Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.
The Englishman's house, we are told, is his castle; and the Englishman's hobby, surely, is his digestion.
In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.
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The Egregious English

Chapter XVI

Chapter 16 of The Egregious English is here in full — 66 sentences across 14 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/13 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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FOOD The subject of diet--he prefers to call it diet--is apparently one of unlimited interest to the Englishman.
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Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.
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Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.
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The Englishman's house, we are told, is his castle; and the Englishman's hobby, surely, is his digestion.
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In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

adolescent adjective US /ˌædəˈlesənt/

relating to or peculiar to or suggestive of an adolescent

From this reading “In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.”

adult noun US /əˈdʌlt/

a fully developed person from maturity onward

From this reading “In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.”

bilious adjective US /ˈbɪliəs/

relating to or containing bile

From this reading “Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.”

chronic adjective US /ˈkrɑːnɪk/

being long-lasting and recurrent or characterized by long suffering

From this reading “In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.”

extracting verb US /ekˈstræktɪŋ/

-ing form of “extract” — remove, usually with some force or effort; also used in an abstract sense

From this reading “Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.”

hobby noun US /ˈhɑːbi/

an auxiliary activity

From this reading “The Englishman's house, we are told, is his castle; and the Englishman's hobby, surely, is his digestion.”

indigestion noun US /ˌɪndaɪˈdʒestʃən/

a disorder of digestive function characterized by discomfort or heartburn or nausea

From this reading “In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.”

Veal noun US /viːl/

meat from a calf

From this reading “Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

per cent preposition + noun

In this reading “In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.”

ten minutes noun + noun

In this reading “Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.”

extracting from verb + particle counted as “extract from”

In this reading “Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.”

agree with verb + particle

In this reading “Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.”

within ten preposition + noun

In this reading “Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.”

less severe adverb + adjective

In this reading “In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.”

suffer from verb + particle

In this reading “In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.”

come across verb + particle

find unexpectedly

In this reading “Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.”

All words in this reading · 96

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

abideverbUS /əˈbaɪd/

dwell

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

acrossprepositionUS /əˈkrɔːs/

from one side of something to the other

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

adolescentadjectiveUS /ˌædəˈlesənt/

relating to or peculiar to or suggestive of an adolescent

From this reading In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.

adultnounUS /əˈdʌlt/

a fully developed person from maturity onward

From this reading In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.

agreeverbUS /əˈɡriː/

be in accord; be in agreement

From this reading Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

apparentlyadverbUS /əˈperəntli/

from appearances alone

From this reading FOOD The subject of diet--he prefers to call it diet--is apparently one of unlimited interest to the Englishman.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The Englishman's house, we are told, is his castle; and the Englishman's hobby, surely, is his digestion.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

biliousadjectiveUS /ˈbɪliəs/

relating to or containing bile

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading FOOD The subject of diet--he prefers to call it diet--is apparently one of unlimited interest to the Englishman.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

castlenounUS /ˈkæsəl/

a large and stately mansion

From this reading The Englishman's house, we are told, is his castle; and the Englishman's hobby, surely, is his digestion.

centnounUS /sent/

a fractional monetary unit of several countries

From this reading In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.

chronicadjectiveUS /ˈkrɑːnɪk/

being long-lasting and recurrent or characterized by long suffering

From this reading In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

conversationnounUS /ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃən/

the use of speech for informal exchange of views or ideas or information etc.

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

dietnounUS /ˈdaɪət/

a prescribed selection of foods

From this reading FOOD The subject of diet--he prefers to call it diet--is apparently one of unlimited interest to the Englishman.

digestionnounUS /daɪˈdʒestʃən/

the process of decomposing organic matter (as in sewage) by bacteria or by chemical action or heat

From this reading The Englishman's house, we are told, is his castle; and the Englishman's hobby, surely, is his digestion.

discussverbUS /dɪˈskʌs/

to consider or examine in speech or writing

From this reading Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.

eggsnounUS /eɡz/

oval reproductive body of a fowl (especially a hen) used as food

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.

EnglishmannounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃmən/

a man who is a native or inhabitant of England

From this reading FOOD The subject of diet--he prefers to call it diet--is apparently one of unlimited interest to the Englishman.

Englishman's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The Englishman's house, we are told, is his castle; and the Englishman's hobby, surely, is his digestion.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.

extractingverbUS /ekˈstræktɪŋ/

-ing form of “extract” — remove, usually with some force or effort; also used in an abstract sense

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.

FOODnounUS /fuːd/

any substance that can be metabolized by an animal to give energy and build tissue

From this reading FOOD The subject of diet--he prefers to call it diet--is apparently one of unlimited interest to the Englishman.

formnounUS /fɔːrm/

the phonological or orthographic sound or appearance of a word that can be used to describe or identify something

From this reading In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

happenverbUS /ˈhæpən/

come to pass

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading FOOD The subject of diet--he prefers to call it diet--is apparently one of unlimited interest to the Englishman.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The Englishman's house, we are told, is his castle; and the Englishman's hobby, surely, is his digestion.

hobbynounUS /ˈhɑːbi/

an auxiliary activity

From this reading The Englishman's house, we are told, is his castle; and the Englishman's hobby, surely, is his digestion.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading The Englishman's house, we are told, is his castle; and the Englishman's hobby, surely, is his digestion.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.

IndeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

indigestionnounUS /ˌɪndaɪˈdʒestʃən/

a disorder of digestive function characterized by discomfort or heartburn or nausea

From this reading In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.

interestnounUS /ˈɪntrəst/

a sense of concern with and curiosity about someone or something

From this reading FOOD The subject of diet--he prefers to call it diet--is apparently one of unlimited interest to the Englishman.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading FOOD The subject of diet--he prefers to call it diet--is apparently one of unlimited interest to the Englishman.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading FOOD The subject of diet--he prefers to call it diet--is apparently one of unlimited interest to the Englishman.

kindsnounUS /kaɪndz/

plural of “kind” — a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.

lessadverbUS /les/

used to form the comparative of some adjectives and adverbs

From this reading In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

MeetverbUS /miːt/

come together

From this reading Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.

minutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.

ninety-nineadjective

being one less than one hundred and nine more than ninety

From this reading In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading FOOD The subject of diet--he prefers to call it diet--is apparently one of unlimited interest to the Englishman.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading FOOD The subject of diet--he prefers to call it diet--is apparently one of unlimited interest to the Englishman.

openingnounUS /ˈoʊpənɪŋ/

an open or empty space in or between things

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.

perprepositionUS /pɜːr/

for each

From this reading In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.

pointnounUS /pɔɪnt/

a geometric element that has position but no extension

From this reading In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.

prefersverbUS /prəˈfɜːrz/

third-person singular of “prefer” — like better; value more highly

From this reading FOOD The subject of diet--he prefers to call it diet--is apparently one of unlimited interest to the Englishman.

readyadjectiveUS /ˈredi/

completely prepared or in condition for immediate action or use or progress

From this reading Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.

severeadjectiveUS /səˈvɪr/

intensely or extremely bad or unpleasant in degree or quality

From this reading In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

stakenounUS /steɪk/

(law) a right or legal share of something; a financial involvement with something

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

statementnounUS /ˈsteɪtmənt/

a message that is stated or declared; a communication (oral or written) setting forth particulars or facts etc

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

strangeadjectiveUS /streɪndʒ/

being definitely out of the ordinary and unexpected; slightly odd or even a bit weird

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

subjectnounUS /səbˈdʒekt/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading FOOD The subject of diet--he prefers to call it diet--is apparently one of unlimited interest to the Englishman.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

sufferverbUS /ˈsʌfər/

undergo or be subjected to

From this reading In point of fact, ninety-nine per cent. of adolescent and adult English people suffer from chronic indigestion in a more or less severe form.

surelyadverbUS /ˈʃʊrli/

definitely or positively (“sure” is sometimes used informally for “surely”)

From this reading The Englishman's house, we are told, is his castle; and the Englishman's hobby, surely, is his digestion.

tennounUS /ten/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading FOOD The subject of diet--he prefers to call it diet--is apparently one of unlimited interest to the Englishman.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading FOOD The subject of diet--he prefers to call it diet--is apparently one of unlimited interest to the Englishman.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading The Englishman's house, we are told, is his castle; and the Englishman's hobby, surely, is his digestion.

unlimitedadjectiveUS /ənˈlɪmətɪd/

having no limits in range or scope

From this reading FOOD The subject of diet--he prefers to call it diet--is apparently one of unlimited interest to the Englishman.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

VealnounUS /viːl/

meat from a calf

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading The Englishman's house, we are told, is his castle; and the Englishman's hobby, surely, is his digestion.

weathernounUS /ˈweðər/

the atmospheric conditions that comprise the state of the atmosphere in terms of temperature and wind and clouds and precipitation

From this reading Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.

withinprepositionUS /wɪˈðɪn/

inside; before a period of time has passed

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Meet him where you will, he is ever ready to discuss, first, the weather, and then the things--that is to say, the kinds of food--that agree with him.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Indeed, you could almost stake your life on extracting from any strange Englishman you happen to come across some such statement as, "I can't abide eggs," or, "Veal always makes me bilious," within ten minutes of opening up a conversation with him.

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