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The Egregious English

Chapter XVII

Chapter 17 of The Egregious English is here in full — 60 sentences across 12 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.
They hold that a nation which is properly ruled cannot fail of happiness.
Their notion of rule may be summed up in the phrase, "Law and order."
The Englishman believes that law and order are heaven-sent blessings especially invented for his behoof.
"Where else in the world," he will ask you grandiloquently, "do you get such law and such order as you get in England--the land of the free?"
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The Egregious English

Chapter XVII

Chapter 17 of The Egregious English is here in full — 60 sentences across 12 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/12 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.
/lɔː ənd ˈɔːrdər ðə ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ lʌv tuː biː ruːld dʒʌst æz iːlz ɑːr sed tuː teɪk dɪˈlaɪt ɪn ˈbiːɪŋ skɪnd/
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They hold that a nation which is properly ruled cannot fail of happiness.
Line 3
Their notion of rule may be summed up in the phrase, "Law and order."
/ðer ˈnoʊʃən ʌv ruːl meɪ biː sʌmd ʌp ɪn ðə freɪz lɔː ənd ˈɔːrdər/
Line 4
The Englishman believes that law and order are heaven-sent blessings especially invented for his behoof.
Line 5
"Where else in the world," he will ask you grandiloquently, "do you get such law and such order as you get in England--the land of the free?"

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

believes verb US /bɪˈliːvz/

third-person singular of “believe” — accept as true; take to be true

From this reading “The Englishman believes that law and order are heaven-sent blessings especially invented for his behoof.”

blessings noun US /ˈblesɪŋz/

plural of “blessing” — the formal act of approving

From this reading “The Englishman believes that law and order are heaven-sent blessings especially invented for his behoof.”

eels noun US /iːlz/

plural of “eel” — the fatty flesh of eel; an elongate fish found in fresh water in Europe and America; large eels are usually smoked or pickled

From this reading “LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.”

invented verb US /ˌɪnˈventəd/

past form of “invent” — come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort

From this reading “The Englishman believes that law and order are heaven-sent blessings especially invented for his behoof.”

phrase noun US /freɪz/

an expression consisting of one or more words forming a grammatical constituent of a sentence

From this reading “Their notion of rule may be summed up in the phrase, "Law and order."”

ruled adjective US /ruːld/

subject to a ruling authority

From this reading “LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.”

skinned adjective US /skɪnd/

having skin of a specified kind

From this reading “LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.”

summed verb US /sʌmd/

inflected form of “sum” — be a summary of

From this reading “Their notion of rule may be summed up in the phrase, "Law and order."”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

in the world preposition + article + noun counted as “in … world”

In this reading “"Where else in the world," he will ask you grandiloquently, "do you get such law and such order as you get in England--the land of the free?"”

delight in verb + particle

In this reading “LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading They hold that a nation which is properly ruled cannot fail of happiness.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.

askverbUS /æsk/

make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "Where else in the world," he will ask you grandiloquently, "do you get such law and such order as you get in England--the land of the free?"

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.

behoof

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The Englishman believes that law and order are heaven-sent blessings especially invented for his behoof.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.

believesverbUS /bɪˈliːvz/

third-person singular of “believe” — accept as true; take to be true

From this reading The Englishman believes that law and order are heaven-sent blessings especially invented for his behoof.

blessingsnounUS /ˈblesɪŋz/

plural of “blessing” — the formal act of approving

From this reading The Englishman believes that law and order are heaven-sent blessings especially invented for his behoof.

cannot

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They hold that a nation which is properly ruled cannot fail of happiness.

delightverbUS /dɪˈlaɪt/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "Where else in the world," he will ask you grandiloquently, "do you get such law and such order as you get in England--the land of the free?"

eelsnounUS /iːlz/

plural of “eel” — the fatty flesh of eel; an elongate fish found in fresh water in Europe and America; large eels are usually smoked or pickled

From this reading LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.

else

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Where else in the world," he will ask you grandiloquently, "do you get such law and such order as you get in England--the land of the free?"

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading "Where else in the world," he will ask you grandiloquently, "do you get such law and such order as you get in England--the land of the free?"

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.

EnglishmannounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃmən/

a man who is a native or inhabitant of England

From this reading The Englishman believes that law and order are heaven-sent blessings especially invented for his behoof.

especiallyadverbUS /əˈspeʃli/

to a distinctly greater extent or degree than is common

From this reading The Englishman believes that law and order are heaven-sent blessings especially invented for his behoof.

failverbUS /feɪl/

fail to do something; leave something undone

From this reading They hold that a nation which is properly ruled cannot fail of happiness.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The Englishman believes that law and order are heaven-sent blessings especially invented for his behoof.

freeverbUS /friː/

grant freedom to; free from confinement

From this reading "Where else in the world," he will ask you grandiloquently, "do you get such law and such order as you get in England--the land of the free?"

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "Where else in the world," he will ask you grandiloquently, "do you get such law and such order as you get in England--the land of the free?"

grandiloquentlyadverb

in a rhetorically grandiloquent manner

From this reading "Where else in the world," he will ask you grandiloquently, "do you get such law and such order as you get in England--the land of the free?"

happinessnounUS /ˈhæpinəs/

state of well-being characterized by emotions ranging from contentment to intense joy

From this reading They hold that a nation which is properly ruled cannot fail of happiness.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Where else in the world," he will ask you grandiloquently, "do you get such law and such order as you get in England--the land of the free?"

heaven-sentadjective

peculiarly fortunate or appropriate; as if by divine intervention

From this reading The Englishman believes that law and order are heaven-sent blessings especially invented for his behoof.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The Englishman believes that law and order are heaven-sent blessings especially invented for his behoof.

holdverbUS /hoʊld/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading They hold that a nation which is properly ruled cannot fail of happiness.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.

inventedverbUS /ˌɪnˈventəd/

past form of “invent” — come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort

From this reading The Englishman believes that law and order are heaven-sent blessings especially invented for his behoof.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading They hold that a nation which is properly ruled cannot fail of happiness.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.

landnounUS /lænd/

the land on which real estate is located

From this reading "Where else in the world," he will ask you grandiloquently, "do you get such law and such order as you get in England--the land of the free?"

LAWnounUS /lɔː/

the collection of rules imposed by authority

From this reading LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading Their notion of rule may be summed up in the phrase, "Law and order."

nationnounUS /ˈneɪʃən/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading They hold that a nation which is properly ruled cannot fail of happiness.

notionnounUS /ˈnoʊʃən/

a vague idea in which some confidence is placed

From this reading Their notion of rule may be summed up in the phrase, "Law and order."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading They hold that a nation which is properly ruled cannot fail of happiness.

ORDERnounUS /ˈɔːrdər/

(often plural) a command given by a superior (e.g., a military or law enforcement officer) that must be obeyed

From this reading LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.

phrasenounUS /freɪz/

an expression consisting of one or more words forming a grammatical constituent of a sentence

From this reading Their notion of rule may be summed up in the phrase, "Law and order."

properlyadverbUS /ˈprɑːpərli/

in the right manner; correctly; suitably

From this reading They hold that a nation which is properly ruled cannot fail of happiness.

rulenounUS /ruːl/

a principle or condition that customarily governs behavior

From this reading Their notion of rule may be summed up in the phrase, "Law and order."

ruledadjectiveUS /ruːld/

subject to a ruling authority

From this reading LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.

skinnedadjectiveUS /skɪnd/

having skin of a specified kind

From this reading LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading "Where else in the world," he will ask you grandiloquently, "do you get such law and such order as you get in England--the land of the free?"

summedverbUS /sʌmd/

inflected form of “sum” — be a summary of

From this reading Their notion of rule may be summed up in the phrase, "Law and order."

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading They hold that a nation which is properly ruled cannot fail of happiness.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.

TheirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Their notion of rule may be summed up in the phrase, "Law and order."

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They hold that a nation which is properly ruled cannot fail of happiness.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading LAW AND ORDER The English love to be ruled, just as eels are said to take delight in being skinned.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Their notion of rule may be summed up in the phrase, "Law and order."

WhereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading "Where else in the world," he will ask you grandiloquently, "do you get such law and such order as you get in England--the land of the free?"

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading They hold that a nation which is properly ruled cannot fail of happiness.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading "Where else in the world," he will ask you grandiloquently, "do you get such law and such order as you get in England--the land of the free?"

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading "Where else in the world," he will ask you grandiloquently, "do you get such law and such order as you get in England--the land of the free?"

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Where else in the world," he will ask you grandiloquently, "do you get such law and such order as you get in England--the land of the free?"

Chapter 17 of The Egregious English by T. W. H. (Thomas William Hodgson) Crosland holds 60 sentences, grouped into 12 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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