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The Egregious English

Chapter XIX

Chapter 19 of The Egregious English is here in full — 59 sentences across 12 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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RECREATION To amuse oneself is the great art of life.
From the English point of view, the finest kind of amusement is to be obtained by killing something.
Fox-hunting, deer-stalking, grouse-shooting, pheasant-shooting, pigeon-shooting, and even rabbit-shooting still stand for a great deal among the best class of Englishmen.
Of old, the masses had their bull-baitings, dog-fights, and cock-fights.
These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.
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The Egregious English

Chapter XIX

Chapter 19 of The Egregious English is here in full — 59 sentences across 12 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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RECREATION To amuse oneself is the great art of life.
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From the English point of view, the finest kind of amusement is to be obtained by killing something.
/frʌm ðə ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ pɔɪnt ʌv vjuː ðə ˈfaɪnəst kaɪnd ʌv əˈmjuːzmənt ɪz tuː biː əbˈteɪnd baɪ ˈkɪlɪŋ ˈsʌmθɪŋ/
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Fox-hunting, deer-stalking, grouse-shooting, pheasant-shooting, pigeon-shooting, and even rabbit-shooting still stand for a great deal among the best class of Englishmen.
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Of old, the masses had their bull-baitings, dog-fights, and cock-fights.
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These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

amuse verb US /əˈmjuːz/

occupy in an agreeable, entertaining or pleasant fashion

From this reading “RECREATION To amuse oneself is the great art of life.”

Englishmen noun US /ˌeŋˈlɪʃmən/

plural of “englishman” — a man who is a native or inhabitant of England

From this reading “Fox-hunting, deer-stalking, grouse-shooting, pheasant-shooting, pigeon-shooting, and even rabbit-shooting still stand for a great deal among the best class of Englishmen.”

foxes noun US /ˈfɑːksəz/

plural of “fox” — alert carnivorous mammal with pointed muzzle and ears and a bushy tail; most are predators that do not hunt in packs

From this reading “These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.”

killing noun US /ˈkɪlɪŋ/

an event that causes someone to die

From this reading “From the English point of view, the finest kind of amusement is to be obtained by killing something.”

legitimate adjective US /ləˈdʒɪtəmət/

of marriages and offspring; recognized as lawful

From this reading “These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.”

masses noun US /ˈmæsəz/

the common people generally

From this reading “Of old, the masses had their bull-baitings, dog-fights, and cock-fights.”

pheasants noun US /ˈfezənts/

plural of “pheasant” — large long-tailed gallinaceous bird native to the Old World but introduced elsewhere

From this reading “These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.”

recreation noun US /ˌrekriˈeɪʃən/

an activity that diverts or amuses or stimulates

From this reading “RECREATION To amuse oneself is the great art of life.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

by accident preposition + noun

In this reading “These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.”

takes place verb + noun counted as “take place”

come to pass

In this reading “These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.”

fall back verb + particle

fall backwards and down

In this reading “These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.”

various reasons adjective + noun counted as “various reason”

In this reading “These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.”

obtained by verb + particle counted as “obtain by”

In this reading “From the English point of view, the finest kind of amusement is to be obtained by killing something.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Fox-hunting, deer-stalking, grouse-shooting, pheasant-shooting, pigeon-shooting, and even rabbit-shooting still stand for a great deal among the best class of Englishmen.

accidentnounUS /ˈæksədənt/

an unfortunate mishap; especially one causing damage or injury

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

amongprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋ/

surrounded by; in the middle of a group

From this reading Fox-hunting, deer-stalking, grouse-shooting, pheasant-shooting, pigeon-shooting, and even rabbit-shooting still stand for a great deal among the best class of Englishmen.

amuseverbUS /əˈmjuːz/

occupy in an agreeable, entertaining or pleasant fashion

From this reading RECREATION To amuse oneself is the great art of life.

amusementnounUS /əˈmjuːzmənt/

a feeling of delight at being entertained

From this reading From the English point of view, the finest kind of amusement is to be obtained by killing something.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Fox-hunting, deer-stalking, grouse-shooting, pheasant-shooting, pigeon-shooting, and even rabbit-shooting still stand for a great deal among the best class of Englishmen.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

artauxiliary verbUS /ɑːrt/

an old form of “are”, used with “thou”

From this reading RECREATION To amuse oneself is the great art of life.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading From the English point of view, the finest kind of amusement is to be obtained by killing something.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading Fox-hunting, deer-stalking, grouse-shooting, pheasant-shooting, pigeon-shooting, and even rabbit-shooting still stand for a great deal among the best class of Englishmen.

bull-baitings

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Of old, the masses had their bull-baitings, dog-fights, and cock-fights.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading From the English point of view, the finest kind of amusement is to be obtained by killing something.

classnounUS /klæs/

a collection of things sharing a common attribute

From this reading Fox-hunting, deer-stalking, grouse-shooting, pheasant-shooting, pigeon-shooting, and even rabbit-shooting still stand for a great deal among the best class of Englishmen.

cock-fights

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Of old, the masses had their bull-baitings, dog-fights, and cock-fights.

dealverbUS /diːl/

act on verbally or in some form of artistic expression

From this reading Fox-hunting, deer-stalking, grouse-shooting, pheasant-shooting, pigeon-shooting, and even rabbit-shooting still stand for a great deal among the best class of Englishmen.

deer-stalking

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Fox-hunting, deer-stalking, grouse-shooting, pheasant-shooting, pigeon-shooting, and even rabbit-shooting still stand for a great deal among the best class of Englishmen.

dog-fights

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Of old, the masses had their bull-baitings, dog-fights, and cock-fights.

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading From the English point of view, the finest kind of amusement is to be obtained by killing something.

EnglishmennounUS /ˌeŋˈlɪʃmən/

plural of “englishman” — a man who is a native or inhabitant of England

From this reading Fox-hunting, deer-stalking, grouse-shooting, pheasant-shooting, pigeon-shooting, and even rabbit-shooting still stand for a great deal among the best class of Englishmen.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading Fox-hunting, deer-stalking, grouse-shooting, pheasant-shooting, pigeon-shooting, and even rabbit-shooting still stand for a great deal among the best class of Englishmen.

fallverbUS /fɔːl/

descend in free fall under the influence of gravity

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

finestadjectiveUS /ˈfaɪnəst/

superlative of “fine” — being satisfactory or in satisfactory condition

From this reading From the English point of view, the finest kind of amusement is to be obtained by killing something.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Fox-hunting, deer-stalking, grouse-shooting, pheasant-shooting, pigeon-shooting, and even rabbit-shooting still stand for a great deal among the best class of Englishmen.

formsnounUS /fɔːrmz/

plural of “form” — the phonological or orthographic sound or appearance of a word that can be used to describe or identify something

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

Fox-hunting

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Fox-hunting, deer-stalking, grouse-shooting, pheasant-shooting, pigeon-shooting, and even rabbit-shooting still stand for a great deal among the best class of Englishmen.

foxesnounUS /ˈfɑːksəz/

plural of “fox” — alert carnivorous mammal with pointed muzzle and ears and a bushy tail; most are predators that do not hunt in packs

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

FromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading From the English point of view, the finest kind of amusement is to be obtained by killing something.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading RECREATION To amuse oneself is the great art of life.

grouse-shooting

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Fox-hunting, deer-stalking, grouse-shooting, pheasant-shooting, pigeon-shooting, and even rabbit-shooting still stand for a great deal among the best class of Englishmen.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Of old, the masses had their bull-baitings, dog-fights, and cock-fights.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

howeveradverbUS /ˌhaʊˈevər/

used to add a contrasting statement

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

huntverbUS /hʌnt/

pursue for food or sport (as of wild animals)

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading RECREATION To amuse oneself is the great art of life.

killingnounUS /ˈkɪlɪŋ/

an event that causes someone to die

From this reading From the English point of view, the finest kind of amusement is to be obtained by killing something.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading From the English point of view, the finest kind of amusement is to be obtained by killing something.

legitimateadjectiveUS /ləˈdʒɪtəmət/

of marriages and offspring; recognized as lawful

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading RECREATION To amuse oneself is the great art of life.

longeradverbUS /ˈlɔːŋɡər/

for more time

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

massesnounUS /ˈmæsəz/

the common people generally

From this reading Of old, the masses had their bull-baitings, dog-fights, and cock-fights.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

obtainedverbUS /əbˈteɪnd/

past form of “obtain” — come into possession of

From this reading From the English point of view, the finest kind of amusement is to be obtained by killing something.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading RECREATION To amuse oneself is the great art of life.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Of old, the masses had their bull-baitings, dog-fights, and cock-fights.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

oneself

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading RECREATION To amuse oneself is the great art of life.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

pheasant-shooting

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Fox-hunting, deer-stalking, grouse-shooting, pheasant-shooting, pigeon-shooting, and even rabbit-shooting still stand for a great deal among the best class of Englishmen.

pheasantsnounUS /ˈfezənts/

plural of “pheasant” — large long-tailed gallinaceous bird native to the Old World but introduced elsewhere

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

pigeon-shooting

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Fox-hunting, deer-stalking, grouse-shooting, pheasant-shooting, pigeon-shooting, and even rabbit-shooting still stand for a great deal among the best class of Englishmen.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

pointnounUS /pɔɪnt/

a geometric element that has position but no extension

From this reading From the English point of view, the finest kind of amusement is to be obtained by killing something.

rabbit-shooting

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Fox-hunting, deer-stalking, grouse-shooting, pheasant-shooting, pigeon-shooting, and even rabbit-shooting still stand for a great deal among the best class of Englishmen.

reasonsnounUS /ˈriːzənz/

plural of “reason” — a rational motive for a belief or action

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

RECREATIONnounUS /ˌrekriˈeɪʃən/

an activity that diverts or amuses or stimulates

From this reading RECREATION To amuse oneself is the great art of life.

recreations

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

regardedverbUS /rɪˈɡɑːrdɪd/

past form of “regard” — deem to be

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

shootverbUS /ʃuːt/

hit with a missile from a weapon

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading From the English point of view, the finest kind of amusement is to be obtained by killing something.

standverbUS /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading Fox-hunting, deer-stalking, grouse-shooting, pheasant-shooting, pigeon-shooting, and even rabbit-shooting still stand for a great deal among the best class of Englishmen.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Fox-hunting, deer-stalking, grouse-shooting, pheasant-shooting, pigeon-shooting, and even rabbit-shooting still stand for a great deal among the best class of Englishmen.

takesnounUS /teɪks/

plural of “take” — the income or profit arising from such transactions as the sale of land or other property

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading RECREATION To amuse oneself is the great art of life.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Of old, the masses had their bull-baitings, dog-fights, and cock-fights.

ThesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading RECREATION To amuse oneself is the great art of life.

unableadjectiveUS /əˈneɪbəl/

(usually followed by “to”) not having the necessary means or skill or know-how

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

variousadjectiveUS /ˈveriəs/

of many different kinds purposefully arranged but lacking any uniformity

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

viewnounUS /vjuː/

a way of regarding situations or topics etc.

From this reading From the English point of view, the finest kind of amusement is to be obtained by killing something.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading These, however, are no longer regarded as legitimate forms of amusement, and the masses, being for various reasons unable to hunt foxes and shoot pheasants, have to fall back on recreations in which killing takes place only by accident.

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