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The Egregious English

Chapter XXI

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THE BELOVED What is more beautiful or meet to be taken to the bosom than the Englishman?
Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.
He drops fatness and blessings as he walks.
He smiles benignity and graciousness and "I-am-glad-to-see-you-all-looking-so-well."
And before him runs one in plush, crying, "Who is the most popular man of this footstool?"
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The Egregious English

Chapter XXI

Chapter 21 of The Egregious English is here in full — 97 sentences across 20 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/19 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
THE BELOVED What is more beautiful or meet to be taken to the bosom than the Englishman?
/ðə bɪˈlʌvd wʌt ɪz mɔːr ˈbjuːtəfəl ɔːr miːt tuː biː ˈteɪkən tuː ðə ˈbʊzəm ðæn ðə ˈɪŋɡlɪʃmən/
Line 2
Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.
Line 3
He drops fatness and blessings as he walks.
Line 4
He smiles benignity and graciousness and "I-am-glad-to-see-you-all-looking-so-well."
Line 5
And before him runs one in plush, crying, "Who is the most popular man of this footstool?"

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

blessings noun US /ˈblesɪŋz/

plural of “blessing” — the formal act of approving

From this reading “He drops fatness and blessings as he walks.”

drops noun US /drɑːps/

plural of “drop” — a shape that is spherical and small

From this reading “He drops fatness and blessings as he walks.”

goings noun US /ˈɡoʊɪŋz/

plural of “going” — the act of departing

From this reading “Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.”

graciousness noun US /ˈɡreɪʃəsnəs/

excellence of manners or social conduct

From this reading “He smiles benignity and graciousness and "I-am-glad-to-see-you-all-looking-so-well."”

plush adjective US /plʌʃ/

characterized by extravagance and profusion

From this reading “And before him runs one in plush, crying, "Who is the most popular man of this footstool?"”

progresses noun US /ˈprɑːɡresəz/

plural of “progress” — gradual improvement or growth or development

From this reading “Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.”

smiles noun US /smaɪlz/

plural of “smile” — a facial expression characterized by turning up the corners of the mouth; usually shows pleasure or amusement

From this reading “He smiles benignity and graciousness and "I-am-glad-to-see-you-all-looking-so-well."”

walks noun US /wɔːks/

plural of “walk” — the act of traveling by foot

From this reading “He drops fatness and blessings as he walks.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

most popular adverb + adjective

In this reading “And before him runs one in plush, crying, "Who is the most popular man of this footstool?"”

upon the earth preposition + article + noun counted as “upon … earth”

In this reading “Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading THE BELOVED What is more beautiful or meet to be taken to the bosom than the Englishman?

beautifuladjectiveUS /ˈbjuːtəfəl/

delighting the senses or exciting intellectual or emotional admiration

From this reading THE BELOVED What is more beautiful or meet to be taken to the bosom than the Englishman?

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading And before him runs one in plush, crying, "Who is the most popular man of this footstool?"

BELOVEDadjectiveUS /bɪˈlʌvd/

dearly loved

From this reading THE BELOVED What is more beautiful or meet to be taken to the bosom than the Englishman?

benignitynoun

the quality of being kind and gentle

From this reading He smiles benignity and graciousness and "I-am-glad-to-see-you-all-looking-so-well."

blessingsnounUS /ˈblesɪŋz/

plural of “blessing” — the formal act of approving

From this reading He drops fatness and blessings as he walks.

bosomnounUS /ˈbʊzəm/

the chest considered as the place where secret thoughts are kept

From this reading THE BELOVED What is more beautiful or meet to be taken to the bosom than the Englishman?

cryingadjectiveUS /ˈkraɪɪŋ/

demanding attention

From this reading And before him runs one in plush, crying, "Who is the most popular man of this footstool?"

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.

dropsnounUS /drɑːps/

plural of “drop” — a shape that is spherical and small

From this reading He drops fatness and blessings as he walks.

earthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.

EnglishmannounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃmən/

a man who is a native or inhabitant of England

From this reading THE BELOVED What is more beautiful or meet to be taken to the bosom than the Englishman?

EverybodypronounUS /ˈevribɑːdi/

every person

From this reading Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.

fatnessnoun

excess bodily weight

From this reading He drops fatness and blessings as he walks.

footstoolnoun

a low seat or a stool to rest the feet of a seated person

From this reading And before him runs one in plush, crying, "Who is the most popular man of this footstool?"

fro

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From this reading Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.

goingsnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋz/

plural of “going” — the act of departing

From this reading Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.

graciousnessnounUS /ˈɡreɪʃəsnəs/

excellence of manners or social conduct

From this reading He smiles benignity and graciousness and "I-am-glad-to-see-you-all-looking-so-well."

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He drops fatness and blessings as he walks.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.

I-am-glad-to-see-you-all-looking-so-well

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He smiles benignity and graciousness and "I-am-glad-to-see-you-all-looking-so-well."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading And before him runs one in plush, crying, "Who is the most popular man of this footstool?"

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading THE BELOVED What is more beautiful or meet to be taken to the bosom than the Englishman?

lovesnounUS /lʌvz/

plural of “love” — a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading And before him runs one in plush, crying, "Who is the most popular man of this footstool?"

meetverbUS /miːt/

come together

From this reading THE BELOVED What is more beautiful or meet to be taken to the bosom than the Englishman?

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading THE BELOVED What is more beautiful or meet to be taken to the bosom than the Englishman?

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading And before him runs one in plush, crying, "Who is the most popular man of this footstool?"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading THE BELOVED What is more beautiful or meet to be taken to the bosom than the Englishman?

plushadjectiveUS /plʌʃ/

characterized by extravagance and profusion

From this reading And before him runs one in plush, crying, "Who is the most popular man of this footstool?"

popularadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːpjələr/

regarded with great favor, approval, or affection especially by the general public

From this reading And before him runs one in plush, crying, "Who is the most popular man of this footstool?"

progressesnounUS /ˈprɑːɡresəz/

plural of “progress” — gradual improvement or growth or development

From this reading Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.

runsnounUS /rʌnz/

plural of “run” — a score in baseball made by a runner touching all four bases safely

From this reading And before him runs one in plush, crying, "Who is the most popular man of this footstool?"

smilesnounUS /smaɪlz/

plural of “smile” — a facial expression characterized by turning up the corners of the mouth; usually shows pleasure or amusement

From this reading He smiles benignity and graciousness and "I-am-glad-to-see-you-all-looking-so-well."

takenadjectiveUS /ˈteɪkən/

understood in a certain way; made sense of

From this reading THE BELOVED What is more beautiful or meet to be taken to the bosom than the Englishman?

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading THE BELOVED What is more beautiful or meet to be taken to the bosom than the Englishman?

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE BELOVED What is more beautiful or meet to be taken to the bosom than the Englishman?

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading And before him runs one in plush, crying, "Who is the most popular man of this footstool?"

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading THE BELOVED What is more beautiful or meet to be taken to the bosom than the Englishman?

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.

walksnounUS /wɔːks/

plural of “walk” — the act of traveling by foot

From this reading He drops fatness and blessings as he walks.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading THE BELOVED What is more beautiful or meet to be taken to the bosom than the Englishman?

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Everybody loves him; his goings to and fro upon the earth are as the progresses of one who has done all men good.

Chapter 21 of The Egregious English by T. W. H. (Thomas William Hodgson) Crosland holds 97 sentences, grouped into 20 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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