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The Enchanted Typewriter

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

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I should enjoy seeing it,” I said.
Possibly--but you wouldn't enjoy wearing it,” retorted the machine.
And then that woman's funny column--it was frightful.
You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.
There was only one good thing in it, and that was a bit of verse called 'Fair Play for the Little Girls.'
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The Enchanted Typewriter

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

Chapter 4 of The Enchanted Typewriter is here in full — 179 sentences across 36 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/35 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
I should enjoy seeing it,” I said.
/aɪ ʃʊd ˌenˈdʒɔɪ ˈsiːɪŋ ɪt aɪ sed/
Line 2
Possibly--but you wouldn't enjoy wearing it,” retorted the machine.
Line 3
And then that woman's funny column--it was frightful.
Line 4
You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.
/juː ˈnevər sɔː sʌtʃ dʒoʊks ɪn jɔːr laɪf ˈevəri wʌn ʌv ðem kənˈteɪnd ə ˈkoʊvərt əˈtæk əˈpɑːn mæn/
Line 5
There was only one good thing in it, and that was a bit of verse called 'Fair Play for the Little Girls.'
/ðer wɑːz ˈoʊnli wʌn ɡʊd θɪŋ ɪn ɪt ənd ðæt wɑːz ə bɪt ʌv vɜːrs kɔːld fer pleɪ fɔːr ðə ˈlɪtəl ɡɜːrlz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

column noun US /ˈkɑːləm/

a line of units following one after another

From this reading ““And then that woman's funny column--it was frightful.”

covert noun US /ˈkoʊvərt/

a flock of coots

From this reading “You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.”

frightful adjective US /ˈfraɪtfəl/

provoking horror

From this reading ““And then that woman's funny column--it was frightful.”

funny adjective US /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading ““And then that woman's funny column--it was frightful.”

jokes noun US /dʒoʊks/

plural of “joke” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading “You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.”

retorted verb US /riˈtɔːrtɪd/

past form of “retort” — answer back

From this reading ““Possibly--but you wouldn't enjoy wearing it,” retorted the machine.”

verse noun US /vɜːrs/

literature in metrical form

From this reading “There was only one good thing in it, and that was a bit of verse called 'Fair Play for the Little Girls.'”

wearing noun US /ˈwerɪŋ/

(geology) the mechanical process of wearing or grinding something down (as by particles washing over it)

From this reading ““Possibly--but you wouldn't enjoy wearing it,” retorted the machine.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “And then that woman's funny column--it was frightful.

attacknounUS /əˈtæk/

(military) an offensive against an enemy (using weapons)

From this reading You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.

bitnounUS /bɪt/

a small piece or quantity of something

From this reading There was only one good thing in it, and that was a bit of verse called 'Fair Play for the Little Girls.'

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading “Possibly--but you wouldn't enjoy wearing it,” retorted the machine.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading There was only one good thing in it, and that was a bit of verse called 'Fair Play for the Little Girls.'

columnnounUS /ˈkɑːləm/

a line of units following one after another

From this reading “And then that woman's funny column--it was frightful.

containedadjectiveUS /kənˈteɪnd/

gotten under control

From this reading You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.

covertnounUS /ˈkoʊvərt/

a flock of coots

From this reading You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.

enjoyverbUS /ˌenˈdʒɔɪ/

derive or receive pleasure from; get enjoyment from; take pleasure in

From this reading “I should enjoy seeing it,” I said.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.

FairadjectiveUS /fer/

free from favoritism or self-interest or bias or deception; conforming with established standards or rules

From this reading There was only one good thing in it, and that was a bit of verse called 'Fair Play for the Little Girls.'

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading There was only one good thing in it, and that was a bit of verse called 'Fair Play for the Little Girls.'

frightfuladjectiveUS /ˈfraɪtfəl/

provoking horror

From this reading “And then that woman's funny column--it was frightful.

funnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading “And then that woman's funny column--it was frightful.

GirlsnounUS /ɡɜːrlz/

plural of “girl” — a young female

From this reading There was only one good thing in it, and that was a bit of verse called 'Fair Play for the Little Girls.'

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading There was only one good thing in it, and that was a bit of verse called 'Fair Play for the Little Girls.'

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I should enjoy seeing it,” I said.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “I should enjoy seeing it,” I said.

jokesnounUS /dʒoʊks/

plural of “joke” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.

LittleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading There was only one good thing in it, and that was a bit of verse called 'Fair Play for the Little Girls.'

machinenounUS /məˈʃiːn/

any mechanical or electrical device that transmits or modifies energy to perform or assist in the performance of human tasks

From this reading “Possibly--but you wouldn't enjoy wearing it,” retorted the machine.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading There was only one good thing in it, and that was a bit of verse called 'Fair Play for the Little Girls.'

PlayverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading There was only one good thing in it, and that was a bit of verse called 'Fair Play for the Little Girls.'

PossiblyadverbUS /ˈpɑːsəbli/

by chance

From this reading “Possibly--but you wouldn't enjoy wearing it,” retorted the machine.

retortedverbUS /riˈtɔːrtɪd/

past form of “retort” — answer back

From this reading “Possibly--but you wouldn't enjoy wearing it,” retorted the machine.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “I should enjoy seeing it,” I said.

sawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.

seeingnounUS /ˈsiːɪŋ/

perception by means of the eyes

From this reading “I should enjoy seeing it,” I said.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading “I should enjoy seeing it,” I said.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “And then that woman's funny column--it was frightful.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Possibly--but you wouldn't enjoy wearing it,” retorted the machine.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading “And then that woman's funny column--it was frightful.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There was only one good thing in it, and that was a bit of verse called 'Fair Play for the Little Girls.'

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading There was only one good thing in it, and that was a bit of verse called 'Fair Play for the Little Girls.'

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.

versenounUS /vɜːrs/

literature in metrical form

From this reading There was only one good thing in it, and that was a bit of verse called 'Fair Play for the Little Girls.'

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “And then that woman's funny column--it was frightful.

wearingnounUS /ˈwerɪŋ/

(geology) the mechanical process of wearing or grinding something down (as by particles washing over it)

From this reading “Possibly--but you wouldn't enjoy wearing it,” retorted the machine.

woman'snounUS /ˈwʊmənz/

possessive form of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading “And then that woman's funny column--it was frightful.

wouldn't

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From this reading “Possibly--but you wouldn't enjoy wearing it,” retorted the machine.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Possibly--but you wouldn't enjoy wearing it,” retorted the machine.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You never saw such jokes in your life; every one of them contained a covert attack upon man.

Chapter 4 of The Enchanted Typewriter by John Kendrick Bangs holds 179 sentences, grouped into 36 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 4 holds 179 sentences of The Enchanted Typewriter, unabridged, divided into 36 reading sections.

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