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The eternal masculine

Chapter XII

Chapter 12 of The eternal masculine is here in full — 380 sentences across 76 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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“It’s this way, Mr. Lord,” the pink-faced, spectacled, good-humored songster confided.
“All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.
An’ I don’t understand an’ I don’t think most of the others do.
So I just tell ’em about how it looks to the eye of nature, an’ they think it’s funny.
’Tisn’t funny.
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The eternal masculine

Chapter XII

Chapter 12 of The eternal masculine is here in full — 380 sentences across 76 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/76 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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“It’s this way, Mr. Lord,” the pink-faced, spectacled, good-humored songster confided.
Line 2
“All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.
/ɔːl ðiːz tʃæps priˈtend ðeɪ siː ˌekstrəˈɔːrdəneri θɪŋz ənd tɔːk əˈbaʊt em wɪð kwɪr wɜːrdz æn θɪŋz/
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An’ I don’t understand an’ I don’t think most of the others do.
Line 4
So I just tell ’em about how it looks to the eye of nature, an’ they think it’s funny.
Line 5
’Tisn’t funny.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

chaps noun US /tʃæps/

plural of “chap” — a boy or man

From this reading ““All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.”

confided verb US /kənˈfaɪdɪd/

past form of “confide” — reveal in private; tell confidentially

From this reading ““It’s this way, Mr. Lord,” the pink-faced, spectacled, good-humored songster confided.”

extraordinary adjective US /ˌekstrəˈɔːrdəneri/

beyond what is ordinary or usual; highly unusual or exceptional or remarkable

From this reading ““All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.”

eye noun US /aɪ/

the organ of sight

From this reading “So I just tell ’em about how it looks to the eye of nature, an’ they think it’s funny.”

funny adjective US /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading “So I just tell ’em about how it looks to the eye of nature, an’ they think it’s funny.”

looks noun US /lʊks/

plural of “look” — the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading “So I just tell ’em about how it looks to the eye of nature, an’ they think it’s funny.”

pretend verb US /priˈtend/

make believe with the intent to deceive

From this reading ““All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.”

queer adjective US /kwɪr/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading ““All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

talk about verb + particle

to consider or examine in speech or writing

In this reading ““All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading “All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.

AlladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading “All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading “All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.

chapsnounUS /tʃæps/

plural of “chap” — a boy or man

From this reading “All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.

confidedverbUS /kənˈfaɪdɪd/

past form of “confide” — reveal in private; tell confidentially

From this reading “It’s this way, Mr. Lord,” the pink-faced, spectacled, good-humored songster confided.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading An’ I don’t understand an’ I don’t think most of the others do.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading An’ I don’t understand an’ I don’t think most of the others do.

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading “All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.

extraordinaryadjectiveUS /ˌekstrəˈɔːrdəneri/

beyond what is ordinary or usual; highly unusual or exceptional or remarkable

From this reading “All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.

eyenounUS /aɪ/

the organ of sight

From this reading So I just tell ’em about how it looks to the eye of nature, an’ they think it’s funny.

funnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading So I just tell ’em about how it looks to the eye of nature, an’ they think it’s funny.

good-humoredadjective

disposed to please

From this reading “It’s this way, Mr. Lord,” the pink-faced, spectacled, good-humored songster confided.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading So I just tell ’em about how it looks to the eye of nature, an’ they think it’s funny.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading An’ I don’t understand an’ I don’t think most of the others do.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading So I just tell ’em about how it looks to the eye of nature, an’ they think it’s funny.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “It’s this way, Mr. Lord,” the pink-faced, spectacled, good-humored songster confided.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading So I just tell ’em about how it looks to the eye of nature, an’ they think it’s funny.

looksnounUS /lʊks/

plural of “look” — the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading So I just tell ’em about how it looks to the eye of nature, an’ they think it’s funny.

LordnounUS /lɔːrd/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading “It’s this way, Mr. Lord,” the pink-faced, spectacled, good-humored songster confided.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading An’ I don’t understand an’ I don’t think most of the others do.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading “It’s this way, Mr. Lord,” the pink-faced, spectacled, good-humored songster confided.

naturenounUS /ˈneɪtʃər/

the essential qualities or characteristics by which something is recognized

From this reading So I just tell ’em about how it looks to the eye of nature, an’ they think it’s funny.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading An’ I don’t understand an’ I don’t think most of the others do.

others

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading An’ I don’t understand an’ I don’t think most of the others do.

pink-faced

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “It’s this way, Mr. Lord,” the pink-faced, spectacled, good-humored songster confided.

pretendverbUS /priˈtend/

make believe with the intent to deceive

From this reading “All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.

queeradjectiveUS /kwɪr/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading “All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading “All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So I just tell ’em about how it looks to the eye of nature, an’ they think it’s funny.

songsternoun

a composer of words or music for popular songs

From this reading “It’s this way, Mr. Lord,” the pink-faced, spectacled, good-humored songster confided.

spectacledadjective

wearing, or having the face adorned with, eyeglasses or an eyeglass

From this reading “It’s this way, Mr. Lord,” the pink-faced, spectacled, good-humored songster confided.

talkverbUS /tɔːk/

exchange thoughts; talk with

From this reading “All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading So I just tell ’em about how it looks to the eye of nature, an’ they think it’s funny.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “It’s this way, Mr. Lord,” the pink-faced, spectacled, good-humored songster confided.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading “All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading “All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading An’ I don’t understand an’ I don’t think most of the others do.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading “It’s this way, Mr. Lord,” the pink-faced, spectacled, good-humored songster confided.

Tisn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ’Tisn’t funny.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading So I just tell ’em about how it looks to the eye of nature, an’ they think it’s funny.

understandverbUS /ˌʌndərˈstænd/

know and comprehend the nature or meaning of

From this reading An’ I don’t understand an’ I don’t think most of the others do.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading “It’s this way, Mr. Lord,” the pink-faced, spectacled, good-humored songster confided.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading “All these chaps pretend they see extraordinary things and talk about ’em with queer words an’ things.

Chapter 12 of The eternal masculine by Mary Raymond Shipman Andrews holds 380 sentences, grouped into 76 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 12 of The eternal masculine contain?

Chapter 12 holds 380 sentences of The eternal masculine, unabridged, divided into 76 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 12 of The eternal masculine by Mary Raymond Shipman Andrews exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 380 sentences, grouped into 76 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 12 of The eternal masculine?

Work through the 76 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 76 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 12 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 12 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading The eternal masculine

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Is this the complete text of The eternal masculine?

Yes. All 5171 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #71145 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of The eternal masculine is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #71145, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The eternal masculine take to read?

About 430 minutes of reading across 1035 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in The eternal masculine

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Eternal
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Masculine
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