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The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please

Chapter II

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“After you, sir,” answered the other politely.
My master, looking horribly ugly, repeated his demand.
“Well,” said the steward, “this is fair humours, Newcastle asking for coals!”
The words were hardly out of him, when my master smote him down, and pushed into the house.
He gave a little quiver, like unstrung wire, and lay senseless, the red running from his nostrils.
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The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please is here in full — 410 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“After you, sir,” answered the other politely.
/ˈæftər juː sɜːr ˈænsərd ðə ˈʌðər pəˈlaɪtli/
Line 2
My master, looking horribly ugly, repeated his demand.
/maɪ ˈmæstər ˈlʊkɪŋ ˈhɔːrəbli ˈʌɡli rɪˈpiːtɪd hɪz dɪˈmænd/
Line 3
“Well,” said the steward, “this is fair humours, Newcastle asking for coals!”
Line 4
The words were hardly out of him, when my master smote him down, and pushed into the house.
Line 5
He gave a little quiver, like unstrung wire, and lay senseless, the red running from his nostrils.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

coals noun US /koʊlz/

plural of “coal” — fossil fuel consisting of carbonized vegetable matter deposited in the Carboniferous period

From this reading ““Well,” said the steward, “this is fair humours, Newcastle asking for coals!””

horribly adverb US /ˈhɔːrəbli/

of a dreadful kind

From this reading “My master, looking horribly ugly, repeated his demand.”

Newcastle noun US /ˈnuːkæsəl/

a port city in northeastern England on the River Tyne; a center for coal exports (giving rise to the expression “carry coals to Newcastle” meaning to do something unnecessary)

From this reading ““Well,” said the steward, “this is fair humours, Newcastle asking for coals!””

nostrils noun US /ˈnɑːstrəlz/

plural of “nostril” — either one of the two external openings to the nasal cavity in the nose

From this reading “He gave a little quiver, like unstrung wire, and lay senseless, the red running from his nostrils.”

politely adverb US /pəˈlaɪtli/

in a polite manner

From this reading ““After you, sir,” answered the other politely.”

quiver verb US /ˈkwɪvər/

shake with fast, tremulous movements

From this reading “He gave a little quiver, like unstrung wire, and lay senseless, the red running from his nostrils.”

senseless adjective US /ˈsensləs/

not marked by the use of reason

From this reading “He gave a little quiver, like unstrung wire, and lay senseless, the red running from his nostrils.”

steward noun US /ˈstuːərd/

someone who manages property or other affairs for someone else

From this reading ““Well,” said the steward, “this is fair humours, Newcastle asking for coals!””

Word partnerships in these lines

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lay senseless verb + adjective

In this reading “He gave a little quiver, like unstrung wire, and lay senseless, the red running from his nostrils.”

into the house preposition + article + noun counted as “into … house”

In this reading “The words were hardly out of him, when my master smote him down, and pushed into the house.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He gave a little quiver, like unstrung wire, and lay senseless, the red running from his nostrils.

AfterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading “After you, sir,” answered the other politely.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The words were hardly out of him, when my master smote him down, and pushed into the house.

answeredverbUS /ˈænsərd/

past form of “answer” — react verbally

From this reading “After you, sir,” answered the other politely.

askingnounUS /ˈæskɪŋ/

the verbal act of requesting

From this reading “Well,” said the steward, “this is fair humours, Newcastle asking for coals!”

coalsnounUS /koʊlz/

plural of “coal” — fossil fuel consisting of carbonized vegetable matter deposited in the Carboniferous period

From this reading “Well,” said the steward, “this is fair humours, Newcastle asking for coals!”

demandnounUS /dɪˈmænd/

an urgent or peremptory request

From this reading My master, looking horribly ugly, repeated his demand.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading The words were hardly out of him, when my master smote him down, and pushed into the house.

fairadjectiveUS /fer/

free from favoritism or self-interest or bias or deception; conforming with established standards or rules

From this reading “Well,” said the steward, “this is fair humours, Newcastle asking for coals!”

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading “Well,” said the steward, “this is fair humours, Newcastle asking for coals!”

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading He gave a little quiver, like unstrung wire, and lay senseless, the red running from his nostrils.

gaveverbUS /ɡeɪv/

inflected form of “give” — cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading He gave a little quiver, like unstrung wire, and lay senseless, the red running from his nostrils.

hardlyadverbUS /ˈhɑːrdli/

only a very short time before

From this reading The words were hardly out of him, when my master smote him down, and pushed into the house.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He gave a little quiver, like unstrung wire, and lay senseless, the red running from his nostrils.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The words were hardly out of him, when my master smote him down, and pushed into the house.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading My master, looking horribly ugly, repeated his demand.

horriblyadverbUS /ˈhɔːrəbli/

of a dreadful kind

From this reading My master, looking horribly ugly, repeated his demand.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading The words were hardly out of him, when my master smote him down, and pushed into the house.

humours

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From this reading “Well,” said the steward, “this is fair humours, Newcastle asking for coals!”

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading The words were hardly out of him, when my master smote him down, and pushed into the house.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Well,” said the steward, “this is fair humours, Newcastle asking for coals!”

layverbUS /leɪ/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading He gave a little quiver, like unstrung wire, and lay senseless, the red running from his nostrils.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading He gave a little quiver, like unstrung wire, and lay senseless, the red running from his nostrils.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading He gave a little quiver, like unstrung wire, and lay senseless, the red running from his nostrils.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading My master, looking horribly ugly, repeated his demand.

masternounUS /ˈmæstər/

an artist of consummate skill

From this reading My master, looking horribly ugly, repeated his demand.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading My master, looking horribly ugly, repeated his demand.

NewcastlenounUS /ˈnuːkæsəl/

a port city in northeastern England on the River Tyne; a center for coal exports (giving rise to the expression “carry coals to Newcastle” meaning to do something unnecessary)

From this reading “Well,” said the steward, “this is fair humours, Newcastle asking for coals!”

nostrilsnounUS /ˈnɑːstrəlz/

plural of “nostril” — either one of the two external openings to the nasal cavity in the nose

From this reading He gave a little quiver, like unstrung wire, and lay senseless, the red running from his nostrils.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The words were hardly out of him, when my master smote him down, and pushed into the house.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading “After you, sir,” answered the other politely.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading The words were hardly out of him, when my master smote him down, and pushed into the house.

politelyadverbUS /pəˈlaɪtli/

in a polite manner

From this reading “After you, sir,” answered the other politely.

pushedverbUS /pʊʃt/

past form of “push” — move with force

From this reading The words were hardly out of him, when my master smote him down, and pushed into the house.

quiververbUS /ˈkwɪvər/

shake with fast, tremulous movements

From this reading He gave a little quiver, like unstrung wire, and lay senseless, the red running from his nostrils.

rednounUS /red/

red color or pigment; the chromatic color resembling the hue of blood

From this reading He gave a little quiver, like unstrung wire, and lay senseless, the red running from his nostrils.

repeatedadjectiveUS /rɪˈpiːtɪd/

recurring again and again

From this reading My master, looking horribly ugly, repeated his demand.

runningadjectiveUS /ˈrʌnɪŋ/

(of fluids) moving or issuing in a stream

From this reading He gave a little quiver, like unstrung wire, and lay senseless, the red running from his nostrils.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Well,” said the steward, “this is fair humours, Newcastle asking for coals!”

senselessadjectiveUS /ˈsensləs/

not marked by the use of reason

From this reading He gave a little quiver, like unstrung wire, and lay senseless, the red running from his nostrils.

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading “After you, sir,” answered the other politely.

smote

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The words were hardly out of him, when my master smote him down, and pushed into the house.

stewardnounUS /ˈstuːərd/

someone who manages property or other affairs for someone else

From this reading “Well,” said the steward, “this is fair humours, Newcastle asking for coals!”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “After you, sir,” answered the other politely.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading “Well,” said the steward, “this is fair humours, Newcastle asking for coals!”

uglyadjectiveUS /ˈʌɡli/

displeasing to the senses

From this reading My master, looking horribly ugly, repeated his demand.

unstrungadjective

emotionally upset

From this reading He gave a little quiver, like unstrung wire, and lay senseless, the red running from his nostrils.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading “Well,” said the steward, “this is fair humours, Newcastle asking for coals!”

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The words were hardly out of him, when my master smote him down, and pushed into the house.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading The words were hardly out of him, when my master smote him down, and pushed into the house.

wirenounUS /ˈwaɪər/

ligament made of metal and used to fasten things or make cages or fences etc

From this reading He gave a little quiver, like unstrung wire, and lay senseless, the red running from his nostrils.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading The words were hardly out of him, when my master smote him down, and pushed into the house.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “After you, sir,” answered the other politely.

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