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The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please
The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please is here in full — 431 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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“Yes, if you please,” I said.
“Will you call him in?”
He laughed.
“Mahomet will have to go to the mountain.
You will understand why, when you see it.
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The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please is here in full — 431 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“Yes, if you please,” I said.
/jes ɪf juː pliːz aɪ sed/
Line 2
“Will you call him in?”
/wɪl juː kɔːl hɪm ɪn/
Line 3
He laughed.
/hiː læft/
Line 4
“Mahomet will have to go to the mountain.
Line 5
You will understand why, when you see it.
/juː wɪl ˌʌndərˈstænd waɪ wen juː siː ɪt/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

call verb US /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading ““Will you call him in?””

laughed verb US /læft/

past form of “laugh” — produce laughter

From this reading “He laughed.”

mountain noun US /ˈmaʊntən/

a land mass that projects well above its surroundings; higher than a hill

From this reading ““Mahomet will have to go to the mountain.”

please verb US /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading ““Yes, if you please,” I said.”

said adjective US /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading ““Yes, if you please,” I said.”

see verb US /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading “You will understand why, when you see it.”

understand verb US /ˌʌndərˈstænd/

know and comprehend the nature or meaning of

From this reading “You will understand why, when you see it.”

Yes noun US /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading ““Yes, if you please,” I said.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

understand why verb + noun

In this reading “You will understand why, when you see it.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading “Will you call him in?”

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading “Mahomet will have to go to the mountain.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “Mahomet will have to go to the mountain.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He laughed.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “Will you call him in?”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “Yes, if you please,” I said.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading “Yes, if you please,” I said.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “Will you call him in?”

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading You will understand why, when you see it.

laughedverbUS /læft/

past form of “laugh” — produce laughter

From this reading He laughed.

Mahometnoun

the Arab prophet who, according to Islam, was the last messenger of Allah (570-632)

From this reading “Mahomet will have to go to the mountain.

mountainnounUS /ˈmaʊntən/

a land mass that projects well above its surroundings; higher than a hill

From this reading “Mahomet will have to go to the mountain.

pleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading “Yes, if you please,” I said.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Yes, if you please,” I said.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading You will understand why, when you see it.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Mahomet will have to go to the mountain.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “Mahomet will have to go to the mountain.

understandverbUS /ˌʌndərˈstænd/

know and comprehend the nature or meaning of

From this reading You will understand why, when you see it.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading You will understand why, when you see it.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading You will understand why, when you see it.

Willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading “Will you call him in?”

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading “Yes, if you please,” I said.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Yes, if you please,” I said.

Chapter 9 of The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please by Bernard Capes holds 431 sentences, grouped into 87 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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