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I was feeling blithe, almost jocund.
I put a match to my cigar, and just then the morning's mail was handed in.
The first superscription I glanced at was in a handwriting that sent a thrill of pleasure through and through me.
It was Aunt Mary's; and she was the person I loved and honored most in all the world, outside of my own household.
She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.
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The Facts Concerning the Recent Carnival of

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Facts Concerning the Recent Carnival of is here in full — 216 sentences across 44 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/43 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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I was feeling blithe, almost jocund.
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I put a match to my cigar, and just then the morning's mail was handed in.
/aɪ pʊt ə mætʃ tuː maɪ sɪˈɡɑːr ənd dʒʌst ðen ðə ˈmɔːrnɪŋz meɪl wɑːz ˈhændəd ɪn/
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The first superscription I glanced at was in a handwriting that sent a thrill of pleasure through and through me.
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It was Aunt Mary's; and she was the person I loved and honored most in all the world, outside of my own household.
/ɪt wɑːz ænt ˈmeriz ənd ʃiː wɑːz ðə ˈpɜːrsən aɪ lʌvd ənd ˈɑːnərd moʊst ɪn ɔːl ðə wɜːrld ˈaʊtˈsaɪd ʌv maɪ oʊn ˈhaʊshoʊld/
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She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

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blithe adjective US /blaɪð/

lacking or showing a lack of due concern

From this reading “I was feeling blithe, almost jocund.”

dislodge verb US /dɪˈslɑːdʒ/

remove or force out from a position

From this reading “She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.”

idol noun US /ˈaɪdəl/

a material effigy that is worshipped

From this reading “She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.”

Mary's noun US /ˈmeriz/

possessive form of “mary” — the mother of Jesus; Christians refer to her as the Virgin Mary; she is especially honored by Roman Catholics

From this reading “It was Aunt Mary's; and she was the person I loved and honored most in all the world, outside of my own household.”

maturity noun US /məˈtʃʊrəti/

the period of time in your life after your physical growth has stopped and you are fully developed

From this reading “She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.”

morning's noun US /ˈmɔːrnɪŋz/

possessive form of “morning” — the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading “I put a match to my cigar, and just then the morning's mail was handed in.”

pedestal noun US /ˈpedəstəl/

a support or foundation

From this reading “She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.”

permanently adverb US /ˈpɜːrmənəntli/

for a long time without essential change

From this reading “She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I put a match to my cigar, and just then the morning's mail was handed in.

ableadjectiveUS /ˈeɪbəl/

(usually followed by “to”) having the necessary means or skill or know-how or authority to do something

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading It was Aunt Mary's; and she was the person I loved and honored most in all the world, outside of my own household.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading I was feeling blithe, almost jocund.

amongprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋ/

surrounded by; in the middle of a group

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I put a match to my cigar, and just then the morning's mail was handed in.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The first superscription I glanced at was in a handwriting that sent a thrill of pleasure through and through me.

AuntnounUS /ænt/

the sister of your father or mother; the wife of your uncle

From this reading It was Aunt Mary's; and she was the person I loved and honored most in all the world, outside of my own household.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

blitheadjectiveUS /blaɪð/

lacking or showing a lack of due concern

From this reading I was feeling blithe, almost jocund.

boyhood's

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From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

cigarnounUS /sɪˈɡɑːr/

a roll of tobacco for smoking

From this reading I put a match to my cigar, and just then the morning's mail was handed in.

dethronementnoun

the act of deposing someone; removing a powerful person from a position or office

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

dislodgeverbUS /dɪˈslɑːdʒ/

remove or force out from a position

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

enchantments

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From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

fataladjectiveUS /ˈfeɪtəl/

bringing death

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

feelingnounUS /ˈfiːlɪŋ/

the experiencing of affective and emotional states

From this reading I was feeling blithe, almost jocund.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading The first superscription I glanced at was in a handwriting that sent a thrill of pleasure through and through me.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

glancedverbUS /ɡlænst/

past form of “glance” — throw a glance at; take a brief look at

From this reading The first superscription I glanced at was in a handwriting that sent a thrill of pleasure through and through me.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

handedadjectiveUS /ˈhændəd/

having or involving the use of hands

From this reading I put a match to my cigar, and just then the morning's mail was handed in.

handwritingnounUS /ˈhændraɪtɪŋ/

something written by hand

From this reading The first superscription I glanced at was in a handwriting that sent a thrill of pleasure through and through me.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

honoredadjectiveUS /ˈɑːnərd/

having an illustrious reputation; respected

From this reading It was Aunt Mary's; and she was the person I loved and honored most in all the world, outside of my own household.

householdnounUS /ˈhaʊshoʊld/

a social unit living together

From this reading It was Aunt Mary's; and she was the person I loved and honored most in all the world, outside of my own household.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I was feeling blithe, almost jocund.

idolnounUS /ˈaɪdəl/

a material effigy that is worshipped

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

impossibilities

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I put a match to my cigar, and just then the morning's mail was handed in.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It was Aunt Mary's; and she was the person I loved and honored most in all the world, outside of my own household.

jocundadjective

full of or showing high-spirited merriment

From this reading I was feeling blithe, almost jocund.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading I put a match to my cigar, and just then the morning's mail was handed in.

justifiedadjectiveUS /ˈdʒʌstəfaɪd/

having words so spaced that lines have straight even margins

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

lovedadjectiveUS /lʌvd/

held dear

From this reading It was Aunt Mary's; and she was the person I loved and honored most in all the world, outside of my own household.

mailnounUS /meɪl/

the bags of letters and packages that are transported by the postal service

From this reading I put a match to my cigar, and just then the morning's mail was handed in.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

Mary'snounUS /ˈmeriz/

possessive form of “mary” — the mother of Jesus; Christians refer to her as the Virgin Mary; she is especially honored by Roman Catholics

From this reading It was Aunt Mary's; and she was the person I loved and honored most in all the world, outside of my own household.

matchverbUS /mætʃ/

be compatible, similar or consistent; coincide in their characteristics

From this reading I put a match to my cigar, and just then the morning's mail was handed in.

maturitynounUS /məˈtʃʊrəti/

the period of time in your life after your physical growth has stopped and you are fully developed

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The first superscription I glanced at was in a handwriting that sent a thrill of pleasure through and through me.

morning'snounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋz/

possessive form of “morning” — the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading I put a match to my cigar, and just then the morning's mail was handed in.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading It was Aunt Mary's; and she was the person I loved and honored most in all the world, outside of my own household.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I put a match to my cigar, and just then the morning's mail was handed in.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The first superscription I glanced at was in a handwriting that sent a thrill of pleasure through and through me.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

outsideadjectiveUS /ˈaʊtˈsaɪd/

relating to or being on or near the outer side or limit

From this reading It was Aunt Mary's; and she was the person I loved and honored most in all the world, outside of my own household.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading It was Aunt Mary's; and she was the person I loved and honored most in all the world, outside of my own household.

pedestalnounUS /ˈpedəstəl/

a support or foundation

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

permanentlyadverbUS /ˈpɜːrmənəntli/

for a long time without essential change

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

personnounUS /ˈpɜːrsən/

a human being

From this reading It was Aunt Mary's; and she was the person I loved and honored most in all the world, outside of my own household.

placedadjectiveUS /pleɪst/

situated in a particular spot or position

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

pleasurenounUS /ˈpleʒər/

a fundamental feeling that is hard to define but that people desire to experience

From this reading The first superscription I glanced at was in a handwriting that sent a thrill of pleasure through and through me.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading I put a match to my cigar, and just then the morning's mail was handed in.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

sentnounUS /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading The first superscription I glanced at was in a handwriting that sent a thrill of pleasure through and through me.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading It was Aunt Mary's; and she was the person I loved and honored most in all the world, outside of my own household.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

superscriptionnoun

an inscription written above something else

From this reading The first superscription I glanced at was in a handwriting that sent a thrill of pleasure through and through me.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The first superscription I glanced at was in a handwriting that sent a thrill of pleasure through and through me.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I put a match to my cigar, and just then the morning's mail was handed in.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading I put a match to my cigar, and just then the morning's mail was handed in.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

thrillnounUS /θrɪl/

the swift release of a store of affective force

From this reading The first superscription I glanced at was in a handwriting that sent a thrill of pleasure through and through me.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading The first superscription I glanced at was in a handwriting that sent a thrill of pleasure through and through me.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I put a match to my cigar, and just then the morning's mail was handed in.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I was feeling blithe, almost jocund.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading She had been my boyhood's idol; maturity, which is fatal to so many enchantments, had not been able to dislodge her from her pedestal; no, it had only justified her right to be there, and placed her dethronement permanently among the impossibilities.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading It was Aunt Mary's; and she was the person I loved and honored most in all the world, outside of my own household.

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