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Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Facts Concerning the Recent Carnival of is here in full — 222 sentences across 45 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Well, WE like it; that suffices.”
Do you do it with the honest intent to improve a man?”
That question produced a sarcastic smile, and this reply:
No, sir.
Excuse me.
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The Facts Concerning the Recent Carnival of

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Facts Concerning the Recent Carnival of is here in full — 222 sentences across 45 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/44 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Well, WE like it; that suffices.”
/wel wiː laɪk ɪt ðæt səˈfaɪsɪz/
Line 2
Do you do it with the honest intent to improve a man?”
/duː juː duː ɪt wɪð ðə ˈɑːnəst ˌɪnˈtent tuː ˌɪmˈpruːv ə mæn/
Line 3
That question produced a sarcastic smile, and this reply:
/ðæt ˈkwestʃən prəˈduːst ə sɑːrˈkæstɪk smaɪl ənd ðɪs rɪˈplaɪ/
Line 4
No, sir.
/noʊ sɜːr/
Line 5
Excuse me.
/ɪksˈkjuːs miː/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Excuse verb US /ɪksˈkjuːs/

accept an excuse for

From this reading “Excuse me.”

honest adjective US /ˈɑːnəst/

not disposed to cheat or defraud; not deceptive or fraudulent

From this reading ““Do you do it with the honest intent to improve a man?””

improve verb US /ˌɪmˈpruːv/

to make better

From this reading ““Do you do it with the honest intent to improve a man?””

intent noun US /ˌɪnˈtent/

an anticipated outcome that is intended or that guides your planned actions

From this reading ““Do you do it with the honest intent to improve a man?””

produced verb US /prəˈduːst/

past form of “produce” — bring forth or yield

From this reading “That question produced a sarcastic smile, and this reply:”

reply noun US /rɪˈplaɪ/

a statement (either spoken or written) that is made to reply to a question or request or criticism or accusation

From this reading “That question produced a sarcastic smile, and this reply:”

sarcastic adjective US /sɑːrˈkæstɪk/

expressing or expressive of ridicule that wounds

From this reading “That question produced a sarcastic smile, and this reply:”

suffices verb US /səˈfaɪsɪz/

third-person singular of “suffice” — be sufficient; be adequate, either in quality or quantity

From this reading ““Well, WE like it; that suffices.””

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “Do you do it with the honest intent to improve a man?”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading That question produced a sarcastic smile, and this reply:

Doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading “Do you do it with the honest intent to improve a man?”

ExcuseverbUS /ɪksˈkjuːs/

accept an excuse for

From this reading Excuse me.

honestadjectiveUS /ˈɑːnəst/

not disposed to cheat or defraud; not deceptive or fraudulent

From this reading “Do you do it with the honest intent to improve a man?”

improveverbUS /ˌɪmˈpruːv/

to make better

From this reading “Do you do it with the honest intent to improve a man?”

intentnounUS /ˌɪnˈtent/

an anticipated outcome that is intended or that guides your planned actions

From this reading “Do you do it with the honest intent to improve a man?”

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “Well, WE like it; that suffices.”

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading “Well, WE like it; that suffices.”

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading “Do you do it with the honest intent to improve a man?”

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Excuse me.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading “No, sir.

producedverbUS /prəˈduːst/

past form of “produce” — bring forth or yield

From this reading That question produced a sarcastic smile, and this reply:

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading That question produced a sarcastic smile, and this reply:

replynounUS /rɪˈplaɪ/

a statement (either spoken or written) that is made to reply to a question or request or criticism or accusation

From this reading That question produced a sarcastic smile, and this reply:

sarcasticadjectiveUS /sɑːrˈkæstɪk/

expressing or expressive of ridicule that wounds

From this reading That question produced a sarcastic smile, and this reply:

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading “No, sir.

smileverbUS /smaɪl/

change one's facial expression by spreading the lips, often to signal pleasure

From this reading That question produced a sarcastic smile, and this reply:

sufficesverbUS /səˈfaɪsɪz/

third-person singular of “suffice” — be sufficient; be adequate, either in quality or quantity

From this reading “Well, WE like it; that suffices.”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “Well, WE like it; that suffices.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Do you do it with the honest intent to improve a man?”

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading That question produced a sarcastic smile, and this reply:

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “Do you do it with the honest intent to improve a man?”

WEpronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading “Well, WE like it; that suffices.”

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading “Well, WE like it; that suffices.”

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “Do you do it with the honest intent to improve a man?”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Do you do it with the honest intent to improve a man?”

Chapter 2 of The Facts Concerning the Recent Carnival of by Mark Twain holds 222 sentences, grouped into 45 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 2 holds 222 sentences of The Facts Concerning the Recent Carnival of, unabridged, divided into 45 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in The Facts Concerning the Recent Carnival of

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