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The Fat of the Land

Chapter XV · Chapter 15

Chapter 15 of The Fat of the Land is here in full — 81 sentences across 17 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE DAIRYMAID Of course I had trouble in getting a dairymaid.
I was not looking for the bouncing, buxom, red-cheeked, arms-akimbo, butter-colored-hair sort.
I didn't care whether she were red-cheeked and bouncing or not, but for obvious reasons I didn't want her hair to be butter-colored.
What I did want was a woman who understood creamery processes, and who could and would make the very giltest of gilt-edged butter.
I commenced looking for my paragon in January.
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The Fat of the Land

Chapter XV · Chapter 15

Chapter 15 of The Fat of the Land is here in full — 81 sentences across 17 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/16 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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THE DAIRYMAID Of course I had trouble in getting a dairymaid.
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I was not looking for the bouncing, buxom, red-cheeked, arms-akimbo, butter-colored-hair sort.
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I didn't care whether she were red-cheeked and bouncing or not, but for obvious reasons I didn't want her hair to be butter-colored.
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What I did want was a woman who understood creamery processes, and who could and would make the very giltest of gilt-edged butter.
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I commenced looking for my paragon in January.
/aɪ kəˈmenst ˈlʊkɪŋ fɔːr maɪ ˈperəɡɑːn ɪn ˈdʒænjuːeri/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bouncing noun US /ˈbaʊnsɪŋ/

rebounding from an impact (or series of impacts)

From this reading “I was not looking for the bouncing, buxom, red-cheeked, arms-akimbo, butter-colored-hair sort.”

butter noun US /ˈbʌtər/

an edible emulsion of fat globules made by churning milk or cream; for cooking and table use

From this reading “I was not looking for the bouncing, buxom, red-cheeked, arms-akimbo, butter-colored-hair sort.”

buxom adjective US /ˈbʌksəm/

(of a woman's body) having a large bosom and pleasing curves

From this reading “I was not looking for the bouncing, buxom, red-cheeked, arms-akimbo, butter-colored-hair sort.”

creamery noun US /ˈkriːməri/

a workplace where dairy products (butter and cheese etc.) are produced or sold

From this reading “What I did want was a woman who understood creamery processes, and who could and would make the very giltest of gilt-edged butter.”

January noun US /ˈdʒænjuːeri/

the first month of the year; begins 10 days after the winter solstice

From this reading “I commenced looking for my paragon in January.”

obvious adjective US /ˈɑːbviəs/

easily perceived by the senses or grasped by the mind

From this reading “I didn't care whether she were red-cheeked and bouncing or not, but for obvious reasons I didn't want her hair to be butter-colored.”

paragon noun US /ˈperəɡɑːn/

an ideal instance; a perfect embodiment of a concept

From this reading “I commenced looking for my paragon in January.”

processes noun US /ˈprɑːsesəz/

plural of “process” — a particular course of action intended to achieve a result

From this reading “What I did want was a woman who understood creamery processes, and who could and would make the very giltest of gilt-edged butter.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading THE DAIRYMAID Of course I had trouble in getting a dairymaid.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I didn't care whether she were red-cheeked and bouncing or not, but for obvious reasons I didn't want her hair to be butter-colored.

arms-akimbo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I was not looking for the bouncing, buxom, red-cheeked, arms-akimbo, butter-colored-hair sort.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I didn't care whether she were red-cheeked and bouncing or not, but for obvious reasons I didn't want her hair to be butter-colored.

bouncingnounUS /ˈbaʊnsɪŋ/

rebounding from an impact (or series of impacts)

From this reading I was not looking for the bouncing, buxom, red-cheeked, arms-akimbo, butter-colored-hair sort.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I didn't care whether she were red-cheeked and bouncing or not, but for obvious reasons I didn't want her hair to be butter-colored.

butternounUS /ˈbʌtər/

an edible emulsion of fat globules made by churning milk or cream; for cooking and table use

From this reading What I did want was a woman who understood creamery processes, and who could and would make the very giltest of gilt-edged butter.

butter-colored

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I didn't care whether she were red-cheeked and bouncing or not, but for obvious reasons I didn't want her hair to be butter-colored.

butter-colored-hair

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I was not looking for the bouncing, buxom, red-cheeked, arms-akimbo, butter-colored-hair sort.

buxomadjectiveUS /ˈbʌksəm/

(of a woman's body) having a large bosom and pleasing curves

From this reading I was not looking for the bouncing, buxom, red-cheeked, arms-akimbo, butter-colored-hair sort.

carenounUS /ker/

the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading I didn't care whether she were red-cheeked and bouncing or not, but for obvious reasons I didn't want her hair to be butter-colored.

commencedverbUS /kəˈmenst/

past form of “commence” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading I commenced looking for my paragon in January.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading What I did want was a woman who understood creamery processes, and who could and would make the very giltest of gilt-edged butter.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading THE DAIRYMAID Of course I had trouble in getting a dairymaid.

creamerynounUS /ˈkriːməri/

a workplace where dairy products (butter and cheese etc.) are produced or sold

From this reading What I did want was a woman who understood creamery processes, and who could and would make the very giltest of gilt-edged butter.

DAIRYMAIDnoun

a woman who works in a dairy

From this reading THE DAIRYMAID Of course I had trouble in getting a dairymaid.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading What I did want was a woman who understood creamery processes, and who could and would make the very giltest of gilt-edged butter.

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I didn't care whether she were red-cheeked and bouncing or not, but for obvious reasons I didn't want her hair to be butter-colored.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I was not looking for the bouncing, buxom, red-cheeked, arms-akimbo, butter-colored-hair sort.

gettingnounUS /ˈɡetɪŋ/

the act of acquiring something

From this reading THE DAIRYMAID Of course I had trouble in getting a dairymaid.

gilt-edgedadjective

of the highest quality or value

From this reading What I did want was a woman who understood creamery processes, and who could and would make the very giltest of gilt-edged butter.

giltest

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading What I did want was a woman who understood creamery processes, and who could and would make the very giltest of gilt-edged butter.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading THE DAIRYMAID Of course I had trouble in getting a dairymaid.

hairnounUS /her/

a covering for the body (or parts of it) consisting of a dense growth of threadlike structures (as on the human head); helps to prevent heat loss

From this reading I didn't care whether she were red-cheeked and bouncing or not, but for obvious reasons I didn't want her hair to be butter-colored.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading I didn't care whether she were red-cheeked and bouncing or not, but for obvious reasons I didn't want her hair to be butter-colored.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading THE DAIRYMAID Of course I had trouble in getting a dairymaid.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading THE DAIRYMAID Of course I had trouble in getting a dairymaid.

JanuarynounUS /ˈdʒænjuːeri/

the first month of the year; begins 10 days after the winter solstice

From this reading I commenced looking for my paragon in January.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading I was not looking for the bouncing, buxom, red-cheeked, arms-akimbo, butter-colored-hair sort.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading What I did want was a woman who understood creamery processes, and who could and would make the very giltest of gilt-edged butter.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I commenced looking for my paragon in January.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I was not looking for the bouncing, buxom, red-cheeked, arms-akimbo, butter-colored-hair sort.

obviousadjectiveUS /ˈɑːbviəs/

easily perceived by the senses or grasped by the mind

From this reading I didn't care whether she were red-cheeked and bouncing or not, but for obvious reasons I didn't want her hair to be butter-colored.

OfprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE DAIRYMAID Of course I had trouble in getting a dairymaid.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading I didn't care whether she were red-cheeked and bouncing or not, but for obvious reasons I didn't want her hair to be butter-colored.

paragonnounUS /ˈperəɡɑːn/

an ideal instance; a perfect embodiment of a concept

From this reading I commenced looking for my paragon in January.

processesnounUS /ˈprɑːsesəz/

plural of “process” — a particular course of action intended to achieve a result

From this reading What I did want was a woman who understood creamery processes, and who could and would make the very giltest of gilt-edged butter.

reasonsnounUS /ˈriːzənz/

plural of “reason” — a rational motive for a belief or action

From this reading I didn't care whether she were red-cheeked and bouncing or not, but for obvious reasons I didn't want her hair to be butter-colored.

red-cheeked

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I was not looking for the bouncing, buxom, red-cheeked, arms-akimbo, butter-colored-hair sort.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I didn't care whether she were red-cheeked and bouncing or not, but for obvious reasons I didn't want her hair to be butter-colored.

sortnounUS /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading I was not looking for the bouncing, buxom, red-cheeked, arms-akimbo, butter-colored-hair sort.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE DAIRYMAID Of course I had trouble in getting a dairymaid.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I didn't care whether she were red-cheeked and bouncing or not, but for obvious reasons I didn't want her hair to be butter-colored.

troublenounUS /ˈtrʌbəl/

a source of difficulty

From this reading THE DAIRYMAID Of course I had trouble in getting a dairymaid.

understoodadjectiveUS /ˌʌndərˈstʊd/

fully apprehended as to purport or meaning or explanation

From this reading What I did want was a woman who understood creamery processes, and who could and would make the very giltest of gilt-edged butter.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading What I did want was a woman who understood creamery processes, and who could and would make the very giltest of gilt-edged butter.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading I didn't care whether she were red-cheeked and bouncing or not, but for obvious reasons I didn't want her hair to be butter-colored.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I was not looking for the bouncing, buxom, red-cheeked, arms-akimbo, butter-colored-hair sort.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading I didn't care whether she were red-cheeked and bouncing or not, but for obvious reasons I didn't want her hair to be butter-colored.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What I did want was a woman who understood creamery processes, and who could and would make the very giltest of gilt-edged butter.

whetherconjunctionUS /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading I didn't care whether she were red-cheeked and bouncing or not, but for obvious reasons I didn't want her hair to be butter-colored.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading What I did want was a woman who understood creamery processes, and who could and would make the very giltest of gilt-edged butter.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading What I did want was a woman who understood creamery processes, and who could and would make the very giltest of gilt-edged butter.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading What I did want was a woman who understood creamery processes, and who could and would make the very giltest of gilt-edged butter.

Chapter 15 of The Fat of the Land by John Williams Streeter holds 81 sentences, grouped into 17 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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