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The first of April
The first of April

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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POEM.
CELEBRATED DUTCHESS.
BY THE AUTHOR OF THE DIABOLIAD.
---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.
LONDON: Printed for J. Bew, No. 28, Paternoster-Row.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The first of April

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The first of April is here in full — 214 sentences across 43 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/42 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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POEM.
/ˈpoʊəm/
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CELEBRATED DUTCHESS.
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BY THE AUTHOR OF THE DIABOLIAD.
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---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.
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LONDON: Printed for J. Bew, No. 28, Paternoster-Row.

Learner Dictionary

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Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

author noun US /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading “BY THE AUTHOR OF THE DIABOLIAD.”

celebrated adjective US /ˈseləbreɪtɪd/

widely known and esteemed

From this reading “CELEBRATED DUTCHESS.”

dost auxiliary verb US /dɑːst/

an old form of “do”, used with “thou”

From this reading “---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.”

hast auxiliary verb US /hæst/

an old form of “have”, used with “thou”

From this reading “---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.”

poem noun US /ˈpoʊəm/

a composition written in metrical feet forming rhythmical lines

From this reading “POEM.”

Printed verb US /ˈprɪntɪd/

past form of “print” — put into print

From this reading “LONDON: Printed for J. Bew, No. 28, Paternoster-Row.”

shakespeare noun US /ˈʃeɪkspiːr/

English poet and dramatist considered one of the greatest English writers (1564-1616)

From this reading “---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.”

titles noun US /ˈtaɪtəlz/

plural of “title” — a heading that names a statute or legislative bill; may give a brief summary of the matters it deals with

From this reading “---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.”

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28

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From this reading LONDON: Printed for J. Bew, No. 28, Paternoster-Row.

ALLadjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading ---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.

AUTHORnounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading BY THE AUTHOR OF THE DIABOLIAD.

AWAYadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading ---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.

Bew

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From this reading LONDON: Printed for J. Bew, No. 28, Paternoster-Row.

BORNadjectiveUS /bɔːrn/

brought into existence

From this reading ---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.

BOYnounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading ---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.

BYprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading BY THE AUTHOR OF THE DIABOLIAD.

CALLverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading ---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.

CELEBRATEDadjectiveUS /ˈseləbreɪtɪd/

widely known and esteemed

From this reading CELEBRATED DUTCHESS.

DIABOLIAD

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From this reading BY THE AUTHOR OF THE DIABOLIAD.

DOSTauxiliary verbUS /dɑːst/

an old form of “do”, used with “thou”

From this reading ---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.

DUTCHESS

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From this reading CELEBRATED DUTCHESS.

FOOLnounUS /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading ---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading LONDON: Printed for J. Bew, No. 28, Paternoster-Row.

GIVENadjectiveUS /ˈɡɪvən/

acknowledged as a supposition

From this reading ---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.

HASTauxiliary verbUS /hæst/

an old form of “have”, used with “thou”

From this reading ---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.

JnounUS /dʒeɪ/

a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second

From this reading LONDON: Printed for J. Bew, No. 28, Paternoster-Row.

LONDONnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading LONDON: Printed for J. Bew, No. 28, Paternoster-Row.

MEpronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading ---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading LONDON: Printed for J. Bew, No. 28, Paternoster-Row.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading BY THE AUTHOR OF THE DIABOLIAD.

OTHERadjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading ---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.

Paternoster-Row

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading LONDON: Printed for J. Bew, No. 28, Paternoster-Row.

POEMnounUS /ˈpoʊəm/

a composition written in metrical feet forming rhythmical lines

From this reading POEM.

PrintedverbUS /ˈprɪntɪd/

past form of “print” — put into print

From this reading LONDON: Printed for J. Bew, No. 28, Paternoster-Row.

SHAKESPEAREnounUS /ˈʃeɪkspiːr/

English poet and dramatist considered one of the greatest English writers (1564-1616)

From this reading ---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.

THATconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading ---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading BY THE AUTHOR OF THE DIABOLIAD.

THOUpronounUS /ðaʊ/

an old word for “you”, as the subject, speaking to one person

From this reading ---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.

THYdeterminerUS /ðaɪ/

an old word for “your”, speaking to one person

From this reading ---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.

TITLESnounUS /ˈtaɪtəlz/

plural of “title” — a heading that names a statute or legislative bill; may give a brief summary of the matters it deals with

From this reading ---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.

WAST

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.

WITHprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading ---- DOST THOU CALL ME FOOL, BOY?-- ALL THY OTHER TITLES THOU HAST GIVEN AWAY THAT THOU WAST BORN WITH!-- SHAKESPEARE.

Chapter 1 of The first of April by William Combe holds 214 sentences, grouped into 43 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Celebrated
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Dutchess
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Author
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Diaboliad
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