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The Foolish Lovers

Chapter XVIII · Chapter 18

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"I'm going to tell you something," he continued, as if he had not said a word before.
"I've noticed human nature a good deal, and I think I know something about it.
There was a sketch we did once, called _The Twiddley Bits_.
It was written by the same chap that did _The Girl Who Gets Left_ ... he had a knack, that chap ... only he took to drink and died.
There was a joke in _The Twiddley Bits_ that went down everywhere.
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The Foolish Lovers

Chapter XVIII · Chapter 18

Chapter 18 of The Foolish Lovers is here in full — 381 sentences across 77 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/76 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"I'm going to tell you something," he continued, as if he had not said a word before.
Line 2
"I've noticed human nature a good deal, and I think I know something about it.
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There was a sketch we did once, called _The Twiddley Bits_.
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It was written by the same chap that did _The Girl Who Gets Left_ ... he had a knack, that chap ... only he took to drink and died.
/ɪt wɑːz ˈrɪtən baɪ ðə seɪm tʃæp ðæt dɪd ðə ɡɜːrl huː ɡets left hiː hæd ə næk ðæt tʃæp ˈoʊnli hiː tʊk tuː drɪŋk ənd daɪd/
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There was a joke in _The Twiddley Bits_ that went down everywhere.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Bits noun US /bɪts/

plural of “bit” — a small piece or quantity of something

chap noun US /tʃæp/

a boy or man

From this reading “It was written by the same chap that did _The Girl Who Gets Left_ ... he had a knack, that chap ... only he took to drink and died.”

everywhere adverb US /ˈevriwer/

to or in any or all places

From this reading “There was a joke in _The Twiddley Bits_ that went down everywhere.”

Gets noun US /ɡets/

plural of “get” — a return on a shot that seemed impossible to reach and would normally have resulted in a point for the opponent

From this reading “It was written by the same chap that did _The Girl Who Gets Left_ ... he had a knack, that chap ... only he took to drink and died.”

joke noun US /dʒoʊk/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading “There was a joke in _The Twiddley Bits_ that went down everywhere.”

knack noun US /næk/

a special way of doing something

From this reading “It was written by the same chap that did _The Girl Who Gets Left_ ... he had a knack, that chap ... only he took to drink and died.”

noticed adjective US /ˈnoʊtəst/

being perceived or observed

From this reading “"I've noticed human nature a good deal, and I think I know something about it.”

sketch noun US /sketʃ/

preliminary drawing for later elaboration

From this reading “There was a sketch we did once, called _The Twiddley Bits_.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "I'm going to tell you something," he continued, as if he had not said a word before.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading "I've noticed human nature a good deal, and I think I know something about it.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "I've noticed human nature a good deal, and I think I know something about it.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "I'm going to tell you something," he continued, as if he had not said a word before.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading "I'm going to tell you something," he continued, as if he had not said a word before.

BitsnounUS /bɪts/

plural of “bit” — a small piece or quantity of something

From this reading There was a sketch we did once, called _The Twiddley Bits_.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading It was written by the same chap that did _The Girl Who Gets Left_ ... he had a knack, that chap ... only he took to drink and died.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading There was a sketch we did once, called _The Twiddley Bits_.

chapnounUS /tʃæp/

a boy or man

From this reading It was written by the same chap that did _The Girl Who Gets Left_ ... he had a knack, that chap ... only he took to drink and died.

continuedadjectiveUS /kənˈtɪnjuːd/

without stop or interruption

From this reading "I'm going to tell you something," he continued, as if he had not said a word before.

dealverbUS /diːl/

act on verbally or in some form of artistic expression

From this reading "I've noticed human nature a good deal, and I think I know something about it.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading There was a sketch we did once, called _The Twiddley Bits_.

diedverbUS /daɪd/

past form of “die” — pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading It was written by the same chap that did _The Girl Who Gets Left_ ... he had a knack, that chap ... only he took to drink and died.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading There was a joke in _The Twiddley Bits_ that went down everywhere.

drinkverbUS /drɪŋk/

take in liquids

From this reading It was written by the same chap that did _The Girl Who Gets Left_ ... he had a knack, that chap ... only he took to drink and died.

everywhereadverbUS /ˈevriwer/

to or in any or all places

From this reading There was a joke in _The Twiddley Bits_ that went down everywhere.

GetsnounUS /ɡets/

plural of “get” — a return on a shot that seemed impossible to reach and would normally have resulted in a point for the opponent

From this reading It was written by the same chap that did _The Girl Who Gets Left_ ... he had a knack, that chap ... only he took to drink and died.

GirlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading It was written by the same chap that did _The Girl Who Gets Left_ ... he had a knack, that chap ... only he took to drink and died.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading "I'm going to tell you something," he continued, as if he had not said a word before.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading "I've noticed human nature a good deal, and I think I know something about it.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "I'm going to tell you something," he continued, as if he had not said a word before.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "I'm going to tell you something," he continued, as if he had not said a word before.

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading "I've noticed human nature a good deal, and I think I know something about it.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I've noticed human nature a good deal, and I think I know something about it.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I'm going to tell you something," he continued, as if he had not said a word before.

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I've noticed human nature a good deal, and I think I know something about it.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "I'm going to tell you something," he continued, as if he had not said a word before.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading There was a joke in _The Twiddley Bits_ that went down everywhere.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "I've noticed human nature a good deal, and I think I know something about it.

jokenounUS /dʒoʊk/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading There was a joke in _The Twiddley Bits_ that went down everywhere.

knacknounUS /næk/

a special way of doing something

From this reading It was written by the same chap that did _The Girl Who Gets Left_ ... he had a knack, that chap ... only he took to drink and died.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "I've noticed human nature a good deal, and I think I know something about it.

LeftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading It was written by the same chap that did _The Girl Who Gets Left_ ... he had a knack, that chap ... only he took to drink and died.

naturenounUS /ˈneɪtʃər/

the essential qualities or characteristics by which something is recognized

From this reading "I've noticed human nature a good deal, and I think I know something about it.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "I'm going to tell you something," he continued, as if he had not said a word before.

noticedadjectiveUS /ˈnoʊtəst/

being perceived or observed

From this reading "I've noticed human nature a good deal, and I think I know something about it.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading There was a sketch we did once, called _The Twiddley Bits_.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading It was written by the same chap that did _The Girl Who Gets Left_ ... he had a knack, that chap ... only he took to drink and died.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "I'm going to tell you something," he continued, as if he had not said a word before.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading It was written by the same chap that did _The Girl Who Gets Left_ ... he had a knack, that chap ... only he took to drink and died.

sketchnounUS /sketʃ/

preliminary drawing for later elaboration

From this reading There was a sketch we did once, called _The Twiddley Bits_.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading "I'm going to tell you something," he continued, as if he had not said a word before.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading "I'm going to tell you something," he continued, as if he had not said a word before.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It was written by the same chap that did _The Girl Who Gets Left_ ... he had a knack, that chap ... only he took to drink and died.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading There was a sketch we did once, called _The Twiddley Bits_.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There was a sketch we did once, called _The Twiddley Bits_.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading "I've noticed human nature a good deal, and I think I know something about it.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "I'm going to tell you something," he continued, as if he had not said a word before.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading It was written by the same chap that did _The Girl Who Gets Left_ ... he had a knack, that chap ... only he took to drink and died.

Twiddley

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There was a sketch we did once, called _The Twiddley Bits_.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading There was a sketch we did once, called _The Twiddley Bits_.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading There was a sketch we did once, called _The Twiddley Bits_.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading There was a joke in _The Twiddley Bits_ that went down everywhere.

WhopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading It was written by the same chap that did _The Girl Who Gets Left_ ... he had a knack, that chap ... only he took to drink and died.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading "I'm going to tell you something," he continued, as if he had not said a word before.

writtenadjectiveUS /ˈrɪtən/

set down in writing in any of various ways

From this reading It was written by the same chap that did _The Girl Who Gets Left_ ... he had a knack, that chap ... only he took to drink and died.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "I'm going to tell you something," he continued, as if he had not said a word before.

Chapter 18 of The Foolish Lovers by St. John G. (St. John Greer) Ervine holds 381 sentences, grouped into 77 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 18 holds 381 sentences of The Foolish Lovers, unabridged, divided into 77 reading sections.

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