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The Funny Philosophers
The Funny Philosophers

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Funny Philosophers is here in full — 288 sentences across 58 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Chapter 1 of The Funny Philosophers by George Yellott holds 288 sentences, grouped into 58 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 288 sentences of The Funny Philosophers, unabridged, divided into 58 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in The Funny Philosophers

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Funny Philosophers, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Great-grandfather
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Philosopher
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Descendants
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Allowed
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"My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?
I tell you that Sir Isaac Newton was mistaken.
There is no such thing as the attraction of gravitation."
This was said by Toney Belton, a young lawyer, in reply to his friend Tom Seddon, a junior member of the same profession.
They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.
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The Funny Philosophers

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Funny Philosophers is here in full — 288 sentences across 58 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/58 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?
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I tell you that Sir Isaac Newton was mistaken.
Line 3
There is no such thing as the attraction of gravitation."
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This was said by Toney Belton, a young lawyer, in reply to his friend Tom Seddon, a junior member of the same profession.
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They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

About preposition US /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading “They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.”

Same adjective US /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading “This was said by Toney Belton, a young lawyer, in reply to his friend Tom Seddon, a junior member of the same profession.”

Themselves pronoun US /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading “"My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?”

All words in this reading · 73

Every word is available to listen to. Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

allowed

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From this reading "My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading There is no such thing as the attraction of gravitation."

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

attraction

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There is no such thing as the attraction of gravitation."

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?

Bella

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From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

Belton

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading This was said by Toney Belton, a young lawyer, in reply to his friend Tom Seddon, a junior member of the same profession.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading This was said by Toney Belton, a young lawyer, in reply to his friend Tom Seddon, a junior member of the same profession.

cogitating

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?

descendants

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From this reading "My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?

friend

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From this reading This was said by Toney Belton, a young lawyer, in reply to his friend Tom Seddon, a junior member of the same profession.

gazing

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From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

gravitation

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There is no such thing as the attraction of gravitation."

great-grandfather

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

heavens

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?

hotel

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I tell you that Sir Isaac Newton was mistaken.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading This was said by Toney Belton, a young lawyer, in reply to his friend Tom Seddon, a junior member of the same profession.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading There is no such thing as the attraction of gravitation."

Isaac

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I tell you that Sir Isaac Newton was mistaken.

junior

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From this reading This was said by Toney Belton, a young lawyer, in reply to his friend Tom Seddon, a junior member of the same profession.

lawyer

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading This was said by Toney Belton, a young lawyer, in reply to his friend Tom Seddon, a junior member of the same profession.

made

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From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

member

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading This was said by Toney Belton, a young lawyer, in reply to his friend Tom Seddon, a junior member of the same profession.

mistaken

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I tell you that Sir Isaac Newton was mistaken.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?

Newton

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I tell you that Sir Isaac Newton was mistaken.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading There is no such thing as the attraction of gravitation."

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

philosopher

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?

privilege

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?

profession

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading This was said by Toney Belton, a young lawyer, in reply to his friend Tom Seddon, a junior member of the same profession.

remark

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

reply

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading This was said by Toney Belton, a young lawyer, in reply to his friend Tom Seddon, a junior member of the same profession.

revelations

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

said

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading This was said by Toney Belton, a young lawyer, in reply to his friend Tom Seddon, a junior member of the same profession.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading This was said by Toney Belton, a young lawyer, in reply to his friend Tom Seddon, a junior member of the same profession.

science

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

seated

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

Seddon

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading This was said by Toney Belton, a young lawyer, in reply to his friend Tom Seddon, a junior member of the same profession.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading "My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?

Sir

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I tell you that Sir Isaac Newton was mistaken.

some

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

starry

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading There is no such thing as the attraction of gravitation."

tell

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I tell you that Sir Isaac Newton was mistaken.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I tell you that Sir Isaac Newton was mistaken.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?

themselvespronounUS /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading "My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?

There

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There is no such thing as the attraction of gravitation."

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

thing

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There is no such thing as the attraction of gravitation."

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This was said by Toney Belton, a young lawyer, in reply to his friend Tom Seddon, a junior member of the same profession.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading This was said by Toney Belton, a young lawyer, in reply to his friend Tom Seddon, a junior member of the same profession.

Tom

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading This was said by Toney Belton, a young lawyer, in reply to his friend Tom Seddon, a junior member of the same profession.

Toney

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From this reading This was said by Toney Belton, a young lawyer, in reply to his friend Tom Seddon, a junior member of the same profession.

town

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

veranda

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

Vista

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

why

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "My great-grandfather was a philosopher, and why should not his descendants be allowed the privilege of cogitating for themselves?

wonderful

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They were seated on the veranda of a hotel in the town of Bella Vista, gazing at the starry heavens; and Tom had made some remark about the wonderful revelations of science.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I tell you that Sir Isaac Newton was mistaken.

young

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading This was said by Toney Belton, a young lawyer, in reply to his friend Tom Seddon, a junior member of the same profession.