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The Funny Philosophers

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of The Funny Philosophers is here in full — 67 sentences across 14 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Chapter 2 of The Funny Philosophers by George Yellott holds 67 sentences, grouped into 14 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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The excitement occasioned by the terrific combat in the ball-room was intense.
On the following morning groups of anxious persons were discussing the probability of a duel between Bragg and Botts.
There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.
Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.
"Good-morning, Mr. Pate.
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The Funny Philosophers

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of The Funny Philosophers is here in full — 67 sentences across 14 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/14 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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The excitement occasioned by the terrific combat in the ball-room was intense.
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On the following morning groups of anxious persons were discussing the probability of a duel between Bragg and Botts.
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There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.
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Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.
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"Good-morning, Mr. Pate.

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About preposition US /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading “Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.”

Been auxiliary verb US /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading “There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.”

Between preposition US /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading “On the following morning groups of anxious persons were discussing the probability of a duel between Bragg and Botts.”

These determiner US /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading “There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.”

Whose determiner US /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading “Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading On the following morning groups of anxious persons were discussing the probability of a duel between Bragg and Botts.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading On the following morning groups of anxious persons were discussing the probability of a duel between Bragg and Botts.

anxiety

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

anxious

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From this reading On the following morning groups of anxious persons were discussing the probability of a duel between Bragg and Botts.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

ball-room

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From this reading The excitement occasioned by the terrific combat in the ball-room was intense.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading On the following morning groups of anxious persons were discussing the probability of a duel between Bragg and Botts.

blows

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From this reading There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.

Botts

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From this reading On the following morning groups of anxious persons were discussing the probability of a duel between Bragg and Botts.

Bragg

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From this reading On the following morning groups of anxious persons were discussing the probability of a duel between Bragg and Botts.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading The excitement occasioned by the terrific combat in the ball-room was intense.

cigars

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

combat

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From this reading The excitement occasioned by the terrific combat in the ball-room was intense.

conversing

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

countenance

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

discussing

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From this reading On the following morning groups of anxious persons were discussing the probability of a duel between Bragg and Botts.

door

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

duel

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From this reading On the following morning groups of anxious persons were discussing the probability of a duel between Bragg and Botts.

entry

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

evening

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

events

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

excitement

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From this reading The excitement occasioned by the terrific combat in the ball-room was intense.

followed

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

following

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From this reading On the following morning groups of anxious persons were discussing the probability of a duel between Bragg and Botts.

former

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

general

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From this reading There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.

gentleman

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

gentlemen

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From this reading There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.

Good-morning

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From this reading "Good-morning, Mr. Pate.

great

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

groups

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From this reading On the following morning groups of anxious persons were discussing the probability of a duel between Bragg and Botts.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.

harsh

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From this reading There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

hostile

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From this reading There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The excitement occasioned by the terrific combat in the ball-room was intense.

indicated

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

inevitable

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From this reading There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.

intense

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From this reading The excitement occasioned by the terrific combat in the ball-room was intense.

interchange

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From this reading There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.

knock

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

language

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From this reading There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.

meeting

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From this reading There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.

mental

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

morning

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From this reading On the following morning groups of anxious persons were discussing the probability of a duel between Bragg and Botts.

Mr

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From this reading "Good-morning, Mr. Pate.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.

occasioned

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From this reading The excitement occasioned by the terrific combat in the ball-room was intense.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading On the following morning groups of anxious persons were discussing the probability of a duel between Bragg and Botts.

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading On the following morning groups of anxious persons were discussing the probability of a duel between Bragg and Botts.

only

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From this reading There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.

opinion

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From this reading There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.

Pate

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From this reading "Good-morning, Mr. Pate.

persons

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From this reading On the following morning groups of anxious persons were discussing the probability of a duel between Bragg and Botts.

preceding

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

probability

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From this reading On the following morning groups of anxious persons were discussing the probability of a duel between Bragg and Botts.

puffing

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

room

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

sitting

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

terrific

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From this reading The excitement occasioned by the terrific combat in the ball-room was intense.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The excitement occasioned by the terrific combat in the ball-room was intense.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

There

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From this reading There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading There had been an interchange not only of harsh language but of blows between these gentlemen, and it was the general opinion that a hostile meeting was inevitable.

Tom

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

Toney

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

troubled

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

very

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From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The excitement occasioned by the terrific combat in the ball-room was intense.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading On the following morning groups of anxious persons were discussing the probability of a duel between Bragg and Botts.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.

whosedeterminerUS /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading Toney and Tom were sitting in the room of the former, puffing their cigars, and conversing about the events of the preceding evening, when there was a knock at the door, followed by the entry of a gentleman whose countenance indicated that he was troubled by very great mental anxiety.