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The Funny Philosophers

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of The Funny Philosophers is here in full — 235 sentences across 47 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.
"None more so," said Belton.
"Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.
It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."
"To what order do you allude?"
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The Funny Philosophers

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of The Funny Philosophers is here in full — 235 sentences across 47 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/47 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.
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"None more so," said Belton.
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"Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.
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It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."
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"To what order do you allude?"

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Benevolence noun US /bəˈnev.əl.əns/

The quality of being well meaning; kindness and generosity. (Lòng nhân ái, sự nhân từ độ lượng.)

From this reading “It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."”

Has auxiliary verb US /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “"Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.”

Mind noun US /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading “It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."”

None pronoun US /nʌn/

not one, and not any

From this reading “"None more so," said Belton.”

Secret noun US /ˈsiː.krət/

Something that is kept or meant to be kept unknown or unseen by others.

From this reading “It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

activity

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From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

allude

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From this reading "To what order do you allude?"

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

annals

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From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

become

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From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

Belton

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From this reading "None more so," said Belton.

benefactors

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From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

benevolencenounUS /bəˈnev.əl.əns/

The quality of being well meaning; kindness and generosity. (Lòng nhân ái, sự nhân từ độ lượng.)

From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

benevolent

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From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

caused

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From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

composition

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From this reading "Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.

controlled

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From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

day

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From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

departure

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From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

disposition

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From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "To what order do you allude?"

extraordinary

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From this reading "Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.

founder

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From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

friend

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From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

genius

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From this reading "Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

human

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From this reading "Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.

humane

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From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

illustrious

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From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

kindness

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From this reading "Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.

make

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From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

man

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From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

milk

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From this reading "Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

more

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From this reading "None more so," said Belton.

Mr

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From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

name

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From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

NonepronounUS /nʌn/

not one, and not any

From this reading "None more so," said Belton.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.

order

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From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

originality

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From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

Pate

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From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

peacemaker

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From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

quantity

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From this reading "Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.

race

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From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

remarkable

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From this reading "Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.

said

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From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

secretnounUS /ˈsiː.krət/

Something that is kept or meant to be kept unknown or unseen by others.

From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

Seddon

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From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

seems

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From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "None more so," said Belton.

some

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From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

taken

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From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading "Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

vast

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From this reading "Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.

very

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From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "To what order do you allude?"

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading "Pate is not more remarkable for his extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human kindness which he has in his composition.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading It was the activity and originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order, which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the benefactors of the human race."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "To what order do you allude?"

YourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man," said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.