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The Funny Philosophers

Chapter V

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Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.
"Mr. Botts," he exclaimed, "I have just had an interview with Mr. Belton, the friend of Captain Bragg."
"Captain Bragg then accepts the challenge?" said Botts.
"Of course he does," said Wiggins, "and we have agreed upon the terms."
"What time does Bragg propose for the meeting?"
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The Funny Philosophers

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of The Funny Philosophers is here in full — 141 sentences across 29 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/28 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.
Line 2
"Mr. Botts," he exclaimed, "I have just had an interview with Mr. Belton, the friend of Captain Bragg."
Line 3
"Captain Bragg then accepts the challenge?" said Botts.
Line 4
"Of course he does," said Wiggins, "and we have agreed upon the terms."
Line 5
"What time does Bragg propose for the meeting?"
/wʌt taɪm dʌz bræɡ prəˈpoʊz fɔːr ðə ˈmiːtɪŋ/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

accepts verb US /ækˈsepts/

third-person singular of “accept” — consider or hold as true

From this reading “"Captain Bragg then accepts the challenge?" said Botts.”

agitation noun US /ˌædʒəˈteɪʃən/

a mental state of extreme emotional disturbance

From this reading “Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.”

Bragg noun US /bræɡ/

Confederate general during the American Civil War who was defeated by Grant in the battle of Chattanooga (1817-1876)

From this reading “"Mr. Botts," he exclaimed, "I have just had an interview with Mr. Belton, the friend of Captain Bragg."”

challenge verb US /ˈtʃæləndʒ/

take exception to

From this reading “"Captain Bragg then accepts the challenge?" said Botts.”

corridor noun US /ˈkɔːrədər/

an enclosed passageway; rooms usually open onto it

From this reading “Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.”

footsteps noun US /ˈfʊtsteps/

plural of “footstep” — the sound of a step of someone walking

From this reading “Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.”

propose verb US /prəˈpoʊz/

make a proposal, declare a plan for something

From this reading “"What time does Bragg propose for the meeting?"”

snatched verb US /snætʃt/

past form of “snatch” — to grasp hastily or eagerly

From this reading “Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

extreme agitation adjective + noun

In this reading “Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.”

snatched up verb + adjective counted as “snatch up”

to grasp hastily or eagerly

In this reading “Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.”

interview with verb + particle

In this reading “"Mr. Botts," he exclaimed, "I have just had an interview with Mr. Belton, the friend of Captain Bragg."”

Of course preposition + noun

as might be expected

In this reading “"Of course he does," said Wiggins, "and we have agreed upon the terms."”

in the corridor preposition + article + noun counted as “in … corridor”

In this reading “Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.”

into the presence preposition + article + noun counted as “into … presence”

In this reading “Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.”

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acceptsverbUS /ækˈsepts/

third-person singular of “accept” — consider or hold as true

From this reading "Captain Bragg then accepts the challenge?" said Botts.

agitationnounUS /ˌædʒəˈteɪʃən/

a mental state of extreme emotional disturbance

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

agreedadjectiveUS /əˈɡriːd/

united by being of the same opinion

From this reading "Of course he does," said Wiggins, "and we have agreed upon the terms."

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "Mr. Botts," he exclaimed, "I have just had an interview with Mr. Belton, the friend of Captain Bragg."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

Belton

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Mr. Botts," he exclaimed, "I have just had an interview with Mr. Belton, the friend of Captain Bragg."

Belton's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

Botts

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Mr. Botts," he exclaimed, "I have just had an interview with Mr. Belton, the friend of Captain Bragg."

BraggnounUS /bræɡ/

Confederate general during the American Civil War who was defeated by Grant in the battle of Chattanooga (1817-1876)

From this reading "Mr. Botts," he exclaimed, "I have just had an interview with Mr. Belton, the friend of Captain Bragg."

CaptainnounUS /ˈkæptən/

an officer holding a rank below a major but above a lieutenant

From this reading "Mr. Botts," he exclaimed, "I have just had an interview with Mr. Belton, the friend of Captain Bragg."

ceasedverbUS /siːst/

past form of “cease” — put an end to a state or an activity

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

challengeverbUS /ˈtʃæləndʒ/

take exception to

From this reading "Captain Bragg then accepts the challenge?" said Botts.

corridornounUS /ˈkɔːrədər/

an enclosed passageway; rooms usually open onto it

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading "Of course he does," said Wiggins, "and we have agreed upon the terms."

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Of course he does," said Wiggins, "and we have agreed upon the terms."

exclaimedverbUS /ɪkˈskleɪmd/

past form of “exclaim” — utter aloud; often with surprise, horror, or joy

From this reading "Mr. Botts," he exclaimed, "I have just had an interview with Mr. Belton, the friend of Captain Bragg."

extremeadjectiveUS /ekˈstriːm/

of the greatest possible degree or extent or intensity

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

footstepsnounUS /ˈfʊtsteps/

plural of “footstep” — the sound of a step of someone walking

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "What time does Bragg propose for the meeting?"

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading "Mr. Botts," he exclaimed, "I have just had an interview with Mr. Belton, the friend of Captain Bragg."

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

HardlyadverbUS /ˈhɑːrdli/

only a very short time before

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

hatnounUS /hæt/

headdress that protects the head from bad weather; has shaped crown and usually a brim

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "Mr. Botts," he exclaimed, "I have just had an interview with Mr. Belton, the friend of Captain Bragg."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Mr. Botts," he exclaimed, "I have just had an interview with Mr. Belton, the friend of Captain Bragg."

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

hurriedadjectiveUS /ˈhɜːrid/

moving rapidly or performed quickly or in great haste

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Mr. Botts," he exclaimed, "I have just had an interview with Mr. Belton, the friend of Captain Bragg."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

interviewverbUS /ˈɪntərvjuː/

conduct an interview in television, newspaper, and radio reporting

From this reading "Mr. Botts," he exclaimed, "I have just had an interview with Mr. Belton, the friend of Captain Bragg."

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading "Mr. Botts," he exclaimed, "I have just had an interview with Mr. Belton, the friend of Captain Bragg."

meetingnounUS /ˈmiːtɪŋ/

a formally arranged gathering

From this reading "What time does Bragg propose for the meeting?"

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading "Mr. Botts," he exclaimed, "I have just had an interview with Mr. Belton, the friend of Captain Bragg."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

presencenounUS /ˈprezəns/

the state of being present; current existence

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

principalnounUS /ˈprɪnsəpəl/

the original amount of a debt on which interest is calculated

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

proposeverbUS /prəˈpoʊz/

make a proposal, declare a plan for something

From this reading "What time does Bragg propose for the meeting?"

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Captain Bragg then accepts the challenge?" said Botts.

snatchedverbUS /snætʃt/

past form of “snatch” — to grasp hastily or eagerly

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

soundnounUS /saʊnd/

the particular auditory effect produced by a given cause

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

termsnounUS /tɜːrmz/

status with respect to the relations between people or groups

From this reading "Of course he does," said Wiggins, "and we have agreed upon the terms."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading "Captain Bragg then accepts the challenge?" said Botts.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading "What time does Bragg propose for the meeting?"

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

Toney

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading "Of course he does," said Wiggins, "and we have agreed upon the terms."

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading "Of course he does," said Wiggins, "and we have agreed upon the terms."

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "What time does Bragg propose for the meeting?"

Wiggins

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Hardly had Toney Belton's footsteps ceased to sound in the corridor before Wiggins snatched up his hat and hurried into the presence of his principal in extreme agitation.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "Mr. Botts," he exclaimed, "I have just had an interview with Mr. Belton, the friend of Captain Bragg."

Chapter 5 of The Funny Philosophers by George Yellott holds 141 sentences, grouped into 29 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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