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The Funny Philosophers

Chapter VII

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It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."
The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.
Toney and Tom were also astonished at the sudden and strange appearance of the missing man.
After a moment of silence, Belton said,-- "Where did you come from?"
"From the bottom of a well," said an Irishman.
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The Funny Philosophers

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of The Funny Philosophers is here in full — 88 sentences across 18 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/17 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."
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The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.
/ðə ˈplækərdz ɪn wɪtʃ hiː wɑːz əˈbaʊt tuː duːm hɪz æbˈskɑːndɪŋ ˈædvərseri tuː ɪˈtɜːrnəl ˈɪnfəmi drɑːpt frʌm hɪz hænd ənd wɜːr pɪkt ʌp baɪ ə bɔɪ ənd kənˈvɜːrtɪd ˈɪntuː ðə teɪl fɔːr ə kaɪt/
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Toney and Tom were also astonished at the sudden and strange appearance of the missing man.
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After a moment of silence, Belton said,-- "Where did you come from?"
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"From the bottom of a well," said an Irishman.
/frʌm ðə ˈbɑːtəm ʌv ə wel sed æn ˈaɪrɪʃmən/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

absconding verb US /æbˈskɑːndɪŋ/

-ing form of “abscond” — run away; usually includes taking something or somebody along

From this reading “The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.”

adversary noun US /ˈædvərseri/

someone who offers opposition

From this reading “The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.”

Bragg noun US /bræɡ/

Confederate general during the American Civil War who was defeated by Grant in the battle of Chattanooga (1817-1876)

From this reading “It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."”

infamy noun US /ˈɪnfəmi/

a state of extreme dishonor

From this reading “The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.”

issuing noun US /ˈɪʃuːɪŋ/

the act of providing an item for general use or for official purposes (usually in quantity)

From this reading “It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."”

kite noun US /kaɪt/

a bank check that has been fraudulently altered to increase its face value

From this reading “The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.”

placards noun US /ˈplækərdz/

plural of “placard” — a sign posted in a public place as an advertisement

From this reading “The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.”

slimy adjective US /ˈslaɪmi/

covered with or resembling slime

From this reading “It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

picked up verb + adjective counted as “pick up”

take and lift upward

In this reading “The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.”

converted into verb + particle counted as “convert into”

In this reading “The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.”

After a moment preposition + article + noun counted as “after … moment”

In this reading “After a moment of silence, Belton said,-- "Where did you come from?"”

strange appearance adjective + noun

In this reading “Toney and Tom were also astonished at the sudden and strange appearance of the missing man.”

From the bottom preposition + article + noun counted as “from … bottom”

In this reading “"From the bottom of a well," said an Irishman.”

dropped from verb + particle counted as “drop from”

In this reading “The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.”

come from verb + particle

In this reading “After a moment of silence, Belton said,-- "Where did you come from?"”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

abscondingverbUS /æbˈskɑːndɪŋ/

-ing form of “abscond” — run away; usually includes taking something or somebody along

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

adversarynounUS /ˈædvərseri/

someone who offers opposition

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

AfterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading After a moment of silence, Belton said,-- "Where did you come from?"

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading Toney and Tom were also astonished at the sudden and strange appearance of the missing man.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

amazementnounUS /əˈmeɪzmənt/

the feeling that accompanies something extremely surprising

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "From the bottom of a well," said an Irishman.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

appearancenounUS /əˈpɪrəns/

outward or visible aspect of a person or thing

From this reading Toney and Tom were also astonished at the sudden and strange appearance of the missing man.

astonishedadjectiveUS /əˈstɑːnɪʃt/

filled with the emotional impact of overwhelming surprise or shock

From this reading Toney and Tom were also astonished at the sudden and strange appearance of the missing man.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Toney and Tom were also astonished at the sudden and strange appearance of the missing man.

beheldverbUS /biˈheld/

inflected form of “behold” — see with attention

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

Belton

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading After a moment of silence, Belton said,-- "Where did you come from?"

bottomnounUS /ˈbɑːtəm/

the lower side of anything

From this reading "From the bottom of a well," said an Irishman.

Botts

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From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

BraggnounUS /bræɡ/

Confederate general during the American Civil War who was defeated by Grant in the battle of Chattanooga (1817-1876)

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

CaptainnounUS /ˈkæptən/

an officer holding a rank below a major but above a lieutenant

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading After a moment of silence, Belton said,-- "Where did you come from?"

continuallyadverbUS /kənˈtɪnjuːəli/

seemingly without interruption

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

convertedverbUS /kənˈvɜːrtɪd/

past form of “convert” — change from one system to another or to a new plan or policy

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

describeverbUS /dɪˈskraɪb/

give a description of

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading After a moment of silence, Belton said,-- "Where did you come from?"

doomverbUS /duːm/

decree or designate beforehand

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

droppedverbUS /drɑːpt/

inflected form of “drop” — let fall to the ground

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

eternaladjectiveUS /ɪˈtɜːrnəl/

continuing forever or indefinitely

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

figurenounUS /ˈfɪɡjər/

a diagram or picture illustrating textual material

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

infamynounUS /ˈɪnfəmi/

a state of extreme dishonor

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

IrishmannounUS /ˈaɪrɪʃmən/

a man who is a native or inhabitant of Ireland

From this reading "From the bottom of a well," said an Irishman.

issuingnounUS /ˈɪʃuːɪŋ/

the act of providing an item for general use or for official purposes (usually in quantity)

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

kitenounUS /kaɪt/

a bank check that has been fraudulently altered to increase its face value

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

languagenounUS /ˈlæŋɡwədʒ/

a systematic means of communicating by the use of sounds or conventional symbols

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

lipsnounUS /lɪps/

plural of “lip” — either of two fleshy folds of tissue that surround the mouth and play a role in speaking

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Toney and Tom were also astonished at the sudden and strange appearance of the missing man.

missingadjectiveUS /ˈmɪsɪŋ/

not able to be found

From this reading Toney and Tom were also astonished at the sudden and strange appearance of the missing man.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading After a moment of silence, Belton said,-- "Where did you come from?"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

perfectionnounUS /pərˈfekʃən/

the state of being without a flaw or defect

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

pickedverbUS /pɪkt/

past form of “pick” — select carefully from a group

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

placardsnounUS /ˈplækərdz/

plural of “placard” — a sign posted in a public place as an advertisement

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

powersnounUS /ˈpaʊərz/

plural of “power” — possession of controlling influence

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

requireverbUS /ˌriːˈkwaɪər/

require as useful, just, or proper

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading After a moment of silence, Belton said,-- "Where did you come from?"

sayingnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋ/

a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

silencenounUS /ˈsaɪ.ləns/

Complete absence of sound; a state of quietness and stillness.

From this reading After a moment of silence, Belton said,-- "Where did you come from?"

slimyadjectiveUS /ˈslaɪmi/

covered with or resembling slime

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

strangeadjectiveUS /streɪndʒ/

being definitely out of the ordinary and unexpected; slightly odd or even a bit weird

From this reading Toney and Tom were also astonished at the sudden and strange appearance of the missing man.

suddenadjectiveUS /ˈsʌdən/

happening without warning or in a short space of time

From this reading Toney and Tom were also astonished at the sudden and strange appearance of the missing man.

sworeverbUS /swɔːr/

inflected form of “swear” — utter obscenities or profanities

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

tailnounUS /teɪl/

the posterior part of the body of a vertebrate especially when elongated and extending beyond the trunk or main part of the body

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

TomnounUS /tɑːm/

male cat

From this reading Toney and Tom were also astonished at the sudden and strange appearance of the missing man.

Toney

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From this reading Toney and Tom were also astonished at the sudden and strange appearance of the missing man.

uglyadjectiveUS /ˈʌɡli/

displeasing to the senses

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

voicenounUS /vɔɪs/

the distinctive quality or pitch or condition of a person's speech

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "From the bottom of a well," said an Irishman.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

WhereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading After a moment of silence, Belton said,-- "Where did you come from?"

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The placards, in which he was about to doom his absconding adversary to eternal infamy, dropped from his hand, and were picked up by a boy, and converted into the tail for a kite.

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading It would require the perfection of language to describe the amazement of Captain Bragg when he beheld a slimy figure, looking like one of the powers by whom he continually swore, and heard a voice issuing from its ugly lips, and saying "I am Botts."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading After a moment of silence, Belton said,-- "Where did you come from?"

Chapter 7 of The Funny Philosophers by George Yellott holds 88 sentences, grouped into 18 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 7 of The Funny Philosophers contain?

Chapter 7 holds 88 sentences of The Funny Philosophers, unabridged, divided into 18 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 7 of The Funny Philosophers by George Yellott exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 88 sentences, grouped into 18 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Is this the complete text of The Funny Philosophers?

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How long does The Funny Philosophers take to read?

About 498 minutes of reading across 1197 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in The Funny Philosophers

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Funny Philosophers, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Great-grandfather
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Funny Philosophers; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Philosopher
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Funny Philosophers; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Descendants
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Funny Philosophers; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Allowed
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