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The Funny Philosophers
The Funny Philosophers

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of The Funny Philosophers is here in full — 63 sentences across 13 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Chapter 8 of The Funny Philosophers by George Yellott holds 63 sentences, grouped into 13 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 8 of The Funny Philosophers contain?

Chapter 8 holds 63 sentences of The Funny Philosophers, unabridged, divided into 13 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 8 of The Funny Philosophers by George Yellott exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 63 sentences, grouped into 13 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Work through the 13 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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About 498 minutes of reading across 1197 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in The Funny Philosophers

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Funny Philosophers, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Great-grandfather
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Philosopher
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Descendants
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Allowed
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Claribel Carrington and Imogen Hazlewood were cousins.
The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.
Her home was the magnificent mansion of her uncle, Colonel Hazlewood, a wealthy citizen of Bella Vista, and her constant companion was the beautiful Imogen.
Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.
Clarence Hastings adored the lovely Claribel, and Imogen was worshiped by the handsome Harry Vincent.
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The Funny Philosophers

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of The Funny Philosophers is here in full — 63 sentences across 13 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/13 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Claribel Carrington and Imogen Hazlewood were cousins.
Line 2
The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.
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Her home was the magnificent mansion of her uncle, Colonel Hazlewood, a wealthy citizen of Bella Vista, and her constant companion was the beautiful Imogen.
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Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.
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Clarence Hastings adored the lovely Claribel, and Imogen was worshiped by the handsome Harry Vincent.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Have auxiliary verb US /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.”

These determiner US /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading “Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.”

Whose determiner US /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading “The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.”

Would modal verb US /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading “Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.”

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Every word is available to listen to. Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.

adored

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Clarence Hastings adored the lovely Claribel, and Imogen was worshiped by the handsome Harry Vincent.

affluence

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Claribel Carrington and Imogen Hazlewood were cousins.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

beautiful

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From this reading Her home was the magnificent mansion of her uncle, Colonel Hazlewood, a wealthy citizen of Bella Vista, and her constant companion was the beautiful Imogen.

Bella

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Her home was the magnificent mansion of her uncle, Colonel Hazlewood, a wealthy citizen of Bella Vista, and her constant companion was the beautiful Imogen.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Clarence Hastings adored the lovely Claribel, and Imogen was worshiped by the handsome Harry Vincent.

Carrington

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From this reading Claribel Carrington and Imogen Hazlewood were cousins.

child

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From this reading The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.

citizen

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From this reading Her home was the magnificent mansion of her uncle, Colonel Hazlewood, a wealthy citizen of Bella Vista, and her constant companion was the beautiful Imogen.

Clarence

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From this reading Clarence Hastings adored the lovely Claribel, and Imogen was worshiped by the handsome Harry Vincent.

Claribel

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From this reading Claribel Carrington and Imogen Hazlewood were cousins.

Colonel

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From this reading Her home was the magnificent mansion of her uncle, Colonel Hazlewood, a wealthy citizen of Bella Vista, and her constant companion was the beautiful Imogen.

companion

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From this reading Her home was the magnificent mansion of her uncle, Colonel Hazlewood, a wealthy citizen of Bella Vista, and her constant companion was the beautiful Imogen.

constant

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From this reading Her home was the magnificent mansion of her uncle, Colonel Hazlewood, a wealthy citizen of Bella Vista, and her constant companion was the beautiful Imogen.

cousins

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From this reading Claribel Carrington and Imogen Hazlewood were cousins.

devoted

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From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

died

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.

EachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

estate

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From this reading The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.

father

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From this reading The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.

former

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From this reading The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.

gone

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From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.

handsome

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From this reading Clarence Hastings adored the lovely Claribel, and Imogen was worshiped by the handsome Harry Vincent.

Harry

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From this reading Clarence Hastings adored the lovely Claribel, and Imogen was worshiped by the handsome Harry Vincent.

Hastings

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From this reading Clarence Hastings adored the lovely Claribel, and Imogen was worshiped by the handsome Harry Vincent.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

Hazlewood

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Claribel Carrington and Imogen Hazlewood were cousins.

HerdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Her home was the magnificent mansion of her uncle, Colonel Hazlewood, a wealthy citizen of Bella Vista, and her constant companion was the beautiful Imogen.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.

home

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Her home was the magnificent mansion of her uncle, Colonel Hazlewood, a wealthy citizen of Bella Vista, and her constant companion was the beautiful Imogen.

icicle

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

Imogen

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Claribel Carrington and Imogen Hazlewood were cousins.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.

ladies

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

large

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From this reading The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.

leaving

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From this reading The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.

lovely

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From this reading Clarence Hastings adored the lovely Claribel, and Imogen was worshiped by the handsome Harry Vincent.

lover

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

magnificent

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Her home was the magnificent mansion of her uncle, Colonel Hazlewood, a wealthy citizen of Bella Vista, and her constant companion was the beautiful Imogen.

mansion

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Her home was the magnificent mansion of her uncle, Colonel Hazlewood, a wealthy citizen of Bella Vista, and her constant companion was the beautiful Imogen.

North

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

obedience

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Her home was the magnificent mansion of her uncle, Colonel Hazlewood, a wealthy citizen of Bella Vista, and her constant companion was the beautiful Imogen.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

only

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.

orphan

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From this reading The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.

pilgrimage

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

Pole

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From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

remarked

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

search

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

Seddon

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

Tom

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

uncle

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Her home was the magnificent mansion of her uncle, Colonel Hazlewood, a wealthy citizen of Bella Vista, and her constant companion was the beautiful Imogen.

Vincent

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Clarence Hastings adored the lovely Claribel, and Imogen was worshiped by the handsome Harry Vincent.

Vista

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Her home was the magnificent mansion of her uncle, Colonel Hazlewood, a wealthy citizen of Bella Vista, and her constant companion was the beautiful Imogen.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.

wealthy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Her home was the magnificent mansion of her uncle, Colonel Hazlewood, a wealthy citizen of Bella Vista, and her constant companion was the beautiful Imogen.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Claribel Carrington and Imogen Hazlewood were cousins.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

whosedeterminerUS /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading The former was an orphan whose father had died in affluence, leaving his only child a large estate.

wishes

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

worshiped

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Clarence Hastings adored the lovely Claribel, and Imogen was worshiped by the handsome Harry Vincent.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.

young

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From this reading Each of these young ladies had a devoted lover, who, as Tom Seddon had remarked, would have gone on a pilgrimage to the North Pole in search of an icicle in obedience to her wishes.