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The Funny Philosophers

Chapter XVI

Chapter 16 of The Funny Philosophers is here in full — 87 sentences across 18 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Chapter 16 of The Funny Philosophers by George Yellott holds 87 sentences, grouped into 18 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 16 holds 87 sentences of The Funny Philosophers, unabridged, divided into 18 reading sections.

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"That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.
"In promptness and impetuosity it will compare with Colonel May's famous charge at the battle of Resaca de la Palma."
"It was decisive," said Seddon.
"Put an end to hostilities."
"And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.
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The Funny Philosophers

Chapter XVI

Chapter 16 of The Funny Philosophers is here in full — 87 sentences across 18 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/18 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.
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"In promptness and impetuosity it will compare with Colonel May's famous charge at the battle of Resaca de la Palma."
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"It was decisive," said Seddon.
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"Put an end to hostilities."
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"And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Let auxiliary verb US /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading “"And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.”

These determiner US /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading “"And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.”

All words in this reading · 64

Every word is available to listen to. Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

abrupt

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "Put an end to hostilities."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "In promptness and impetuosity it will compare with Colonel May's famous charge at the battle of Resaca de la Palma."

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "In promptness and impetuosity it will compare with Colonel May's famous charge at the battle of Resaca de la Palma."

battle

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "In promptness and impetuosity it will compare with Colonel May's famous charge at the battle of Resaca de la Palma."

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.

brilliant

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

bringing

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.

cavalry

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

charge

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

Colonel

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "In promptness and impetuosity it will compare with Colonel May's famous charge at the battle of Resaca de la Palma."

compare

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "In promptness and impetuosity it will compare with Colonel May's famous charge at the battle of Resaca de la Palma."

de

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From this reading "In promptness and impetuosity it will compare with Colonel May's famous charge at the battle of Resaca de la Palma."

decisive

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "It was decisive," said Seddon.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.

doctors

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.

end

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Put an end to hostilities."

famous

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "In promptness and impetuosity it will compare with Colonel May's famous charge at the battle of Resaca de la Palma."

friends

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

gallantly

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

hostilities

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Put an end to hostilities."

impetuosity

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "In promptness and impetuosity it will compare with Colonel May's famous charge at the battle of Resaca de la Palma."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

instrumental

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "In promptness and impetuosity it will compare with Colonel May's famous charge at the battle of Resaca de la Palma."

la

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "In promptness and impetuosity it will compare with Colonel May's famous charge at the battle of Resaca de la Palma."

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading "And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.

life

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.

M

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.

May's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "In promptness and impetuosity it will compare with Colonel May's famous charge at the battle of Resaca de la Palma."

Mr

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.

now

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

Palma

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "In promptness and impetuosity it will compare with Colonel May's famous charge at the battle of Resaca de la Palma."

participated

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

Pate

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.

Professor

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

promptness

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "In promptness and impetuosity it will compare with Colonel May's famous charge at the battle of Resaca de la Palma."

Put

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Put an end to hostilities."

Resaca

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "In promptness and impetuosity it will compare with Colonel May's famous charge at the battle of Resaca de la Palma."

returned

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

room

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

said

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

Seddon

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

T

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.

termination

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading "And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.

three

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

Toney

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.

Toney's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

two

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "And now, Toney, do not let these two doctors be instrumental in bringing the life of M. T. Pate to an abrupt termination," said the Professor.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading "In promptness and impetuosity it will compare with Colonel May's famous charge at the battle of Resaca de la Palma."

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "In promptness and impetuosity it will compare with Colonel May's famous charge at the battle of Resaca de la Palma."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "That was a brilliant charge of cavalry in which you so gallantly participated, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, when the three friends had returned to Toney's room.