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The Funny Philosophers
The Funny Philosophers

Chapter XVII

Chapter 17 of The Funny Philosophers is here in full — 415 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Chapter 17 of The Funny Philosophers by George Yellott holds 415 sentences, grouped into 83 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 17 holds 415 sentences of The Funny Philosophers, unabridged, divided into 83 reading sections.

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Words and structures a reader meets early in The Funny Philosophers, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

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Philosopher
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Descendants
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"That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.
"It is Doctor Bull, minus his spectacles, and with the addition of a very black eye," said Toney.
"His vision seems not to be very clear!
There! he has stumbled over a dog, and is indignantly bestowing on the unlucky cur a couple of kicks," said the Professor.
"Bull is very near-sighted," said Toney.
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The Funny Philosophers

Chapter XVII

Chapter 17 of The Funny Philosophers is here in full — 415 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.
Line 2
"It is Doctor Bull, minus his spectacles, and with the addition of a very black eye," said Toney.
Line 3
"His vision seems not to be very clear!
Line 4
There! he has stumbled over a dog, and is indignantly bestowing on the unlucky cur a couple of kicks," said the Professor.
Line 5
"Bull is very near-sighted," said Toney.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Has auxiliary verb US /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “There! he has stumbled over a dog, and is indignantly bestowing on the unlucky cur a couple of kicks," said the Professor.”

One pronoun US /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading “"That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.”

Over preposition US /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading “There! he has stumbled over a dog, and is indignantly bestowing on the unlucky cur a couple of kicks," said the Professor.”

Stood verb US /stʊd/

Maintained an upright posture.

From this reading “"That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.”

All words in this reading · 55

Every word is available to listen to. Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "It is Doctor Bull, minus his spectacles, and with the addition of a very black eye," said Toney.

addition

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "It is Doctor Bull, minus his spectacles, and with the addition of a very black eye," said Toney.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "His vision seems not to be very clear!

belligerent

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

bestowing

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There! he has stumbled over a dog, and is indignantly bestowing on the unlucky cur a couple of kicks," said the Professor.

black

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "It is Doctor Bull, minus his spectacles, and with the addition of a very black eye," said Toney.

Bull

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "It is Doctor Bull, minus his spectacles, and with the addition of a very black eye," said Toney.

clear

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "His vision seems not to be very clear!

couple

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There! he has stumbled over a dog, and is indignantly bestowing on the unlucky cur a couple of kicks," said the Professor.

cur

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There! he has stumbled over a dog, and is indignantly bestowing on the unlucky cur a couple of kicks," said the Professor.

Doctor

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "It is Doctor Bull, minus his spectacles, and with the addition of a very black eye," said Toney.

doctors

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

dog

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There! he has stumbled over a dog, and is indignantly bestowing on the unlucky cur a couple of kicks," said the Professor.

eye

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "It is Doctor Bull, minus his spectacles, and with the addition of a very black eye," said Toney.

front

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading There! he has stumbled over a dog, and is indignantly bestowing on the unlucky cur a couple of kicks," said the Professor.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "It is Doctor Bull, minus his spectacles, and with the addition of a very black eye," said Toney.

hotel

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

indignantly

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There! he has stumbled over a dog, and is indignantly bestowing on the unlucky cur a couple of kicks," said the Professor.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "It is Doctor Bull, minus his spectacles, and with the addition of a very black eye," said Toney.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "It is Doctor Bull, minus his spectacles, and with the addition of a very black eye," said Toney.

kicks

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There! he has stumbled over a dog, and is indignantly bestowing on the unlucky cur a couple of kicks," said the Professor.

like

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

looks

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

man

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

minus

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "It is Doctor Bull, minus his spectacles, and with the addition of a very black eye," said Toney.

near-sighted

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Bull is very near-sighted," said Toney.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "His vision seems not to be very clear!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

other

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading There! he has stumbled over a dog, and is indignantly bestowing on the unlucky cur a couple of kicks," said the Professor.

pavement

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

Professor

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

said

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

seems

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "His vision seems not to be very clear!

side

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

spectacles

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "It is Doctor Bull, minus his spectacles, and with the addition of a very black eye," said Toney.

stoodverbUS /stʊd/

Maintained an upright posture.

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

street

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

stumbled

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There! he has stumbled over a dog, and is indignantly bestowing on the unlucky cur a couple of kicks," said the Professor.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

There

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There! he has stumbled over a dog, and is indignantly bestowing on the unlucky cur a couple of kicks," said the Professor.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "His vision seems not to be very clear!

Toney

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the pavement in front of the hotel.

unlucky

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There! he has stumbled over a dog, and is indignantly bestowing on the unlucky cur a couple of kicks," said the Professor.

very

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "It is Doctor Bull, minus his spectacles, and with the addition of a very black eye," said Toney.

vision

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "His vision seems not to be very clear!

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "It is Doctor Bull, minus his spectacles, and with the addition of a very black eye," said Toney.