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The Funny Philosophers
The Funny Philosophers

Chapter XXVII

Chapter 27 of The Funny Philosophers is here in full — 110 sentences across 22 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Chapter 27 of The Funny Philosophers by George Yellott holds 110 sentences, grouped into 22 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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"Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.
The ship was running at the rate of nine knots, with the wind on the quarter.
"He treads as tremulously as a turkey condemned to the ordeal of tripping over a liberal sprinkling of hot ashes," said the Professor.
"Getting his sea-legs," said Old Tim, as he toddled by with a rope in his hand.
"Our venerable friend suggests that Pate is about to undergo a metamorphosis and become amphibious," said the Professor.
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The Funny Philosophers

Chapter XXVII

Chapter 27 of The Funny Philosophers is here in full — 110 sentences across 22 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/22 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.
Line 2
The ship was running at the rate of nine knots, with the wind on the quarter.
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"He treads as tremulously as a turkey condemned to the ordeal of tripping over a liberal sprinkling of hot ashes," said the Professor.
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"Getting his sea-legs," said Old Tim, as he toddled by with a rope in his hand.
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"Our venerable friend suggests that Pate is about to undergo a metamorphosis and become amphibious," said the Professor.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

About preposition US /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading “"Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.”

After preposition US /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading “"Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.”

Ashes noun US /ˈæʃ.ɪz/

The powdery residue left after the burning of a substance.

From this reading “"He treads as tremulously as a turkey condemned to the ordeal of tripping over a liberal sprinkling of hot ashes," said the Professor.”

Been auxiliary verb US /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading “"Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.”

Metamorphosis noun US /ˌmet.əˈmɔːr.fə.sɪs/

A change of the form or nature of a thing or person into a completely different one.

From this reading “"Our venerable friend suggests that Pate is about to undergo a metamorphosis and become amphibious," said the Professor.”

One pronoun US /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading “"Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.”

Over preposition US /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading “"He treads as tremulously as a turkey condemned to the ordeal of tripping over a liberal sprinkling of hot ashes," said the Professor.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

amphibious

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Our venerable friend suggests that Pate is about to undergo a metamorphosis and become amphibious," said the Professor.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

ashesnounUS /ˈæʃ.ɪz/

The powdery residue left after the burning of a substance.

From this reading "He treads as tremulously as a turkey condemned to the ordeal of tripping over a liberal sprinkling of hot ashes," said the Professor.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

become

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Our venerable friend suggests that Pate is about to undergo a metamorphosis and become amphibious," said the Professor.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "Getting his sea-legs," said Old Tim, as he toddled by with a rope in his hand.

condemned

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "He treads as tremulously as a turkey condemned to the ordeal of tripping over a liberal sprinkling of hot ashes," said the Professor.

deck

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

friend

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Our venerable friend suggests that Pate is about to undergo a metamorphosis and become amphibious," said the Professor.

Getting

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Getting his sea-legs," said Old Tim, as he toddled by with a rope in his hand.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

hand

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Getting his sea-legs," said Old Tim, as he toddled by with a rope in his hand.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "Getting his sea-legs," said Old Tim, as he toddled by with a rope in his hand.

hot

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "He treads as tremulously as a turkey condemned to the ordeal of tripping over a liberal sprinkling of hot ashes," said the Professor.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Getting his sea-legs," said Old Tim, as he toddled by with a rope in his hand.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Our venerable friend suggests that Pate is about to undergo a metamorphosis and become amphibious," said the Professor.

knots

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The ship was running at the rate of nine knots, with the wind on the quarter.

liberal

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "He treads as tremulously as a turkey condemned to the ordeal of tripping over a liberal sprinkling of hot ashes," said the Professor.

Look

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

M

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

metamorphosisnounUS /ˌmet.əˈmɔːr.fə.sɪs/

A change of the form or nature of a thing or person into a completely different one.

From this reading "Our venerable friend suggests that Pate is about to undergo a metamorphosis and become amphibious," said the Professor.

morning

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

nine

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The ship was running at the rate of nine knots, with the wind on the quarter.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The ship was running at the rate of nine knots, with the wind on the quarter.

Old

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Getting his sea-legs," said Old Tim, as he toddled by with a rope in his hand.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

ordeal

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "He treads as tremulously as a turkey condemned to the ordeal of tripping over a liberal sprinkling of hot ashes," said the Professor.

OurdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading "Our venerable friend suggests that Pate is about to undergo a metamorphosis and become amphibious," said the Professor.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading "He treads as tremulously as a turkey condemned to the ordeal of tripping over a liberal sprinkling of hot ashes," said the Professor.

Pate

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

Professor

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

quarter

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The ship was running at the rate of nine knots, with the wind on the quarter.

rate

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The ship was running at the rate of nine knots, with the wind on the quarter.

rope

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Getting his sea-legs," said Old Tim, as he toddled by with a rope in his hand.

running

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The ship was running at the rate of nine knots, with the wind on the quarter.

said

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

sat

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

sea

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

sea-legs

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Getting his sea-legs," said Old Tim, as he toddled by with a rope in his hand.

Seddon

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

ship

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The ship was running at the rate of nine knots, with the wind on the quarter.

sprinkling

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "He treads as tremulously as a turkey condemned to the ordeal of tripping over a liberal sprinkling of hot ashes," said the Professor.

suggests

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Our venerable friend suggests that Pate is about to undergo a metamorphosis and become amphibious," said the Professor.

T

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Our venerable friend suggests that Pate is about to undergo a metamorphosis and become amphibious," said the Professor.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

Tim

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Getting his sea-legs," said Old Tim, as he toddled by with a rope in his hand.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "He treads as tremulously as a turkey condemned to the ordeal of tripping over a liberal sprinkling of hot ashes," said the Professor.

toddled

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Getting his sea-legs," said Old Tim, as he toddled by with a rope in his hand.

Tom

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

Toney

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

treads

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "He treads as tremulously as a turkey condemned to the ordeal of tripping over a liberal sprinkling of hot ashes," said the Professor.

tremulously

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "He treads as tremulously as a turkey condemned to the ordeal of tripping over a liberal sprinkling of hot ashes," said the Professor.

tripping

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "He treads as tremulously as a turkey condemned to the ordeal of tripping over a liberal sprinkling of hot ashes," said the Professor.

turkey

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "He treads as tremulously as a turkey condemned to the ordeal of tripping over a liberal sprinkling of hot ashes," said the Professor.

undergo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Our venerable friend suggests that Pate is about to undergo a metamorphosis and become amphibious," said the Professor.

venerable

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Our venerable friend suggests that Pate is about to undergo a metamorphosis and become amphibious," said the Professor.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The ship was running at the rate of nine knots, with the wind on the quarter.

week

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.

wind

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The ship was running at the rate of nine knots, with the wind on the quarter.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "Look at M. T. Pate," said Tom Seddon, as he sat with Toney and the Professor on deck one morning, about a week after they had been at sea.