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The Funny Philosophers

Chapter XXXI

Chapter 31 of The Funny Philosophers is here in full — 102 sentences across 21 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Chapter 31 of The Funny Philosophers by George Yellott holds 102 sentences, grouped into 21 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.
The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.
In vain did the Professor try argument and blandishment to remove his scruples of conscience.
On the first day of the week Pate was immovably pious.
"Come along, Mr. Pate!" said the Professor, in a coaxing tone.
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The Funny Philosophers

Chapter XXXI

Chapter 31 of The Funny Philosophers is here in full — 102 sentences across 21 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/21 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.
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The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.
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In vain did the Professor try argument and blandishment to remove his scruples of conscience.
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On the first day of the week Pate was immovably pious.
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"Come along, Mr. Pate!" said the Professor, in a coaxing tone.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Along preposition US /əˈlɔːŋ/

following the length of something from one end toward the other

From this reading “On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.”

Argument noun US /ˈɑːrɡjəmənt/

a reason or example used to support an idea

From this reading “In vain did the Professor try argument and blandishment to remove his scruples of conscience.”

Between preposition US /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading “On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.”

Conscience noun US /ˈkɑːnʃəns/

the inner sense of right and wrong

From this reading “In vain did the Professor try argument and blandishment to remove his scruples of conscience.”

Stood verb US /stʊd/

Maintained an upright posture.

From this reading “The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.”

Until preposition US /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading “The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.”

Without preposition US /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading “The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

accidentally

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From this reading The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.

alongprepositionUS /əˈlɔːŋ/

following the length of something from one end toward the other

From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

argumentnounUS /ˈɑːrɡjəmənt/

a reason or example used to support an idea

From this reading In vain did the Professor try argument and blandishment to remove his scruples of conscience.

banks

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

Belton

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

blandishment

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From this reading In vain did the Professor try argument and blandishment to remove his scruples of conscience.

bright

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

bull-fight

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

coaxing

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From this reading "Come along, Mr. Pate!" said the Professor, in a coaxing tone.

Come

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From this reading "Come along, Mr. Pate!" said the Professor, in a coaxing tone.

companions

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

compelled

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

consciencenounUS /ˈkɑːnʃəns/

the inner sense of right and wrong

From this reading In vain did the Professor try argument and blandishment to remove his scruples of conscience.

controversy

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

crowd

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

day

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From this reading On the first day of the week Pate was immovably pious.

destination

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From this reading The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading In vain did the Professor try argument and blandishment to remove his scruples of conscience.

direction

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

discovering

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From this reading The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.

first

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From this reading On the first day of the week Pate was immovably pious.

followed

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From this reading The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.

following

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.

halt

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

immense

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

immovably

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From this reading On the first day of the week Pate was immovably pious.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

latter

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From this reading The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.

listen

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

M

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

morning

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

Mr

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From this reading "Come along, Mr. Pate!" said the Professor, in a coaxing tone.

observation

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From this reading The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

Pate

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

people

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

pious

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From this reading On the first day of the week Pate was immovably pious.

polemical

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

proceed

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From this reading The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.

Professor

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

quietly

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From this reading The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.

refused

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From this reading The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.

remove

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From this reading In vain did the Professor try argument and blandishment to remove his scruples of conscience.

Rimac

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

Sabbath

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

said

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From this reading "Come along, Mr. Pate!" said the Professor, in a coaxing tone.

scruples

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From this reading In vain did the Professor try argument and blandishment to remove his scruples of conscience.

still

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From this reading The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.

stoodverbUS /stʊd/

Maintained an upright posture.

From this reading The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.

T

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

tone

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From this reading "Come along, Mr. Pate!" said the Professor, in a coaxing tone.

Toney

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From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

try

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From this reading In vain did the Professor try argument and blandishment to remove his scruples of conscience.

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.

vain

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From this reading In vain did the Professor try argument and blandishment to remove his scruples of conscience.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading On the first day of the week Pate was immovably pious.

week

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From this reading On the first day of the week Pate was immovably pious.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading On the bright Sabbath morning Toney Belton and his companions were following an immense crowd of people along the banks of the Rimac, in the direction of the bull-fight, when they were compelled to halt and listen to a polemical controversy between the Professor and M. T. Pate.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading The latter had followed along quietly, and without observation, until accidentally discovering their destination, he stood still and refused to proceed.