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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter I

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THE MYSTERIES OF MEDICINE, PRESENTING THE HUMOROUS AND SERIOUS SIDES OF MEDICAL PRACTICE.
AN EXPOSÉ OF MEDICAL HUMBUGS, QUACKS, AND CHARLATANS IN ALL AGES AND ALL COUNTRIES.
By A. D. CRABTRE, M. D.
HARTFORD: J. B. BURR & HYDE.
CHICAGO AND CINCINNATI: J. B. BURR, HYDE & COMPANY.
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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Funny Side of Physic is here in full — 385 sentences across 77 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE MYSTERIES OF MEDICINE, PRESENTING THE HUMOROUS AND SERIOUS SIDES OF MEDICAL PRACTICE.
/ðə ˈmɪstəriz ʌv ˈmedəsən prɪˈzentɪŋ ðə ˈhjuːmərəs ənd ˈsɪriəs saɪdz ʌv ˈmedəkəl ˈpræktəs/
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AN EXPOSÉ OF MEDICAL HUMBUGS, QUACKS, AND CHARLATANS IN ALL AGES AND ALL COUNTRIES.
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By A. D. CRABTRE, M. D.
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HARTFORD: J. B. BURR & HYDE.
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CHICAGO AND CINCINNATI: J. B. BURR, HYDE & COMPANY.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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burr noun US /bɜːr/

seed vessel having hooks or prickles

From this reading “HARTFORD: J. B. BURR & HYDE.”

charlatans noun US /ˈʃɑːrlətənz/

plural of “charlatan” — a flamboyant deceiver; one who attracts customers with tricks or jokes

From this reading “AN EXPOSÉ OF MEDICAL HUMBUGS, QUACKS, AND CHARLATANS IN ALL AGES AND ALL COUNTRIES.”

cincinnati noun US /ˌsɪnsəˈnæti/

a city in southern Ohio on the Ohio river

From this reading “CHICAGO AND CINCINNATI: J. B. BURR, HYDE & COMPANY.”

hartford noun US /ˈhɑːrtfərd/

the state capital of Connecticut; located in central Connecticut on the Connecticut river; a center of the insurance business

From this reading “HARTFORD: J. B. BURR & HYDE.”

humorous adjective US /ˈhjuːmərəs/

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading “THE MYSTERIES OF MEDICINE, PRESENTING THE HUMOROUS AND SERIOUS SIDES OF MEDICAL PRACTICE.”

mysteries noun US /ˈmɪstəriz/

plural of “mystery” — something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained

From this reading “THE MYSTERIES OF MEDICINE, PRESENTING THE HUMOROUS AND SERIOUS SIDES OF MEDICAL PRACTICE.”

presenting verb US /prɪˈzentɪŋ/

-ing form of “present” — give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading “THE MYSTERIES OF MEDICINE, PRESENTING THE HUMOROUS AND SERIOUS SIDES OF MEDICAL PRACTICE.”

quacks noun US /kwæks/

plural of “quack” — an untrained person who pretends to be a physician and who dispenses medical advice

From this reading “AN EXPOSÉ OF MEDICAL HUMBUGS, QUACKS, AND CHARLATANS IN ALL AGES AND ALL COUNTRIES.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading By A. D. CRABTRE, M. D.

AGESnounUS /ˈeɪdʒəz/

plural of “age” — how long something has existed

From this reading AN EXPOSÉ OF MEDICAL HUMBUGS, QUACKS, AND CHARLATANS IN ALL AGES AND ALL COUNTRIES.

ALLadjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading AN EXPOSÉ OF MEDICAL HUMBUGS, QUACKS, AND CHARLATANS IN ALL AGES AND ALL COUNTRIES.

ANdeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading AN EXPOSÉ OF MEDICAL HUMBUGS, QUACKS, AND CHARLATANS IN ALL AGES AND ALL COUNTRIES.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading THE MYSTERIES OF MEDICINE, PRESENTING THE HUMOROUS AND SERIOUS SIDES OF MEDICAL PRACTICE.

BnounUS /biː/

aerobic rod-shaped spore-producing bacterium; often occurring in chainlike formations; found primarily in soil

From this reading HARTFORD: J. B. BURR & HYDE.

BURRnounUS /bɜːr/

seed vessel having hooks or prickles

From this reading HARTFORD: J. B. BURR & HYDE.

ByprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading By A. D. CRABTRE, M. D.

CHARLATANSnounUS /ˈʃɑːrlətənz/

plural of “charlatan” — a flamboyant deceiver; one who attracts customers with tricks or jokes

From this reading AN EXPOSÉ OF MEDICAL HUMBUGS, QUACKS, AND CHARLATANS IN ALL AGES AND ALL COUNTRIES.

CHICAGOnounUS /ʃəˈkɑːɡoʊ/

largest city in Illinois; a bustling Great Lakes port that extends 26 miles along the southwestern shoreline of Lake Michigan

From this reading CHICAGO AND CINCINNATI: J. B. BURR, HYDE & COMPANY.

CINCINNATInounUS /ˌsɪnsəˈnæti/

a city in southern Ohio on the Ohio river

From this reading CHICAGO AND CINCINNATI: J. B. BURR, HYDE & COMPANY.

COMPANYnounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading CHICAGO AND CINCINNATI: J. B. BURR, HYDE & COMPANY.

COUNTRIESnounUS /ˈkʌntriz/

plural of “country” — a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading AN EXPOSÉ OF MEDICAL HUMBUGS, QUACKS, AND CHARLATANS IN ALL AGES AND ALL COUNTRIES.

CRABTRE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading By A. D. CRABTRE, M. D.

DnounUS /diː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that prevents rickets

From this reading By A. D. CRABTRE, M. D.

EXPOSÉ

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading AN EXPOSÉ OF MEDICAL HUMBUGS, QUACKS, AND CHARLATANS IN ALL AGES AND ALL COUNTRIES.

HARTFORDnounUS /ˈhɑːrtfərd/

the state capital of Connecticut; located in central Connecticut on the Connecticut river; a center of the insurance business

From this reading HARTFORD: J. B. BURR & HYDE.

HUMBUGS

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading AN EXPOSÉ OF MEDICAL HUMBUGS, QUACKS, AND CHARLATANS IN ALL AGES AND ALL COUNTRIES.

HUMOROUSadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmərəs/

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading THE MYSTERIES OF MEDICINE, PRESENTING THE HUMOROUS AND SERIOUS SIDES OF MEDICAL PRACTICE.

HYDE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HARTFORD: J. B. BURR & HYDE.

INprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading AN EXPOSÉ OF MEDICAL HUMBUGS, QUACKS, AND CHARLATANS IN ALL AGES AND ALL COUNTRIES.

JnounUS /dʒeɪ/

a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second

From this reading HARTFORD: J. B. BURR & HYDE.

MnounUS /em/

the basic unit of length adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites (approximately 1.094 yards)

From this reading By A. D. CRABTRE, M. D.

MEDICALadjectiveUS /ˈmedəkəl/

relating to the study or practice of medicine

From this reading THE MYSTERIES OF MEDICINE, PRESENTING THE HUMOROUS AND SERIOUS SIDES OF MEDICAL PRACTICE.

MEDICINEnounUS /ˈmedəsən/

the branches of medical science that deal with nonsurgical techniques

From this reading THE MYSTERIES OF MEDICINE, PRESENTING THE HUMOROUS AND SERIOUS SIDES OF MEDICAL PRACTICE.

MYSTERIESnounUS /ˈmɪstəriz/

plural of “mystery” — something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained

From this reading THE MYSTERIES OF MEDICINE, PRESENTING THE HUMOROUS AND SERIOUS SIDES OF MEDICAL PRACTICE.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE MYSTERIES OF MEDICINE, PRESENTING THE HUMOROUS AND SERIOUS SIDES OF MEDICAL PRACTICE.

PRACTICEnounUS /ˈpræktəs/

a customary way of operation or behavior

From this reading THE MYSTERIES OF MEDICINE, PRESENTING THE HUMOROUS AND SERIOUS SIDES OF MEDICAL PRACTICE.

PRESENTINGverbUS /prɪˈzentɪŋ/

-ing form of “present” — give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading THE MYSTERIES OF MEDICINE, PRESENTING THE HUMOROUS AND SERIOUS SIDES OF MEDICAL PRACTICE.

QUACKSnounUS /kwæks/

plural of “quack” — an untrained person who pretends to be a physician and who dispenses medical advice

From this reading AN EXPOSÉ OF MEDICAL HUMBUGS, QUACKS, AND CHARLATANS IN ALL AGES AND ALL COUNTRIES.

SERIOUSadjectiveUS /ˈsɪriəs/

concerned with work or important matters rather than play or trivialities

From this reading THE MYSTERIES OF MEDICINE, PRESENTING THE HUMOROUS AND SERIOUS SIDES OF MEDICAL PRACTICE.

SIDESnounUS /saɪdz/

plural of “side” — a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading THE MYSTERIES OF MEDICINE, PRESENTING THE HUMOROUS AND SERIOUS SIDES OF MEDICAL PRACTICE.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE MYSTERIES OF MEDICINE, PRESENTING THE HUMOROUS AND SERIOUS SIDES OF MEDICAL PRACTICE.

Chapter 1 of The Funny Side of Physic by Addison Darre Crabtre holds 385 sentences, grouped into 77 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Mysteries
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Medicine
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Presenting
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Humorous
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